Cambridge Dictionary says "MOST PEOPLE" find the word "female" offensive outside scientific use!! ๐คก https://t.co/MyJPZzGtc6
— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) December 23, 2022
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Dangerous Insurrectionists Seize Capitol Building
WASHINGTON, D.C. America's government was thrown into turmoil last night after a small band of insurrectionist traitors stormed the Capitol building while waving the flag of a foreign power.
"This is a dark day for the country," said Representative Thomas Massie, watching in disbelief as the events unfolded on TV. "Not only did these lunatics make it all the way into the sacred House Chamber they waved the flag of a hopelessly corrupt foreign nation and made off with $50 billion. How did we let this happen?"
Sources say the plot to attack democracy was spearheaded by conspirators at the highest echelons of government, including Nancy Pelosi and VP Kamala Harris. "This is anti-democratic," said Massie. "No one voted for this."
Already, citizens are asking for help tracking down and detaining all involved so they can be thrown in solitary confinement without bail for years and years. "We must show no mercy to traitors and insurrectionists who threaten our democracy," said Senator Josh Hawley. "I vow to hold these people accountable by hauling them before hearings and yelling at them on TV. That's about all I can do, unfortunately."
At publishing time, Harris and Pelosi had been seen checking their bank accounts to see if their Christmas bonuses from Ukraine had cleared yet.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee[url=https://babylonbeelive.com/][/url]
This is "Not the Bee" material!!!
More Weather reporting...
I know you as Woodley the reluctant weatherman, instead of Woodley the successful sports journalist. Well done
— Gery Fesalvo (@geryfesalvo) December 22, 2022
Also reminds me of @MrJamesMay at the North Pole pic.twitter.com/MOH3xWf7QZ
And more...
This is what one of our anchors did when he was asked go out and cover the snow a few days ago. https://t.co/q2uvE4yRxw
— SimplySharonNH (@SimplySharonNH) December 23, 2022
And some more mildly NSFW weather reporting...
Karl Anthony Towns agrees. https://t.co/pDgiqssI7d
— Cory Olson (@CoryOlson89) December 23, 2022
And even more...
Comes very close to the gold standard of local TV news grievance broadcasting by @JoshuaShortTV https://t.co/MMnPnG1gIW
— ๐ Tracy on the MTA ๐ โ๏ธ๐๐ (@SeelyeTracy) December 22, 2022
And finally, some Snowplow reporting...
A man in Denver, CO. decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign which read "$10,000 a minute."
Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone. The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to Heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God.
The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Denver, Green Bay, Chicago, Milwaukee, and all around the United States, he found more phones, with the same sign, and got the same answer from each pastor..
Finally, he arrived in Texas . Upon entering a church in Fort Worth, Tx., behold, he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read "Calls: 25 cents. Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor. "Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church, I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God, but, in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads 25 cents a call. Why?"
The pastor, smiling, replied, "Son, you're in Texas now. This is God's country...it's a local call."
Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone. The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to Heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God.
The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Denver, Green Bay, Chicago, Milwaukee, and all around the United States, he found more phones, with the same sign, and got the same answer from each pastor..
Finally, he arrived in Texas . Upon entering a church in Fort Worth, Tx., behold, he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read "Calls: 25 cents. Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor. "Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church, I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God, but, in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads 25 cents a call. Why?"
The pastor, smiling, replied, "Son, you're in Texas now. This is God's country...it's a local call."
Reminded me of cheepah sin 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25
Zarathustra said:Cambridge Dictionary says "MOST PEOPLE" find the word "female" offensive outside scientific use!! ๐คก https://t.co/MyJPZzGtc6
— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) December 23, 2022
I wonder how feminists feel about the very word 'female' being wiped out.
Meh. This is assuming you take the cash out option. If you take the annuity, you end up keeping roughly $827 million after taxes.rab79 said:
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For those taking the cash option, the biggest winner is the lottery commission because you just gave up $533 million right off the top.
Wild West Pimp Style
We all have at least one friend who had a woman ruin themโฆ pic.twitter.com/cl3n4B16P8
— NevilleTheCat (@FearTheFloof) December 24, 2022
MostlyHarmless said:Zarathustra said:Cambridge Dictionary says "MOST PEOPLE" find the word "female" offensive outside scientific use!! ๐คก https://t.co/MyJPZzGtc6
— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) December 23, 2022
I wonder how feminists feel about the very word 'female' being wiped out.
Angry because they're never not angry
Buzzy said:Meh. This is assuming you take the cash out option. If you take the annuity, you end up keeping roughly $827 million after taxes.rab79 said:
For those taking the cash option, the biggest winner is the lottery commission because you just gave up $533 million right off the top.
You don't think you could do better than 5% ROI (annually)?
MostlyHarmless said:Zarathustra said:Cambridge Dictionary says "MOST PEOPLE" find the word "female" offensive outside scientific use!! ๐คก https://t.co/MyJPZzGtc6
— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) December 23, 2022
I wonder how feminists feel about the very word 'female' being wiped out.
Women are being canceled and they seem to be all for it. Fourth generation feminism is the elimination of actual women in favor of men.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
TRADUCTOR said:
Reminded me of cheepah sin 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25
Hmm, haven't heard that one?
We here at Not the Bee join Nancy Pelosi in wishing all of you a happy and blessed Schwanza! ๐ https://t.co/CGDm9a4MmO
— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) December 24, 2022
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) December 24, 2022
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
justcallmeharry said:We here at Not the Bee join Nancy Pelosi in wishing all of you a happy and blessed Schwanza! ๐ https://t.co/CGDm9a4MmO
— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) December 24, 2022
Is that a festival celebrated by JOC's (Jews Of Color)?
MostlyHarmless said:justcallmeharry said:We here at Not the Bee join Nancy Pelosi in wishing all of you a happy and blessed Schwanza! ๐ https://t.co/CGDm9a4MmO
— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) December 24, 2022
Is that a festival celebrated by JOC's (Jews Of Color)?
"Don't you mean the REAL HEBREWS?!?!" - YE
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) December 24, 2022
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
I hope he has to remember that in a bad way...captkirk said:
Not funny, just political...
They are muzzling us. #AB2098 muzzles doctors by threatening their medical license & livelihood if they donโt follow consensus opinion. In their fear & reactivity, the CA Legislature is creating a Ministry of Truth at @MedBoardOfCA to silence doctors who don't agree with them. pic.twitter.com/TYU6kVervK
— Azadeh Khatibi, MD, MS, MPH (@AzadehKhatibi) September 6, 2022
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