With Jake Gyllenhaal as the lead. Gotta admit, it doesn't look horrible but another clear indication that Hollywood is out of ideas. Trailer looks like the movie borrows from Reacher as well.
They apparently remade Road House?!?!?
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I am gonna fully hate-watch that movie
If someone doesn't **** guys like Dalton in prison, it isn't road house
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There better be a huge trophy room of taxidermy to include a polar bear.
Looks like fun. Only question is who plays Wade Garrett?
Is that Conor McGregor or Andy Serkis on roids?
That trailer felt like it was ten minutes long.
Damn love the original. Peak Swayze.
But I really like Gyllenhall and having McGregor in a movie will be hilarious
But I really like Gyllenhall and having McGregor in a movie will be hilarious
When Gyllenhaal comes back to fight McGregor the 2nd time (He'll lose the first fight most likely) I want McGregor to say to Gyllenhaal "You can't quit me, can ya boy"
Falcon74 said:
Looks like fun. Only question is who plays Wade Garrett?
Joe Rogan
"Who the foook is dis guy???"Apache said:
When Gyllenhaal comes back to fight McGregor the 2nd time (He'll lose the first fight most likely) I want McGregor to say to Gyllenhaal "You can't quit me, can ya boy"
They were supposed to do a remake years ago starring Ronda Rousey but I guess that fell through.
Know Your Enemy said:
They were supposed to do a remake years ago starring Ronda Rousey but I guess that fell through.
As Dalton? Talk about throwing away money. Woof. She's an absolutey terrible actress.
That looks… awesome! Will definitely watch.
Pain don't hurt.
Dammit, that looks watchable, and like it won't taint the legacy of one of the greatest cinematic masterpieces of all time.
Sea Speed said:Know Your Enemy said:
They were supposed to do a remake years ago starring Ronda Rousey but I guess that fell through.
As Dalton? Talk about throwing away money. Woof. She's an absolutey terrible actress.
https://collider.com/road-house-ronda-rousey-remake-explained/
The original was awful enough that I don't care if anyone does anything with it.
Falcon74 said:
Looks like fun. Only question is who plays Wade Garrett?
looks like a prequel
set before the double deuce
maybe he meets Garrett at the end
Know Your Enemy said:Sea Speed said:Know Your Enemy said:
They were supposed to do a remake years ago starring Ronda Rousey but I guess that fell through.
As Dalton? Talk about throwing away money. Woof. She's an absolutey terrible actress.
https://collider.com/road-house-ronda-rousey-remake-explained/
Good thing they wisened up. She truly is an absolutely horrible actress. She was worse than Sasha grey on entourage and Sasha was god awful.
Looks like Joe Burrow found a good use of his time while injured.
Also, looks like Connor McGregor wasn't done losing fights.
Also, looks like Connor McGregor wasn't done losing fights.
I would love it Jake McDaltonhaal broke Connor's shin just prior to finishing him.Quote:
Also, looks like Connor McGregor wasn't done losing fights.
Connor pushes himself up against the wall & proceeds to talk sh*t to him just prior to being finished by presumably the entire town.
UFC didn't exist yet in the Double Dooooosh world (or Dalton would have dominated), so this Dalton is probably the love child of the original Dalton and the doctor.zip90 said:Falcon74 said:
Looks like fun. Only question is who plays Wade Garrett?
looks like a prequel
set before the double deuce
maybe he meets Garrett at the end
He'll probably meet Garrett's grandkid at the end, played by either a buff Justin Timberlake or The Situation from Jersey Shore.
Are they going to include the five point palm exploding throat grab?
Sam Elliot riding up on his bike and calling it the "Double *****" in his iconic drawl is the best part of the movie.HtownAg92 said:UFC didn't exist yet in the Double Dooooosh world (or Dalton would have dominated), so this Dalton is probably the love child of the original Dalton and the doctor.zip90 said:Falcon74 said:
Looks like fun. Only question is who plays Wade Garrett?
looks like a prequel
set before the double deuce
maybe he meets Garrett at the end
He'll probably meet Garrett's grandkid at the end, played by either a buff Justin Timberlake or The Situation from Jersey Shore.
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I am gonna fully hate-watch that movie
"This movie is awful! I need to watch it at least 3 more times to fully break down how awful it is!"
Was the villain ringleader receiving a straight razor shave while on a sailboat bobbing in the water?
"What a power move" - Ryan Howard
"What a power move" - Ryan Howard
Rated R for violence throughout, pervasive language and some nudity.
That's how you make a movie for Americans, people.
I had to roll it back twice to confirm, bu that's definitely Joaquim de Alemida A KA Felix Cortez from Clear and Present Danger in there.
