*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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Sine poena nulla lex.
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Tanya 93 said:

Real heroes of the pandemic



What about the cannabis plant from the fifth floor corner office? Asking for a friend.
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Muggles aren't the only ones restructuring education due to the pandemic


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C@LAg said:

NSIAP:





I need the pounding the floor with my fist while crying tears of laughter emoji.
NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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aggiehawg said:


hitler, stalin, mao and pol pot would like a word.
NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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Cringeworthy


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Biz Ag said:

Cringeworthy



Maybe they just need bigger slower words on the teleprompter.
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Tanya 93
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It is almost the season for that movie!
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Roseanne Roseannadanna

Always classic!

Edit : Emily Litella, not Roseanne
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rab79 said:




Not funny, just pointing this out since it was posted earlier. Twitter really didn't like those tweets!


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Three Twenties and A Ten
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zephyr88 said:

Here's the funniest tweet I've seen in a long time...

Dude travels 300 miles to present to 8 people (9 if you count the guy who took the pcture).


It's empty because they had to lay off all the mfg workers due to reduction in product demand over the last 6mths!!
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I guess no more flushing ice cubes down the toilet, sleeping with a spoon under your pillow, and wearing the pajamas inside out to cause a snow day, Poor elementary kids
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This hurt my feelings.
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csag97 said:

zephyr88 said:

Here's the funniest tweet I've seen in a long time...

Dude travels 300 miles to present to 8 people (9 if you count the guy who took the pcture).


It's empty because they had to lay off all the mfg workers due to reduction in product demand over the last 6mths!!


Just found the shadow of two HUGE teleprompters, plus looks like that behind drape guy has cup of applesauce.

Looks like from that electrical routing they did not chance having Biden negotiate a step over.
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Sine poena nulla lex.
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C@LAg said:

I grew up on the Texas coast and later Williamson County.

What are these "snow days" of which you speak.


I grew up in Corpus Christi and we had a snowy Christmas in 2004
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law-apt-3g said:

csag97 said:

zephyr88 said:

Here's the funniest tweet I've seen in a long time...

Dude travels 300 miles to present to 8 people (9 if you count the guy who took the pcture).


It's empty because they had to lay off all the mfg workers due to reduction in product demand over the last 6mths!!


Just found the shadow of two HUGE teleprompters, plus looks like that behind drape guy has cup of applesauce.

Looks like from that electrical routing they did not chance having Biden negotiate a step over.

"That man is playing Galaga. Thought we wouldn't notice but we did."
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C@LAg said:

I grew up on the Texas coast and later Williamson County.

What are these "snow days" of which you speak.
Grew up in West Texas and we had plenty of days with snow, but not a single day off from school because of it. We might have had a day or two off when the '70 F5 Lubbock tornado, but I honestly don't remember now.
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Tanya 93 said:




Also known as teacher has a hangover day
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RAB91 said:


I vote for saucy nuggs!
How bout you go back down the hill and get it then?
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RAB91 said:


BONELESS OR GTFO!

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