Slater - Imagine how many people out there are f*(&%n' right now man. Just goin at it...

bummer about your party man...

...yeah, what can I say? The delivery guy bricked.

"only came here to do two things, drink some beer and kick some ar$$e, looks like we're almost out of beer."


"dont me mad because i made all district and you didnt..."

Son, were you going to have a party here?

Well, uh, ahh, I don't know what that was about.

I can't believe nobody posted (and I may not have it verbatim):

I came here tonight to do two things: drink some beer and kick some ass. Looks like we're out of beer.

Hey Old Jock . . . look up!

"I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope."

"Fixin' to be a lot better, man."

"Yeah, I bet she's pretty cute once you clean all the **** off her."

"Mike: Don't air raid for that *****, I hate that ****. It's like that Clint ****er in front of all his friends. Huh? Huh mother ****er.
Tony: Okay Mike.
Mike: Dominant male monkey mother ****er. "

"What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, *****."

Great lines in that movie.

"Now remember to eat a green thing everyday" as the convenience store clerk sells the very pregnant girl a six pack. Don't know why that always cracked me up.

TAMPERING WITH MAIL BOXES IS A FELONY OFFENSE!

Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.