*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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Squadron7 said:

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It isn't inaccurate? He literally said you kill everything. Every snake, mole, mouse you kill them all.

His point that animals die in almost any human endeavor is accurate.

"Kill them all" is bullcrap

You kill everything that you can that gets in your way. The question, "How cute does an animal have to be before you care about it dying to feed you" is still this business end of the exchange.

I've repeatedly said the broad points are correct.

I've repeatedly said the "kill everything" claim is a gross exaggeration

Now you've one upped that with "kill everything you can that gets in your way".

Bullcrap.

You do the job you need to do. You kill weeds, you till the soil, you plant, you harvest. You don't intentionally kill non target species, including animals.

Can't tell you how many times I've stopped the tractor for a few seconds to let critters scurry out of the way. I'm such a softy that I've moved killdeer nests off the row.

Do I lose sleep over the few bugs, mice, snakes, etc that I accidentally kill? No. But I don't kill them on purpose
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CanyonAg77 said:

Squadron7 said:

CanyonAg77 said:

It isn't inaccurate? He literally said you kill everything. Every snake, mole, mouse you kill them all.

His point that animals die in almost any human endeavor is accurate.

"Kill them all" is bullcrap

You kill everything that you can that gets in your way. The question, "How cute does an animal have to be before you care about it dying to feed you" is still this business end of the exchange.

I've repeatedly said the broad points are correct.

I've repeatedly said the "kill everything" claim is a gross exaggeration

Now you've one upped that with "kill everything you can that gets in your way".

Bullcrap.

You do the job you need to do. You kill weeds, you till the soil, you plant, you harvest. You don't intentionally kill non target species, including animals.

Can't tell you how many times I've stopped the tractor for a few seconds to let critters scurry out of the way. I'm such a softy that I've moved killdeer nests off the row.

Do I lose sleep over the few bugs, mice, snakes, etc that I accidentally kill? No. But I don't kill them on purpose

My language was imprecise. You are correct. You kill what you have to.
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The funny thing is that I'm posting while the GPS steers the tractor.

Want to know what's dying? Rabbits. Want to know what's killing them? Hawks. There are a half dozen following me and pouncing on the bunnies I flush out.

Nature, circle of life, all that
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CanyonAg77 said:

Squadron7 said:

CanyonAg77 said:

It isn't inaccurate? He literally said you kill everything. Every snake, mole, mouse you kill them all.

His point that animals die in almost any human endeavor is accurate.

"Kill them all" is bullcrap

You kill everything that you can that gets in your way. The question, "How cute does an animal have to be before you care about it dying to feed you" is still this business end of the exchange.

I've repeatedly said the broad points are correct.

I've repeatedly said the "kill everything" claim is a gross exaggeration

Now you've one upped that with "kill everything you can that gets in your way".

Bullcrap.

You do the job you need to do. You kill weeds, you till the soil, you plant, you harvest. You don't intentionally kill non target species, including animals.

Can't tell you how many times I've stopped the tractor for a few seconds to let critters scurry out of the way. I'm such a softy that I've moved killdeer nests off the row.

Do I lose sleep over the few bugs, mice, snakes, etc that I accidentally kill? No. But I don't kill them on purpose
Can y'all take your side argument about semantics and technicalities to DM?

I follow this thread for funny tweets and memes, not inane arguments where you argue who is more 'right' in an argument no one cares about.
Wild West Pimp Style
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CanyonAg77 said:

The funny thing is that I'm posting while the GPS steers the tractor.

Want to know what's dying? Rabbits. Want to know what's killing them? Hawks. There are a half dozen following me and pouncing on the bunnies I flush out.

Nature, circle of life, all that

Yikes. That reminds me of a story about some nature photographers or documentarians I heard about. They were showing the birth of baby sea turtles and then the run they then have to make to get to the surf. Except that in this particular instance it was a complete massacre because whatever kind of birds it is that get them were there in mass and literally none of them were making it. It got some bad that these guys quit filming and were scooping as many baby turtles as they could into their shirts and carrying them to the ocean.

I can see myself doing that.
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Buzzy said:

CanyonAg77 said:

Squadron7 said:

CanyonAg77 said:

It isn't inaccurate? He literally said you kill everything. Every snake, mole, mouse you kill them all.

His point that animals die in almost any human endeavor is accurate.

"Kill them all" is bullcrap

You kill everything that you can that gets in your way. The question, "How cute does an animal have to be before you care about it dying to feed you" is still this business end of the exchange.

I've repeatedly said the broad points are correct.

I've repeatedly said the "kill everything" claim is a gross exaggeration

Now you've one upped that with "kill everything you can that gets in your way".

Bullcrap.

You do the job you need to do. You kill weeds, you till the soil, you plant, you harvest. You don't intentionally kill non target species, including animals.

Can't tell you how many times I've stopped the tractor for a few seconds to let critters scurry out of the way. I'm such a softy that I've moved killdeer nests off the row.

Do I lose sleep over the few bugs, mice, snakes, etc that I accidentally kill? No. But I don't kill them on purpose
Can y'all take your side argument about semantics and technicalities to DM?

I follow this thread for funny tweets and memes, not inane arguments where you argue who is more 'right' in an argument no one cares about.

No?
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Luv Ya Blue! Luv Bum!

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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"A straight face and a dry diaper."

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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Staff, please excuse the profanity. But it's kind of pertinent to the tweet.

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Well deserved, dumbass.

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Whether you agree or not, just took a little time.

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Get Off My Lawn
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annie88 said:

Staff, please excuse the profanity. But it's kind of pertinent to the tweet.


And here I assumed that she's trying her hand at advertising.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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Leader here?

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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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That's adorable but the black one in the middle looks a little non-plussed.
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Not a funny one, but an important one.

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CanyonAg77 said:

Amusing, but inaccurate. Plowing doesn't kill but a small fraction of the animal population. Anything below about 4" is safe, anything able to move, will do so, and anything slow may or may not be harmed.

Broader point is correct, that no form of human activity is possible without some damage to some animal species. Also correct that animal rights activists focus on the cute animals, because it's easier to gin up outrage over a dead puppy than it is a dead mole rat

**** dem mole rats!!!

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Well there goes that idea out the window...
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ravingfans said:



Well there goes that idea out the window...


Damn that pesky supply and demand thing!
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ravingfans said:



Well there goes that idea out the window...
Why doesn't everyone understand that saving the world has costs...
You can turn off signatures, btw
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Those morons can pay 10x the cost of electricity to charge their EVs produced with NIMBY batteries and try to argue that they are somehow saving the earth.
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Sharpie Scores Huge Endorsement Deal With FBI
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Finally, a sensible use of Covid masks!

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Get Off My Lawn said:

annie88 said:

Staff, please excuse the profanity. But it's kind of pertinent to the tweet.


And here I assumed that she's trying her hand at advertising.

Billboard Baggins.
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something, something, horizontal stripes....
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TexAg1987 said:

something, something, horizontal stripes....

If anything could use some major redaction, it is her.
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