That's how you make a movie for Americans, people.
I had to roll it back twice to confirm, bu that's definitely Joaquim de Alemida A KA Felix Cortez from Clear and Present Danger in there.
I hope Bill Murray and Kelly Lynch have a cameo love scene in the movie.
https://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/bill-murray-likes-to-call-kelly-lynchs-husband-every-time-he-sees-patrick-swayze-having-sex-with-her-in-road-house/
https://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/bill-murray-likes-to-call-kelly-lynchs-husband-every-time-he-sees-patrick-swayze-having-sex-with-her-in-road-house/
Sea Speed said:Know Your Enemy said:Sea Speed said:Know Your Enemy said:
They were supposed to do a remake years ago starring Ronda Rousey but I guess that fell through.
As Dalton? Talk about throwing away money. Woof. She's an absolutey terrible actress.
https://collider.com/road-house-ronda-rousey-remake-explained/
Good thing they wisened up. She truly is an absolutely horrible actress. She was worse than Sasha grey on entourage and Sasha was god awful.
Yes. God forbid there's bad acting in a Roadhouse remake. That cannot happen.
Know Your Enemy said:Sea Speed said:Know Your Enemy said:Sea Speed said:Know Your Enemy said:
They were supposed to do a remake years ago starring Ronda Rousey but I guess that fell through.
As Dalton? Talk about throwing away money. Woof. She's an absolutey terrible actress.
https://collider.com/road-house-ronda-rousey-remake-explained/
Good thing they wisened up. She truly is an absolutely horrible actress. She was worse than Sasha grey on entourage and Sasha was god awful.
Yes. God forbid there's bad acting in a Roadhouse remake. That cannot happen.
There is bad acting and there is Ronda rousey. Come on man, didn't Patrick Swayze win an Oscar at some point? There really is no comparison
Agreed. And Swayze killed it in Roadhouse. One of those instances where the actor/actress becomes super believable and you don't see them as merely acting anymore.Sea Speed said:Know Your Enemy said:Sea Speed said:Know Your Enemy said:Sea Speed said:Know Your Enemy said:
They were supposed to do a remake years ago starring Ronda Rousey but I guess that fell through.
As Dalton? Talk about throwing away money. Woof. She's an absolutey terrible actress.
https://collider.com/road-house-ronda-rousey-remake-explained/
Good thing they wisened up. She truly is an absolutely horrible actress. She was worse than Sasha grey on entourage and Sasha was god awful.
Yes. God forbid there's bad acting in a Roadhouse remake. That cannot happen.
There is bad acting and there is Ronda rousey. Come on man, didn't Patrick Swayze win an Oscar at some point? There really is no comparison
So director Doug Liman (Swingers, The Bourne Identity, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Edge of Tomorrow, American Made, is boycotting the film's SXSW premiere, due to Amazon not releasing the movie in theaters. For what it's worth, here's a snippet of what he had to say...
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We made Road House a "smash hit" - Amazon's words not mine, btw. Road House tested higher than my biggest box office hit, Mr. & Mrs Smith. It tested higher than Bourne Identity, which spawned four sequels. I'm told the press response has been Amazon's best since they bought MGM. Road House has a strong tie-in to the UFC, which has a rabid and loyal fan base that has spawned over 1.5 billion social media impressions for the film, and marketing hasn't even started yet. The action is ground-breaking. And Jake Gyllenhaal gives a career-defining performance in a role he was born to play. Audiences will want to see UFC mega-star Conor McGregor take his debut swing as Jake on the big screen. The reality is there's nothing quite so fun as a good bar fight.
What else could I have delivered to the studio? Nothing, it turns out. Because contrary to their public statements, Amazon has no interest in supporting cinemas. Amazon will exclusively stream Road House on Amazon's Prime. Amazon asked me and the film community to trust them and their public statements about supporting cinemas, and then they turned around and are using Road House to sell plumbing fixtures.
Doug Liman Boycotting SXSW Premiere Of His Jake Gyllenhaal Film ‘Road House’ To Protest Amazon MGM Bypassing Theaters For Prime Streaming Release https://t.co/dXe963GdWV
— Deadline Hollywood (@DEADLINE) January 24, 2024
Personally, I think this remake looks awesome, and I'm right there with him.
Hopefully there's enough pressure on Amazon to make them change their mind.
Hopefully there's enough pressure on Amazon to make them change their mind.
Swayze's Dalton was a tour de force, rivaling maybe Sir John Gielgud's King Lear or Brando's Terry Malloy.
It's almost impossible to top that.
Gyllenhall has some mighty shoes to fill, but he has the chops.
It's almost impossible to top that.
Gyllenhall has some mighty shoes to fill, but he has the chops.
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