Sharknado without sharks.
I'm in!!!!The Porkchop Express said:
If I read that, will you read my treatise for a movie I thought up today while stuck in traffic for 2 hours called "The 7th Henchman", which is told totally from the point of view of a guy who considers himself the 7th most important henchman to a super villain and watches a big dramatic James Bond adventure unfold in that role, where he either does nothing in every big action scene or is disabled from fighting gin the first 5-10 seconds?
Will also include a scene where the super villain confessed to thinking he's only like the 11th or 12th best henchman and has a power point presentation to go along with his reasoning?
I feel like it's the opposite. People who follow actual storm chasers on realty tv / youtube will likely still be first in line for this.Quote:
I have a feeling the present-day unscripted reality -TV of real storm chasers is going to trump a good portion of the potential interest in this.
Might even say hypocriticalTCTTS said:Brian Earl Spilner said:
Very surprised about your reaction, TC. This thing is creatively bankrupt imo. Looks like a remake that is taking the entire plot of the original, whole cloth, but selling itself as a new movie.
Either do a remake or do something actually new. This is bringing nothing to the table. Just Twister with worse actors.
Hold the phone. The guy who unabashedly loves all TEN of the Fast & Furious movies is seriously critiquing another blockbuster franchise for rehashing plots/not being "original"?
Since when do we need our tornado-chasing blockbusters to be auteur works of art?
Also, while it *does* look to be taking inspiration from the first movie in terms of the general conceit, I wouldn't say it's "taking the entire plot of the original, whole cloth," if only because there's not enough in the trailer to even know yet what the full plot is. That said... there are only so many plots you can do centered around chasing tornados, and I didn't watch the first one for the plot either.
I just want a big, loud, fun and suspenseful tornado movie, set in the world I loved so much from the original (stormy, rural Oklahoma), and this looks to be giving me exactly that.
Also, again, the filmmaking team should count for something. These aren't hacks. The Revenant, Minari... Steven freakin' Spielberg... we're in the hands of people who at least care, and are known for their Oscar-worthy work. I'm not at all saying this will be Oscar worthy, or again, even TG:M worthy, it's just that the instant party pooping comes across as selective and premature.
If there is no sharknado joke/reference in this movie I will stab someone.Funky Winkerbean said:
Sharknado without sharks.
Agreed. I love Elwes, but his character was pretty cringey - especially his bad Southern accent (almost a carbon copy of his character from Days of Thunder).Quote:
What I love is that Powell's character seems to be a mix of both teams from the original. He's got that Paxton/cowboy charm, but is also cocky as hell and seems to have all the fancy gear. Making him a social media star is a great twist too. Then Edgar-Jones' and her colleague(s) seem to be the overly cautious "underdogs"/thorn in his side. But instead of being rivals the whole movie through, they're all teaming up here, which instantly makes for great friction.
A much as I love the first movie, watching it again now, Cary Elwes' character's ultra serious, high-tech team of mustache twirling villains and black suburbans is pretty laughable. Here? The dynamic is much more nuanced and believable, with a fun, modern twist.
Granted, nothing will ever top Bill and Jo's ragtag group of misfits - Philip Seymour Hoffman going full Jack Black, Alan Ruck, Jeremy Davies, etc - but this group looks like it could be fun too.
More than anything I just love the general vibe/world, and can't wait to revisit it again.
Brian Earl Spilner said:
Hypocritical? Lol.
Flag on the play, back it up.
My issue isn't with sequels, or even remakes. (Though I don't love the idea of remakes either.)
My issue is with movies that are essentially remakes, but ignore the previous continuity and characters, rather than doing something new. (Or "standalone sequels" as they apparently call these.)
For example, the Ghostbusters example I used on page 1.
A lazy cash grab that ignored the existing and beloved characters, recast it with women, and figured the IP alone was enough to get people in the theaters.
Ghostbusters: Afterlife? Fairy decent little flick, and one that was received far better.
The day they put out a "new" movie called "Faster & More Furious", with a young lookalike Paul Walker driving an Eclipse, and a young crew stealing PS5's from trucks, ignoring all the characters we already know and love, you'll see me raise hell.
Just flip the switch and reverse the direction of oscillation.jokershady said:
And this is where the trailer lost me…..
Destroy a tornado? Yeah…Sharknado already did it….
TCTTS said:
Not to mention, Powell's next movie, Hit Man, drops on Netflix in June, and is getting absolutely rave reviews.
This is going to be his summer, after which he's going to be our next bonafide leading man/movie star.
The Porkchop Express said:
There really is no more awesome force of nature on TexAgs than when you decide a movie is going to be great.
And yes I'm busting your balls a little on it, but the combination of movie knowledge and sheer will to promote is like a tidal wave coming at the beach.
The Porkchop Express said:
There really is no more awesome force of nature on TexAgs than when you decide a movie is going to be great.
And yes I'm busting your balls a little on it, but the combination of movie knowledge and sheer will to promote is like a tidal wave coming at the beach.
I like the kid, too. He's got "it". He was the speaker at my niece's graduation from tu, and he did a great job.TresPuertas said:TCTTS said:
Not to mention, Powell's next movie, Hit Man, drops on Netflix in June, and is getting absolutely rave reviews.
This is going to be his summer, after which he's going to be our next bonafide leading man/movie star.
i'm glad i'm not the only Powell fan boy on this board.
yes. i know he's a TSip and yes i know he's not the worlds greatest actor but he's got a forever pass from me because of his performance in Everybody Wants Some!!
that said, i watched the original twister the other day because it was on TV and it's one of the best terrible movies of all time. i think they are making this in that spirit and i couldn't be more pumped
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ok Zorg….The Porkchop Express said:
Plus if you destroy tornados, you destroy the mobile home and trailer park insurance industry. Think about the bigger picture here, hangman. How many families do you have to destroy to get your way?