YOUR TEXAGS CHAMPION: AGSQUIRREL97



A much longer post is forthcoming, but give it up for Agquirrel97, our Survivor 50 contest winner.

He finished with 163 points, barely edging Eso Si, who finished second with 161 points.

AgSquirrel, think it over and let me know if you want the original prize of $50 Venmoed to you or if you'd like me to buy you a Cameo message from a Survivor player.
The full list of who is available from the show on Cameo is here:
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I'm willing to pay Dee's $145, but otherwise let's try to keep is around $100.

I mean "we don't do this sht anymore because we are incompetent" is certainly an argument.

You don't need to drag 24+ people to LA, put them up in a hotel, etc.

Was Colby, Q, etc even in this finale? Nope.

I'd not be shooting live either if that's how it's gonna run.

Rigs said:

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I mean "we don't do this sht anymore because we are incompetent" is certainly an argument.

You don't need to drag 24+ people to LA, put them up in a hotel, etc.

Was Colby, Q, etc even in this finale? Nope.

I'd not be shooting live either if that's how it's gonna run.

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They were both there.

But not shown other than a second.

So might as well not have been.

The last of these things until September.

Top Scorer of the Week: Myself, blackgoldag11, TriumphForks and Saxsoon each picked up 27.5 by having OG picks Jonathan and Aubry without anyone else's baggage weighing them.

Back from the Dead to Kill You Some More: The spelling gaffes by Emily and Cirie at Tribal Council cost several people points, and sent 7yrplan, tx1c and DoItBest into negative points for the final episode.

The Bizarro Superman Award Goes To: Rhutton125, who picked Aubry to be the first one out this season.

The Hope Springs Eternal Award: COUNTERPOINT: Rallied out of the basement in the last episode to pass 2 other players.

Episode Recap

Day 24
Jonathan: wins Immunity: +5/5.5
Rizo plays idol, doesn't save anyone: -3
Tiff goes home: -3
Surviving tribal: Jonathan, Aubry, Rizo, Joe: +1/1.5


Day 25
Immunity
First out: Jonathan: -2
Win: Aubry: +5/5.5

Fire making: Rizo loses finishes 4th: +2

Joe finishes 3rd: +4; Joe gets 0 votes at final tribal: -5

Jonathan finishes second: +5

Aubry wins: +10

Misspells: Emily: -1, Cirie: -1

Episode Totals
Aubry: +16/+17.5
Cirie: -1
Emily: -1
Joe: 0/0.5
Jonathan: +9/10
Rizo: 0 / 0.5
Tiff: -3



Final Contest Standings:
1st agsquirrel97 163
2nd Eso si 161
3rd Mozart 159
4th CharleyKerfeld 155.5
5th TriumphForks 151
6th Johnsy3 144.5
7th Saxsoon 140
8th cwpaggie07 132
9th double aught 130.5
10th gravy97 128


11th rwhitlock3 127
12th blackgoldag11 124.5
13th caleblyn 123
14th Mrs DoItBest 121.5
15th Big Al 1992 120
16th HTown98 117.5
17th DoItBest 113.5
18th CheeseSndwch 106.5
19th wangus12 105
20th Ag87H2O 104


21st SZ 101.5
22nd AggieJ2002 99
23rd Quinn 98.5
24th Roll the Bones 97.5
25th rhutton125 90
26th Rudyjax 89
27th veryfuller 87
28th Counterpoint 71
29th 7yrplan 69.5
30th tx1c 65.5


Better Late Than Never
31st Goldie Wilson 33

Very underwhelmed with the final result of this season. Puke.

I propose the R-I-Z-G-O-D Memorial Point Fund Bay-bee!

Each week you hold onto an idol is 0.5-1 point

Sucks that he loses 3 points since of course he had to play it and due to ****ery of Billie eilish he couldn't even play it on someone else

Thunderstruck xx said:

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Very underwhelmed with the final result of this season. Puke.

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What would you have preferred?

CharleyKerfeld said:

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The Hope Springs Eternal Award: COUNTERPOINT: Rallied out of the basement in the last episode to pass 2 other players.

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I'd like to thank the academy, my fellow Aggie Survivor fans, my family...hey why are they playing me off already?!

