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In reply to St Hedwig Aggie • 9:54a, 2/1/22
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West Point Aggie said:

Good to see the brit politicos appropriately mocked!
damn that took some work
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I mean they technically seized means of delivery but still!

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In reply to Uncle Howdy • 10:23a, 2/1/22
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Geralt of Rivia said:
What's the story behind those 6 dudes?
Make Mental Asylums Great Again!
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In reply to St Hedwig Aggie • 10:31a, 2/1/22
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West Point Aggie said:

What's the story behind those 6 dudes?
Obvious FBI agents from previous protests

https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/pqyyqw/fbi_doing_undercover_in_dc/

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In reply to CanyonAg77 • 11:12a, 2/1/22
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CanyonAg77 said:
West Point Aggie said:

What's the story behind those 6 dudes?
Obvious FBI agents from previous protests

https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/pqyyqw/fbi_doing_undercover_in_dc/


Gotcha…they kinda look like they fell out of a JCrew Catalog
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Good ole George for the win

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In reply to St Hedwig Aggie • 1:16p, 2/1/22
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West Point Aggie said:

Good to see the brit politicos appropriately mocked!
I've been wondering what Gary Busey was up to nowadays.
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Are you watching too much CNN? Know the warning signs:

1. You think the pandemic is still going on. If you find yourself saying "When the pandemic is over..." or "the new normal," you might be watching too much CNN.

2. You still think one of these investigations is going to "get" Trump. The walls are closing in. Any day now.

3. You haven't left your house in two years. Time to turn off the CNN and go outside, people.

4. You haven't heard of any of Biden's foreign or domestic failures. You think the president's doing a "pretty good job" and haven't caught wind of any kind of disasters.

5. You still call ivermectin "horse medicine". Oh no! Your brain has been infected!

6. You walk by a fiery riot and think to yourself, "Ah, what a peaceful protest. Mostly, anyway." If this is your immediate instinct, check with a medical professional. You may have an oversaturation of CNN.

7. You're at the airport a lot. This is less a symptom and more a root cause, but if you're at the airport, you're probably watching lots of CNN.

8. You drop to the floor and convulse any time you see a MAGA hat. The longer you roll around in the fetal position, the more CNN you probably watch.

9. You watch any CNN at all. Even one second is too much. Just say no.

If these nine signs describe you, don't suffer alone: get help today. We here at The Babylon Bee are ready to deliver you fake news you can actually trust on a daily basis.
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aggiedata said:
i lost it on this one
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In reply to captkirk • 4:43p, 2/1/22
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I laughed way too hard at this.
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Aggie12B said:
in support of neil young,

so has


Gerry and Cookie just pulled "Terrier Style" off Spotify.




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In reply to captkirk • 6:12p, 2/1/22
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captkirk said:

That's just beautiful poetic justice
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TexAgs91 said:


This might be location dependent.
For example, both the USA and Canada can lay claim to this meme.

Edit to add: how do so many idiots get elected worldwide?
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TexAgs91 said:


This might be location dependent.
For example, both the USA and Canada can lay claim to this meme.

Edit to add: how do so many idiots get elected worldwide?


Answer: ignorance and apathy. Don't know and don't care
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Biden Promises To Replace Retiring Quarterback Tom Brady With A Woman Of Color
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The math may be wrong this year, but the message isn't.

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Aggie12B said:


I honestly want to know how long people are going to pretend they are sick. Mask are to protect those around you in case you're sick and don't know it right? Are people really cool pretending they are sick for 2+ years?
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Holy moley


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aggiedata said:
Holy moley


watched it once without sound...wtf?

watched again with sound...coffee meet nostrils
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