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— Internet HOF (@InternetH0F) September 6, 2022

justcallmeharry said:

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Britains new sec of state for health. pic.twitter.com/9OmlovjgGb

— Sophie Corcoran (@sophielouisecc) September 6, 2022

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I guess Michael Moore finally transitioned to female. Need the barf icon for this one.

Security Concerns Raised As Eric Swalwell's Girlfriend Revealed To Be President Xi In A Wig

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Security concerns were raised over how bad Chinese spying has gotten after it was revealed this week that Eric Swalwell had been secretly dating President Xi Jinping in a wig.
"Hey, wait a minute!" said an FBI agent as he saw Rep. Swalwell holding hands with a woman who looked suspiciously like President Xi in light makeup, a dress, and a wig. "That's that Chinese guy! Get him!" Pulling the wig off, the agent revealed the Chinese woman to be Xi himself.

"Cheryl... why? Why did you lie to me? We had something great!" Swalwell said, tears in his eyes, as President Xi activated his jetpack and escaped.
Swalwell defended his actions, saying Xi was a tender lover and a great kisser, and "WE WERE IN LOVE, OK!? YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND! THE HEART WANTS WHAT IT WANTS!"
Jinping's plan was reportedly to get close to Joe Biden to tempt him to sniff his hair, apparently not realizing all the Chinese government has to do is ask Biden and he'll surrender any information they want.
CNN called the development a "non-story" and criticized right-wing media for "pouncing" on the revelation that China's president was sleeping with congresspeople, saying it would only be a story if it were Putin sleeping with Swalwell.

courtesy of The Babylon Bee

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That's because this isn't about the enemies of the United States but rather about the enemies of the Democrats and their accumulation of power. I consistently call out the Establishment for good reason but understand that the Democrats are the political core of that Establishment.

INBOX. pic.twitter.com/aj0yXAOmAF

— Michael Berry (@MichaelBerrySho) September 7, 2022

INBOX: pic.twitter.com/aYxaCRMD5J

— e-beth (@ebeth360) September 7, 2022

Good morning! Bad pun but love the irony!

Just trying to make ends meat. pic.twitter.com/NxXm0vjPyg

— James Melville (@JamesMelville) September 6, 2022

It’s odd that so many experts are saying we need new boosters to prevent another winter surge when I was told by the media that COVID wasn’t seasonal because Ron DeSantis said it

Wonder if they’ll update their “fact checks”

— Ian Miller (@ianmSC) September 6, 2022

What happened to feminism? pic.twitter.com/hFkk8Re7uc

— Arielle Scarcella (@ArielleScarcell) September 6, 2022

Oldie but goodie. Summer 2020 IIRC. Teddy Brosevelt's prediction was eerily accurate...

This commentary was dismissed as a wild conspiracy theory back in 2020. It now looks like a prophetic warning.pic.twitter.com/QUjAP0ZkYH

— James Melville (@JamesMelville) September 6, 2022

ICYMI a few weeks ago, Atlanta. https://t.co/z0ljmh1dS7

— Citizens for Sanity (@citizens_sanity) September 6, 2022

Sounds like it...

You're threatening war if your team loses?

— 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗠𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘁𝗮 (@txsalth2o) September 6, 2022

Bigots!!! All of you!!!

Hey Chicago! pic.twitter.com/s3ZrP2Jj66

— Citizens for Sanity (@citizens_sanity) September 6, 2022

Tuesday humor pic.twitter.com/Ygl4IDPRFl

— Stalingrad & Poorski (@Stalingrad_Poor) September 6, 2022

The entire green movement in one picture.🤣 pic.twitter.com/fGLCFmQXzl

— txaggal (@txaggal) September 7, 2022

🤣🎃 pic.twitter.com/LIaiL3Cezk

— txaggal (@txaggal) September 7, 2022

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— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) September 7, 2022

This is what happened when Antifa tried to riot in my city🤣 pic.twitter.com/C8SGtsQzsX

— TXDeplorable (@Texas_Made956) September 7, 2022