Saxsoon said:

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I propose the R-I-Z-G-O-D Memorial Point Fund Bay-bee!

Each week you hold onto an idol is 0.5-1 point

Sucks that he loses 3 points since of course he had to play it and due to ****ery of Billie eilish he couldn't even play it on someone else

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Solid idea. Rizo earned 3 points for being gifted an idol and lost 3 points for playing it without consequence. But the idol was a big part of his strategy two seasons in a row and he leveraged them both spectacularly.

Holding it correctly is a risky and bold play that should be rewarded

CK, I echo the earlier thoughts…. Thanks for the efforts here. This was my first time to play along so to speak and it was enjoyable. And hey, I finished on the podium so not bad.

I am also a fan of your taste in ladies… more Dee forever.

Look forward to fall

Season 50 was an excellent season.

CharleyKerfeld said:

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Thunderstruck xx said:

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Very underwhelmed with the final result of this season. Puke.

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What would you have preferred?

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I think everyone knew it was pretty much over as soon as Aubry won the final immunity challenge. Johnathan tried to make it interesting, but that could have been some creative editing. But that happens often on Survivor, so it's nothing new.
Aside from the fire challenge fiasco, the last half hour was a little lackluster, though I don't entirely blame that on Jeff. They shouldn't have brought him out until the fire challenge was over. Hopefully this kills the live show.
And bring back the podcast!!!

Did they show who all voted for who and I just missed it?

Stive said:

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Did they show who all voted for who and I just missed it?

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I've spent a lot of time mocking Joe, but I did feel genuinely bad for him a Tribal Council. You could tell he knew pretty quickly at tribal council that it wasn't his night yet again. That's 1 total vote at Final Tribal in 2 seasons.

While it was true and funny in the moment, Cirie's savage hit on him with the babysitting seems pretty uncalled for in hindsight. He didn't really lead any big moves, he just went along with them, and he couldn't craft an argument for himself, even when they gave him a bit of an olive branch when Emily said that every vote ran through him.

Not to promote cheating on one's spouse, but if I was Jonathan, the sheer number of times that Stephenie called him "the total package' would probably have me casually inviting her down for a weekend in Gulf Shores next time she's pissed at her husband.

my nephew went on a date with Diamond Dallas Page's daughter. I told him he better not F around with that one.

I told my Dad about DDP and he responded, "she must be a stripper with a name like that?"

Not sure about everyone else, but I wasn't that excited about this open era, anything can happen promo for season 51. I know at least some of it is a brand-new cast. When they showed them on the little video, my first thought was "I already hate all of these people."

Here's the rumored cast list for 51 with ages and occupations. Someone has a pretty fascinating occupation. And "Devin Way" apparently was on Grey's Anatomy at some point

• Aaliyah Puglia (25) - A chef from Providence, RI
• Alexis Levine (28) - An attorney from Atlanta, GA
• Angelica 'Jelly' Loblack (29) - A sociology professor from Bloomington, IN
• Ana Sani (34) - An actress from Toronto, ON

• Brady Booker (26) - A pro wrestler from Atlanta, GA
• Carter Krull (25) - A farmer from Rock Rapids, IA
• Cristian Chavez (25) - A human resources executive from Salt Lake City, UT
• Daniel Kilby (28) - A game studio founder from London, ON
• Devin Way (33) - An actor/model from Lufkin, TX
• Eric Macksoud (34) - A mental health therapist from Sunderland, MA
• Jenna Greenawalt (31) - A wedding videographer from Maumee, OH
• Kristin Flickinger (49) - A former pride director from Santa Barbara, CA
• Lewis Kelly (28) - An influencer from Dublin, Ireland/Puerto Rico
• Linnea Capobianco (26) - A sex store owner from Kearny, NJ
• Michael Pinsky (32) - An assistant director of baseball operations from New York, NY
• Ori Jean-Charles (27) - A personal trainer from Monsey, NY
• Patt Cannaday (33) - An attorney for the U.S. Navy from Norfolk, VA
• Rob Antonson (40) - An airport operations specialist from Boston, MA
• Sharonda Renee (34) - An OB-GYN from Berea, KY
• Thien An Nguyen (25) - A medical student from Fort Worth, TX

Here's the 26 year old sex store owner by the way.


