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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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Wow - not sure why the meme was blocked.

It read:

"I just found out my Father, a life-long Republican, is now voting Democrat.

He never would have done that when he was alive."

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ranger16 said:

I'm over here dying laughing at that review. 4th one down very long but totally worth it.

https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Candy-Goldbears-Pound/dp/B000EVOSE4/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1EFSYB8SILOFA&dchild=1&keywords=haribo%2Bgummy%2Bbears&qid=1595381789&sprefix=Harribo%2Caps%2C243&sr=8-1&th=1


That review reminds me of RATO's "Fat Man with Travel Scrabble" story from years ago...
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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Semi political funny ... but also just plain funny.

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ranger16 said:

I'm over here dying laughing at that review. 4th one down very long but totally worth it.

https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Candy-Goldbears-Pound/dp/B000EVOSE4/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1EFSYB8SILOFA&dchild=1&keywords=haribo%2Bgummy%2Bbears&qid=1595381789&sprefix=Harribo%2Caps%2C243&sr=8-1&th=1
Well worth the read, my stomach hurts from laughing. Here is a direct link to the review.
Hell Holds No Surprises For Me Anymore...
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Tanya 93 said:




I had to take the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector. The constant beeping was making me nauseated, dizzy, and sleepy
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Thankfully, I was standing by the kitchen sink when I saw this. Coffee.
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ValleyRatAg said:

ranger16 said:

I'm over here dying laughing at that review. 4th one down very long but totally worth it.

https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Candy-Goldbears-Pound/dp/B000EVOSE4/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1EFSYB8SILOFA&dchild=1&keywords=haribo%2Bgummy%2Bbears&qid=1595381789&sprefix=Harribo%2Caps%2C243&sr=8-1&th=1
Well worth the read, my stomach hurts from laughing. Here is a direct link to the review.
Hell Holds No Surprises For Me Anymore...
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He had weathered the entire assault head-on like some sort of hero from Greek Mythology. I had given this poor schmuck a one-man s*** bukkake that would make a Brazillian pornographer retch with disgust, and he was still in the same position he must have been from the moment of first impact. I tried to comprehend how he must be feeling, what he must be going through psychologically, but it became evident very quickly that he had become very broken.
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My wife just came into the room asking why I'm Crying/ laughing In our bedroom by myself...
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in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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RAB91 said:


Good call
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in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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"ROGER - OUT"
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"ROGER - OUT"
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Fightin_Aggie said:

Tanya 93 said:


Could not find. Did they take it down?
Took awhile, I am not an Amazon fan, but found this;
Question:
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
Answer:
Stuck in 5:00 traffic on Rt. 128 just outside of Boston.
By M. Leary on January 27, 2017
When the seatbelt sign is turned on right after takeoff
By Marc Nielson on February 25, 2020
Right when the doctor says "now cough"
By M. Krieter on February 20, 2019
During my final exam for which I cannot leave or else I fail instantly.
By Leonardo Cabral on October 18, 2017
Somewhere inconvient.
By Nexus on March 13, 2017
At my niece's baptism
By kjburg on January 3, 2017


Among the latter, under pretence of governing they have divided their nations into two classes, wolves and sheep.”
Thomas Jefferson, Letter to Edward Carrington, January 16, 1787
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yeah this is the year to poke mother nature.....
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in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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This is good too.


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in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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rab79 said:




She at least has her phone in her hand so she can keep up with Trump's latest mean tweets.
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in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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