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I give it a couple more months....

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In reply to TyHolden • 8:35p, 5/10/23
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TyHolden said:
this dude



My guess is he stopped to fart silently and it wafted at just the right time to get her attention. Bravo!

Could call that a silent protest perhaps...
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justcallmeharry said:


She has a heart?


Ask her if she locks her doors at her house???
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In reply to Showertime at the Bidens • 9:48p, 5/10/23
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I once watched a documentary on an HBCU band. It started with tryouts and went all the way up to their national competition. It was a huge deal to make the dance team, with mothers staying there to commiserate/celebrate with their daughters. One of their issues that they had was several of the dancers gained a significant amount of weight between the tryouts and the first football game, such that they could no longer fit into the uniforms. With the school being an HBCU, it wasn't like they could just order another set, and they took too long to make (6 month) for replacement to be practical. So these women were moved to non-performance status.

I remember wondering how much weight do you have to gain in such a short amount of time that losing it isn't an option.
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In reply to ravingfans • 10:17p, 5/10/23
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ravingfans said:
TyHolden said:
this dude



My guess is he stopped to fart silently and it wafted at just the right time to get her attention. Bravo!

Could call that a silent protest perhaps...


I saw an interview with the South Park guys where they said when they first got to Hollywood before they became huge successes they would get invited to parties where celebrities were in attendance. They would take a camera with them and take turns taking photos of themselves farting in the vicinity of big stars. They had a big scrap book of themselves farting on all of these stars.
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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In reply to VaultingChemist • 10:37a, 5/11/23
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Taliban has a Twitter account? Or is that a parody account?

Still funny.
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