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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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Breaking: George Santos Arrested, 534 Members Of Congress Still At Large

U.S. Representative George Santos was taken into custody this morning on federal money laundering, theft, and fraud charges. Americans are still on edge, however, as 534 dangerous felons in Congress still remain at large.
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In reply to SpreadsheetAg • 11:25a, 5/12/23
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So we all agree any generation born after 1865 owes nothing.


A tag along on this - Reparations were put in place by the Republicans after the civil war. When Lincoln was killed, Andrew Johnson (D) struck down all those plans. The Dems want everyone to forget this
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Been messing around with AI. This one turned out pretty good. Donald Trump as video game character, Call of Duty, Sunset. He's got good trigger form in one, in the other he doesn't know how to hold a gun.

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Biden Reassures Americans That Someone In His Administration Is Probably Doing Something About The Border

WASHINGTON, D.C. Amid lawlessness, human tragedy, and 750,000 people preparing to rush the southern border this Thursday, President Biden talked to the press and assured the American people that someone in his administration is probably going to do something about it.
"Listen, folks, stop your worryin'," said the President calmly. "I'm pretty sure someone, somewhere on my staff is looking into this. Who's that lady I made Border Czar? Camel Hairs? Is that her name? Yeah, maybe her. I don't know. They told me to say everything was fine. I'm sure at least one person on my staff is totally on top of this. Everything's fine, folks! Fine as frog's hair! They said I could have ice cream if I said that. Where's my ice cream?"
Reporters reached out to VP Kamala Harris for elaboration, but she responded by laughing for 5 minutes straight and hanging up the phone. Other members of the President's cabinet were unavailable for comment.
At publishing time, sources confirmed a guy named "Steve" has been assigned to secure the border before Title 42 ends this Thursday, but no one could find him.

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee

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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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In reply to nortex97 • 12:32p, 5/12/23
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nortex97 said:


Not intended as a joke but I laughed out loud.

When you act the fool expect to be treated like one.


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So true.

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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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Is this a good or a bad thing?

If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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Wow!
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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Yes, about ice cream anyway.

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