oh no said:

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dumbfuckistan looks amazing https://t.co/3xBbUFF24b

— Jessica O’Donnell 🏈 (@heckyessica) March 22, 2023

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The blue areas are Leechtenstein.

chjoak said:

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oh no said:

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dumbfuckistan looks amazing https://t.co/3xBbUFF24b

— Jessica O’Donnell 🏈 (@heckyessica) March 22, 2023

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His terms are accepted. Would be hilarious if Trump/Desantis win 2024 and the left starts talking about "peaceful separation"

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We need to save southern Illinois as well. Make line from Ohio go straight across.

If we are chopping stuff up... i'm sure eastern Washington & Oregon would much rather be apart of us dumbasses.

Reality, if we got to the point that the above map happening was remotely realistic, it is far more likely that the US ends up breaking into atleast 5-6 separate countries and the more conservative (or atleast non-socialist/communist) ones would simply have treaties to all work together.

Ok, but you've also got way too much of the mid Atlantic in Red.

You don't get away from the cancer until you are about halfway into Virginia.

annie88 said:

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Have you all seen this take down of Meghan Markle by yet another Black person?

There is a large swat of the community that doesn’t believe A WORD of what Meghan Markle and Prince Harry psycho babble. #HarryandMeghanAreAJoke

So good I had to steal pic.twitter.com/TZxXgbN6VK…

— Evans E. 🏳️‍🌈⚧ 👨🏿‍🏫 #KingCharles'Angel (@jomilleweb) March 20, 2023

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REVEALED

Tom Bower confirms that Prince Harry, The Duke of Dope is under investigation in the United States for his admitted use of illegal drugs. #PrinceHarryGoneMad #PrinceHarryExposed #PrinceHarryVisaFraud

pic.twitter.com/r7cqYsUOTv

— Evans E. 🏳️‍🌈⚧ 👨🏿‍🏫 #KingCharles'Angel (@jomilleweb) March 21, 2023

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I give zero Fs about the royals, but the logical leaps taken in that second one are pretty impressive.

Harry says in his book that he did a few lines in the past. Some rando "think tank" comments on wanting to know about his visa application.

From there -- pundits leap to Charles cannot risk having Harry at the coronation because he is "under investigation" for being a "serious drug addict and abuser".

And all of this ignores the fact that America gives zero Fs about past - or current - recreational drug use.

aggiephoenix02 said:

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The gal behind the register looks nervous. She's triple checking the order to make sure it's correct…

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she doesn't want to be accused of overserving.

Guess what just happened! pic.twitter.com/V4aNJjQUKW

— Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) March 21, 2023

Ok, not political, so delete/ban if/as appropriate, but for us olds this is pretty funny and I'm not going over to the entertainment forum.

Is that his new wife or daughter/granddaughter?

BQ78 said:

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Is that his new wife or daughter/granddaughter?

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BQ78 said:

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Is that his new wife or daughter/granddaughter?

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Selena Gomez.

They co-star in a Hulu series "Only Murders in the Building"

Edit: Martin Short is also in the series.

Still don't get it.

BQ78 said:

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Still don't get it.

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"Father of the Bride" redux.

https://www.today.com/video/steve-martin-posts-photo-with-selena-gomez-in-a-wedding-dress-166210629971

Ok, guess I should stop rotting my brain by only watching Tucker Carlson, Air Disasters and sporting events on TV

It's like cancer metastasizing.

Then in reality:pic.twitter.com/jNh7bos6Ur

— Kevin Dalton (@TheKevinDalton) March 22, 2023

BQ78 said:

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Still don't get it.

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Steve Martin write a show about old guys that have a knack for solving crimes, but they are old so they only work on cases in the building. So "Only Murders in the Building".

Selena Gomez is also in the show as well as Martin Short. Sounds like it could be a good show.

Apparently Selena gets married in the show.

My wife watches it - the show is decent for what it is, sort of a quirky murder mystery show.

But I can only watch so much of Martin Short

FrioAg 00 said:

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My wife watches it - the show is decent for what it is, sort of a quirky murder mystery show.

But I can only watch so much of Martin Short

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It's more tolerable if you have dipping sauces

Oh, I don't believe a word of it. It just struck me as funny.

I just think it would be funny if they got screwed over on something. Harry and Meghan are pathetic. They're liars they're narcissistic, and that South Park episode was dead on. Waaaaaaaaah

And remember, Harry doesn't believe in the first amendment. I just think it would be funny if they were forced to go back. It'll never happen, but it would be amusing.

The other one is so true. If I didn't know she had a black mother I would think she was white or Italian ancestry.

Bondag said:

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BQ78 said:

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Still don't get it.

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Steve Martin write a show about old guys that have a knack for solving crimes, but they are old so they only work on cases in the building. So "Only Murders in the Building".

Selena Gomez is also in the show as well as Martin Short. Sounds like it could be a good show.

Apparently Selena gets married in the show.

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It's a really good show. I've always loved Steve Martin and Martin Short. And honestly Selena Gomez and the two of them fit very well in the show. It's very well done. I'm looking forward to the third and final season.

Fox News Ratings Plunge After Hiring Non-Blonde Anchor With No Cleavage https://t.co/9LO8oS6YE9

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 22, 2023

Kirby threatens economic sanctions after Uganda passes the "Anti-Homosexuality Act." pic.twitter.com/lJLPOCzeDq

— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) March 22, 2023

KJP:

"We have grave concerns with the passage of the Anti-Homosexuality Act (AHA) by the Parliament of Uganda yesterday." pic.twitter.com/d5L4BXw2Nj

— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) March 22, 2023

C'mon folks! This is a big deal.