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In reply to oh no • 8:06a, 3/22/23
oh no said:


The blue areas are Leechtenstein.

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8:26a, 3/22/23
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 8:42a, 3/22/23
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justcallmeharry said:

The Bee needs to be careful. We don't want to give the left any ideas.
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8:45a, 3/22/23
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Amen.
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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9:36a, 3/22/23
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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In reply to oh no • 9:40a, 3/22/23
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oh no said:
His terms are accepted. Would be hilarious if Trump/Desantis win 2024 and the left starts talking about "peaceful separation"
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Hey...so.. um
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In reply to chjoak • 9:56a, 3/22/23
chjoak said:
oh no said:
His terms are accepted. Would be hilarious if Trump/Desantis win 2024 and the left starts talking about "peaceful separation"


We need to save southern Illinois as well. Make line from Ohio go straight across.
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In reply to Hey...so.. um • 10:01a, 3/22/23
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If we are chopping stuff up... i'm sure eastern Washington & Oregon would much rather be apart of us dumbasses.

Reality, if we got to the point that the above map happening was remotely realistic, it is far more likely that the US ends up breaking into atleast 5-6 separate countries and the more conservative (or atleast non-socialist/communist) ones would simply have treaties to all work together.
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In reply to Hey...so.. um • 10:04a, 3/22/23
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Ok, but you've also got way too much of the mid Atlantic in Red.

You don't get away from the cancer until you are about halfway into Virginia.
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In reply to annie88 • 10:36a, 3/22/23
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annie88 said:


I give zero Fs about the royals, but the logical leaps taken in that second one are pretty impressive.

Harry says in his book that he did a few lines in the past. Some rando "think tank" comments on wanting to know about his visa application.

From there -- pundits leap to Charles cannot risk having Harry at the coronation because he is "under investigation" for being a "serious drug addict and abuser".

And all of this ignores the fact that America gives zero Fs about past - or current - recreational drug use.
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In reply to aggiebird02 • 11:08a, 3/22/23
aggiephoenix02 said:
The gal behind the register looks nervous. She's triple checking the order to make sure it's correct…
she doesn't want to be accused of overserving.

.........and if you wanna hear God laugh, tell him your plans.
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 11:14a, 3/22/23
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justcallmeharry said:
Justified.

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Sources told the outlet that this is not a one-time issue. "Last week when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were in the audience," said a source, "the lights came up for intermission and there were two human turds in the aisle just near the famous political duo."
First time I've ever heard two piles of sheet referred to as a "famous political duo"
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11:35a, 3/22/23
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Ok, not political, so delete/ban if/as appropriate, but for us olds this is pretty funny and I'm not going over to the entertainment forum.
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In reply to nortex97 • 11:53a, 3/22/23
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Is that his new wife or daughter/granddaughter?
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In reply to BQ78 • 11:55a, 3/22/23
BQ78 said:
Is that his new wife or daughter/granddaughter?


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In reply to BQ78 • 11:56a, 3/22/23
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BQ78 said:
Is that his new wife or daughter/granddaughter?
Selena Gomez.

They co-star in a Hulu series "Only Murders in the Building"

Edit: Martin Short is also in the series.
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In reply to 1872walker • 11:57a, 3/22/23
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Still don't get it.
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In reply to BQ78 • 11:57a, 3/22/23
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BQ78 said:
Still don't get it.
"Father of the Bride" redux.

https://www.today.com/video/steve-martin-posts-photo-with-selena-gomez-in-a-wedding-dress-166210629971
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11:58a, 3/22/23
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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11:59a, 3/22/23
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Ok, guess I should stop rotting my brain by only watching Tucker Carlson, Air Disasters and sporting events on TV
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In reply to Hey...so.. um • 12:01p, 3/22/23
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It's like cancer metastasizing.

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In reply to BQ78 • 12:08p, 3/22/23
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BQ78 said:
Still don't get it.


Steve Martin write a show about old guys that have a knack for solving crimes, but they are old so they only work on cases in the building. So "Only Murders in the Building".

Selena Gomez is also in the show as well as Martin Short. Sounds like it could be a good show.

Apparently Selena gets married in the show.
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12:10p, 3/22/23
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My wife watches it - the show is decent for what it is, sort of a quirky murder mystery show.

But I can only watch so much of Martin Short
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In reply to FrioAg 00 • 12:43p, 3/22/23
FrioAg 00 said:
My wife watches it - the show is decent for what it is, sort of a quirky murder mystery show.

But I can only watch so much of Martin Short


It's more tolerable if you have dipping sauces
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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In reply to HtownAg92 • 1:33p, 3/22/23
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Oh, I don't believe a word of it. It just struck me as funny.

I just think it would be funny if they got screwed over on something. Harry and Meghan are pathetic. They're liars they're narcissistic, and that South Park episode was dead on. Waaaaaaaaah

And remember, Harry doesn't believe in the first amendment. I just think it would be funny if they were forced to go back. It'll never happen, but it would be amusing.

The other one is so true. If I didn't know she had a black mother I would think she was white or Italian ancestry.
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In reply to Bondag • 1:35p, 3/22/23
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Bondag said:
BQ78 said:
Still don't get it.


Steve Martin write a show about old guys that have a knack for solving crimes, but they are old so they only work on cases in the building. So "Only Murders in the Building".

Selena Gomez is also in the show as well as Martin Short. Sounds like it could be a good show.

Apparently Selena gets married in the show.


It's a really good show. I've always loved Steve Martin and Martin Short. And honestly Selena Gomez and the two of them fit very well in the show. It's very well done. I'm looking forward to the third and final season.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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C'mon folks! This is a big deal.

If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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