The title pretty much sums it up!
Sapper Redux said:
Jesus was gay?
Jesus just needs a Benz in the background.Beer Baron said:
Look at all those white people. That picture could've been taken in The Woodlands.
I don't doubt Jesus loves Exxon Mobil. A very faithful workforce.Beer Baron said:
Look at all those white people. That picture could've been taken in The Woodlands.
I agree. This beautiful promise wasn't even a promise not to murder the hell out of all of humanity again, it was just a promise not to do it by drowning again.Quote:
I never understood how the story of the rainbow was supposed to be a good thing. The rainbow, The symbol of god's promise to never AGAIN conduct xenocide by that ONE specific method while knowing full well that he would command and activy conduct numerous acts of genocide.
I believe this is a picture of Aaron Rodgers with a bunch of Packers fans.Beer Baron said:
Look at all those white people. That picture could've been taken in The Woodlands.
Beer Baron said:I agree. This beautiful promise wasn't even a promise not to murder the hell out of all of humanity again, it was just a promise not to do it by drowning again.Quote:
I never understood how the story of the rainbow was supposed to be a good thing. The rainbow, The symbol of god's promise to never AGAIN conduct xenocide by that ONE specific method while knowing full well that he would command and activy conduct numerous acts of genocide.
Which is why it is so surprising Sapper and the rest of the liberals hate him so much, sounds just like them.Aggrad08 said:
So we've established that Jesus is super white and gay.
Sapper Redux said:Beer Baron said:I agree. This beautiful promise wasn't even a promise not to murder the hell out of all of humanity again, it was just a promise not to do it by drowning again.Quote:
I never understood how the story of the rainbow was supposed to be a good thing. The rainbow, The symbol of god's promise to never AGAIN conduct xenocide by that ONE specific method while knowing full well that he would command and activy conduct numerous acts of genocide.
Also, does this mean light didn't separate in a prism before Noah?
jrico2727 said:Which is why it is so surprising Sapper and the rest of the liberals hate him so much, sounds just like them.Aggrad08 said:
So we've established that Jesus is super white and gay.
Aggrad08 said:
Actually some creationists believe that the flood was the first time it rained. No really.
It's like god suddenly thought up rain and took it way too far.
Sapper Redux said:jrico2727 said:Which is why it is so surprising Sapper and the rest of the liberals hate him so much, sounds just like them.Aggrad08 said:
So we've established that Jesus is super white and gay.
Who said I hate Jesus? I don't think he's God. Seems like a pretty cool guy, though.
Duncan Idaho said:
I never understood how the story of the rainbow was supposed to be a good thing. The rainbow, The symbol of god's promise to never AGAIN conduct xenocide by that ONE specific method while knowing full well that he would command and activy conduct numerous acts of genocide.
I always took it as a promise of violence (I killed all y'all once before and I'll do it again, just not by drowning) vs a promise of hope.
The specific call out for water is suspiciously specific. It reminds me of a parent saying "oh you think this is unfair. Just do it again and see what happens."
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humans sin, Godcauses their destruction, God unilaterally intervenes in God's actions to save them.
Duncan Idaho said:
It might be at odds with the tradition but it isnt at odds with the text (to the extent that an interpretation can be consistent with a text that is internally inconsistent)