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10:49a, 5/11/23

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Border Wall Covered With Bud Light Signs To Deter Migrants https://t.co/PKOiP1cx8i pic.twitter.com/XdzrTs3OH5
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 10, 2023

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CNN Host Sues Trump For Assault And Defamation After Town Hall https://t.co/OFRUNX5Ljm pic.twitter.com/dYhAmRZhYg
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 11, 2023

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That’s what we’re afraid of. https://t.co/AhhUA5z68Q
— Nikki Haley (@NikkiHaley) May 9, 2023

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The cop just walks in there, pepper sprays everyone, and walks away, like "job's done!" pic.twitter.com/ER3XD8OGYc
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) May 11, 2023

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Before and after… pic.twitter.com/bJeYS52Gkm
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) May 11, 2023

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BREAKING: CNN announces there will be no more live audiences at town halls. 🤣🤣🤣
— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) May 11, 2023

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What the heck is this drivel about?

BIDEN: "We lived in a three bedroom split level home ... with four kids and a grandpop living with us. I look back on it and wonder how thin those walls were for my mom and dad..." 🥴 pic.twitter.com/FOuMKIeqG8
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) May 10, 2023

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For the Trekkies:

One beep for communism. Two beeps for more communism.

We're so screwed. pic.twitter.com/PBJM27GPc1
— Real Nowhere Man 🇺🇸 (@DavidBugnon) May 11, 2023

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https://babylonbee.com/news/feinstein-says-a-recent-jedi-attempt-on-her-life-has-left-her-scarred-and-deformed

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Biden Offers Money To Journalists To Stop Talking About His Family’s Bribery Allegations https://t.co/xl5OOnxGYG pic.twitter.com/k5OrLwe3Ii
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 11, 2023

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If seven million potential Republican voters were strolling across our southern border, there would be tanks parked on the Rio Grande and helicopter gunships in the air.
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) May 11, 2023

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In reply to justcallmeharry • 8:32p, 5/11/23

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justcallmeharry said:
The cop just walks in there, pepper sprays everyone, and walks away, like "job's done!" pic.twitter.com/ER3XD8OGYc
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) May 11, 2023

Kinda like Roach Spray...

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9:07p, 5/11/23

Almost every reveal got a laugh out of me. I thought it might not fit here but then I asked myself if I polled F16 would most say the NFL is apolitical? No. So here you go.

We asked people on Broadway to help us with our 2023 schedule release. 🤣

📺: 2023 Schedule Release on @nflnetwork pic.twitter.com/31LsUUDn3O
— Tennessee Titans (@Titans) May 12, 2023

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Either impeach him or shut up.

Just stop talking, for the love of God, and DO SOMETHING. https://t.co/gMH9JUuFGn
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) May 12, 2023

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Ilhan Omar Blasts Israel For Refusing Palestine's Generous Gift Of Rockets https://t.co/FMmyOJ9xFi pic.twitter.com/UvlesOp4wa
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WTG Texas! Send them to every sanctuary city https://t.co/N6ZxLvaKUd
— MAGS (@TAftermath2020) May 12, 2023

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even MSNBC losing it over the CNN town hall 😂 pic.twitter.com/wLb0ByJpSy
— APOCTOZ (@Apoctoz) May 11, 2023

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Secret footage from inside Disney’s creative department. pic.twitter.com/OBayMx6Pgp
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Twitter's New Female CEO Expands Tweet Limit To 1,000,000 Characters https://t.co/Zep0ckRlSE pic.twitter.com/eZ6SZ3ecw7
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 11, 2023

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Ex-Disinfo Governance Board chief sues Fox News for 'immense suffering' caused by 'lies' about her | Just The News https://t.co/HXonDwQ0Gu
— John Solomon (@jsolomonReports) May 12, 2023

Not intended as a joke but I laughed out loud.

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In reply to nortex97 • 11:01a, 5/12/23

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This needs its own thread.

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Exciting new positions are opening up at Islamic Jihad! pic.twitter.com/JOLRqUxSQs
— Elder of Ziyon 🇮🇱 (@elderofziyon) May 12, 2023

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.

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