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If your doctor prescribes you medication without first asking about...

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Getting scary over there...

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Never forget...

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Little known addition to The Art of War...

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Boom...

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And finally...

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Aggie12B said:
notice the flies coming from his poopy diaper...
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Biz Ag said:

All Prices Ten Thousand Million Percent Off!
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Biz Ag said:
They will brush it off as a misspeak but after seeing her speak 3 times she has confirmed that she is a fool and an idiot
The world needs mean tweets

My Pronouns Ultra and MAGA

Trump 2024
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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Job qualifications required to follow Peppermint Patty as WH propaganda mouthpiece:

Female? CHECK
Black? CHECK, CHECK
Lesbian? CHECK, CHECK, CHECK

What's that? You're stupid? Inarticulate? Completely unaware of even basic facts? No ability to answer any question from memory without endlessly searching through a binder frantically hoping to find the answer?

NO PROBLEM! You're hired! When can you start?
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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Not funny but very political.

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In reply to ThunderFighter06 • 3:08p, 9/6/22
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ThunderFighter06 said:
Boom...




This reminds me of:
You don't have to be crazy to work hereā€¦ā€¦ā€¦..but it helps.
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justcallmeharry said:
Hey...she should be glad her mom wasn't pro-choice...
You can turn off signatures, btw
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In reply to Biz Ag • 3:59p, 9/6/22
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You can turn off signatures, btw
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She can't help but lie...

From the group of 30,000 e-mails returned to the State Department, 110 e-mails in 52 e-mail chains have been determined by the owning agency to contain classified information at the time they were sent or received.

I'm sure twitter will jump right in and correct this misinformation...or censor it.
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In reply to Ag with kids • 4:33p, 9/6/22
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that's (d)ifferent
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 4:34p, 9/6/22
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She hasn't been in a relevant movie in a few years.

Trying to ingratiate herself again.

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Biz Ag said:
How would she know anyway? She didn't know that "C" meant classified, did she?
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In reply to Biz Ag • 4:59p, 9/6/22
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One of the best replies!!!



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aggiehawg said:


Well, that witch's hat is finally starting to take shape now...
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Big time oops!



https://www.npr.org/2022/09/06/1121242198/liz-truss-twitter-mistake

"After Liz Truss was announced as the winner of her Conservative Party's leadership vote on Monday and officially appointed by Queen Elizabeth the following day constituents, politicians and world leaders took to Twitter to share their reactions and messages to Britain's newest prime minister.

Some of them tried to get her attention by including the handle @LizTruss. But rather than tagging the U.K. leader, who actually uses the handle @trussliz, they reached a woman named Liz Trussell. And, to the delight of many spectators, she's having fun with it.

When one user erroneously tagged her in a tweet announcing Truss' win, Trussell replied, "Gonna be busy." On another announcing the vote tally, she commented, "Yay! Go me!!!"

Even Sweden's prime minister wasn't safe from the confusion. On Monday, her account mistakenly tagged Trussell in a congratulatory tweet (which has since been deleted and reposted with the right tag) emphasizing cooperation between the two countries.

"Looking forward to a visit soon!" Trussell responded. "Get the Meatballs ready."
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