And Patt Cannady is this blondie.

CharleyKerfeld said:

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I've spent a lot of time mocking Joe, but I did feel genuinely bad for him a Tribal Council. You could tell he knew pretty quickly at tribal council that it wasn't his night yet again. That's 1 total vote at Final Tribal in 2 seasons.

While it was true and funny in the moment, Cirie's savage hit on him with the babysitting seems pretty uncalled for in hindsight. He didn't really lead any big moves, he just went along with them, and he couldn't craft an argument for himself, even when they gave him a bit of an olive branch when Emily said that every vote ran through him.

Not to promote cheating on one's spouse, but if I was Jonathan, the sheer number of times that Stephenie called him "the total package' would probably have me casually inviting her down for a weekend in Gulf Shores next time she's pissed at her husband.

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He also never had his name written down once. That is either because you're able to deflect attention from you, or no one sees you as a threat. It's likely a little of both.
Interested in doing a Pick'em for Big Brother? I don't know if that many people still watch it and if there'd be any interest.

Gen X: 1
Millennials: 8
Zoomers: 11

Rudyjax said:

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Cristian Chavez (25) - A human resources executive from Salt Lake City, UT

lol.

Executive.

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Sounds like some of the made up titles that show up on Big Brother.

The sex store worker in a couple shots looksa little like Amanda Kimmel

HTownAg98 said:

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Interested in doing a Pick'em for Big Brother? I don't know if that many people still watch it and if there'd be any interest.

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In the F13 upset of all time, I've never watched a single episode of Big Brother or the Amazing Race.

CharleyKerfeld said:

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The last of these things until September.

Top Scorer of the Week: Myself, blackgoldag11, TriumphForks and Saxsoon each picked up 27.5 by having OG picks Jonathan and Aubry without anyone else's baggage weighing them.

Back from the Dead to Kill You Some More: The spelling gaffes by Emily and Cirie at Tribal Council cost several people points, and sent 7yrplan, tx1c and DoItBest into negative points for the final episode.

The Bizarro Superman Award Goes To: Rhutton125, who picked Aubry to be the first one out this season.

The Hope Springs Eternal Award: COUNTERPOINT: Rallied out of the basement in the last episode to pass 2 other players.

Episode Recap

Day 24
Jonathan: wins Immunity: +5/5.5
Rizo plays idol, doesn't save anyone: -3
Tiff goes home: -3
Surviving tribal: Jonathan, Aubry, Rizo, Joe: +1/1.5


Day 25
Immunity
First out: Jonathan: -2
Win: Aubry: +5/5.5

Fire making: Rizo loses finishes 4th: +2

Joe finishes 3rd: +4; Joe gets 0 votes at final tribal: -5

Jonathan finishes second: +5

Aubry wins: +10

Misspells: Emily: -1, Cirie: -1

Episode Totals
Aubry: +16/+17.5
Cirie: -1
Emily: -1
Joe: 0/0.5
Jonathan: +9/10
Rizo: 0 / 0.5
Tiff: -3



Final Contest Standings:
1st agsquirrel97 163
2nd Eso si 161
3rd Mozart 159
4th CharleyKerfeld 155.5
5th TriumphForks 151
6th Johnsy3 144.5
7th Saxsoon 140
8th cwpaggie07 132
9th double aught 130.5
10th gravy97 128


11th rwhitlock3 127
12th blackgoldag11 124.5
13th caleblyn 123
14th Mrs DoItBest 121.5
15th Big Al 1992 120
16th HTown98 117.5
17th DoItBest 113.5
18th CheeseSndwch 106.5
19th wangus12 105
20th Ag87H2O 104


21st SZ 101.5
22nd AggieJ2002 99
23rd Quinn 98.5
24th Roll the Bones 97.5
25th rhutton125 90
26th Rudyjax 89
27th veryfuller 87
28th Counterpoint 71
29th 7yrplan 69.5
30th tx1c 65.5


Better Late Than Never
31st Goldie Wilson 33

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Progress is my Middle Name