Oh, did you hear that O'Bannion flunked?
Yeah, what a dumb sh**.

Looks like we're almost out of beer.

"All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life - remind me to kill myself."

Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.

A couple of Wooderson gems:

"You'd be alot cooler if you did."

"That's what I like about them high school girls: I keep gettin' older, they stay the same age."

Thats what I like about these high school girls...I get older but they stay the same age.

hey coach, remember me? 5th period gym class?

But on the other hand, man, I'd just as soon keep working. Keep a little change in my pocket.

well, here's a little more change for your pocket

"I'll tell you the same thing my sergeant told me before we went out on a mission. 'Men, 50 of you are going out on this mission, 25 of you ain't comin' back'."

"Yeah, well, listen. You ought to ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now and get in with us. But that's all right, we'll worry about that later. I will see you there. All right?" -Wooderson


Slater- "This place used to be off limits, man, cause some drunk freshman fell off. He went right down the middle, smacking his head on every beam, man. I hear it doesn't hurt after the first couple though. Autopsy said he had one beer, how many did you have?"
Mitch- "Four"
Slater- "You're dead, man, you're so dead. Look at the blood stains right there"

"Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some f***in' muscle."

"Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."

I love those redheads, man.

Hullabaloo wins. My buddies and I quoted that line for months after that movie came out.

Another fave:
Wooderson: You got a joint man?
Mitch: No. Not on me man.
Wooderson: Be a lot cooler if you did.



Now the thing that I call livin' is just bein' satisfied with knowin' I got no one else to blame

I just wanna DANCE!

just gotta keep livin'

L-I-V-I-N

Is this the Pickford residence?

Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.

"We're not in Junior High any more. We're freshmen. We're in the big time now... where the girls will be puttin' out all the time. "

"You know that Julie chick? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. You can't let her know how much you like 'cause if she knows, she'll dump you like that. Believe me. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, 'No, I've got my own ride, but maybe I'll see you later.' Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works."

That's what I'm talking about!

hey what are you doing? picking up trash?

"marijuna on one.....reefer on two....huthut!"

I don't know coach, I've been doin' so well in english I thought I might work on bein' a writer. What do ya think about that?

Randy Floyd, you're in need of a serious attitude adjustment.

AIR RAID *****ES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No worries, there's another party in the making...it's happening at the moon tower.

i dedicate this first swat to your mother....
**** her!!

"all i am going to do in college, is bang, bang, bang, bang, bang"

Check you later

Well maybe you've just haven't gotten passed the sniffin butt stage thats what that sounds like to me, thats what that sounds like.

"there i was with the perfect female body but the head of abraham lincoln"

Hey, hey, hey, hey, watch the leather man.

Man, you gotta get rid of them pizza cutters.

MITCHIE....MICTHIE, MITCHIE, MITCHIE