Get it right Ayatollah! pic.twitter.com/ljFEQvlYWi

— 🇺🇸🇮🇱✈️Sir Flyzalot✈️🇮🇱🇺🇸 (@SirFlyzalot) April 6, 2026

Don’t read this as you sip your coffee. pic.twitter.com/mwfy3h8o7J

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) April 5, 2026

Iran trying to retcon "Death to America" after 47 years is actually hilarious. https://t.co/0lhlcoXFQI

— Reddit Lies (@reddit_lies) April 7, 2026

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— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) April 7, 2026

🤣😂 pic.twitter.com/4xMvq0cj5M

— Johnny Midnight ⚡️ (@its_The_Dr) April 7, 2026

Every single time 🗳️😭 pic.twitter.com/pobYrzzMht

— 🔥🇺🇸 KC 🇺🇸🔥 (@KCPayTreeIt) April 6, 2026

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— Taya (@travelingflying) April 7, 2026

The entire Democrat party is a criminal organization. pic.twitter.com/GggawJdV3M

— I Love America News (@ILA_NewsX) April 6, 2026

LMAO 😂 I AM NEVER DELETING THIS APP
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— MAGA Voice (@MAGAVoice) April 6, 2026

Newly Engaged Couple Sets Up Wedding Registry At Chevron Station https://t.co/OFYemfLIjA pic.twitter.com/bB5EHsCaY7

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 7, 2026

First moon landing in over 50 yrs… some of these new images are absolutely amazing! pic.twitter.com/1xLTVheeFV

— MAVERICK X (@MAVERIC68078049) April 5, 2026

This morning my daughter refused to eat her oatmeal.

In response, I threatened to wipe out her ant farm. I said "A whole civilization will die today, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will"

She caved.

Classic Art of the Deal.

— Mike Alfred (@mikealfred) April 7, 2026

This is better than the Lego Movie.😂

Iran pilot rescue. pic.twitter.com/90kDp2Xlz1

— Grummz (@Grummz) April 7, 2026

He's not wrong. pic.twitter.com/tVms4NHrX7

— Giga Based Dad (@GigaBasedDad) April 8, 2026

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— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) April 8, 2026

Starmer in the Middle East peace talks

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— Statler Reimagined (@ElCapitan_Chaos) April 8, 2026

BREAKING!!! She had a great time and she got this dress on sale! Sources say she made new friends! https://t.co/D3iAg1iNQp pic.twitter.com/FSwX8mTmln

— Harmeet K. Dhillon (@HarmeetKDhillon) April 8, 2026

🚨 Iran Ceasefire Demands have been leaked:

- Open the US borders
- Let illegals vote
- Men allowed in women’s bathrooms
- Defund the police
- Taxpayer-funded gender surgeries for kids

...Hold up.. those are just the Democrats demands for America

— Alec Lace (@AlecLace) April 8, 2026

😂 pic.twitter.com/8z5k14YyF2

— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) April 7, 2026

Trump Installs Ejection Seats Throughout Press Briefing Room https://t.co/feyBYF2zyP pic.twitter.com/mVqp1Vd8G4

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 8, 2026

ErnestEndeavor said:

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On point!! pic.twitter.com/qmdaIla2MM

— 💖TRUMPS BLONDE💖 (@2025DJT2025) April 7, 2026

Transgender Rep. Sarah McBride wants Trump to stop pretending he's something that he isn't!😂 pic.twitter.com/z62AiMbvzI

— David J Harris Jr (@DavidJHarrisJr) April 7, 2026

🤣😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/6yntyhSp3v

— Micki way (@mickitiki) April 7, 2026

Tax day is a week away.

Do we write our checks directly to Somalia or the NGOs?

Just want to be ready.

— Kentucky Girl (@Notwokenow) April 8, 2026

Why are they like this pic.twitter.com/qS1V9Cllml

— Damani Felder (@TheDamaniFelder) April 8, 2026

🤣 pic.twitter.com/D6vKmXSTSx

— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) April 8, 2026

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t lol pic.twitter.com/gnBQNvbPui

— Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 (@TheRicanMemes) April 8, 2026

You know it’s true! pic.twitter.com/NHfe4O37as

— 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕷𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘™️ (@CL4WS_OUT) April 8, 2026