Kill Tony

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I had tears for 2.5 hours. Such an awesome episode. What was the Jurassic Park joke Shane told? I can't find where he said it…
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Cowboy Curtis said:

I had tears for 2.5 hours. Such an awesome episode. What was the Jurassic Park joke Shane told? I can't find where he said it…
It's when the guy with the messed up hands is on stage.

Are the bucket pulls usually this awful? I've only seen short clips from this show before. Watching a full episode for the first time. The Biden, Trump impressions are hilarious. Shane is great.
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It's usually a mixed bag. The regulars had a rough go of it as well.
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The Biden dance had me belly laughing
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best episode I've ever seen. my dogs were looking at me funny because of how much I was laughing
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Are the bucket pulls usually this awful? I've only seen short clips from this show before. Watching a full episode for the first time.
Pretty bad from everything I've seen, even the "regulars." I guess this format just brings out different people than the standard comedy open mic, where you'll usually get at least a couple people working on decent material. But the standard open mic audience is a little more nurturing and forgiving, I suppose.
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Trump on the 'bug guy'
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72- y/o former heroin addict stole the show last night. Guy says he on heroin for 34-years and now his ass on kill tony. Dude up there telling stories about shooting dope with the 'The Night Stalker' Richard Ramirez. Put your hand in the bucket and you never know what you gonna get.
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That was hilarious. Quite a few bombs on that one but that guy was legit.
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Got tickets again for this Monday. Can't wait
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AstroAggie15 said:

Got tickets again for this Monday. Can't wait
What is the process for this?
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Yes I would like to know how to accomplish this
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They put everyone's credit card information in a bucket, then if yours is pulled you have one minute to decide if you want to attend or not.
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The guido with the gay Eddie Murphy jacket was so terrible it was funny.
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It seems like you have to know exactly when the tickets are going to go on sale and get in a virtual waiting room.

Seems overly complicated, from what I've read elsewhere, but it can't be too complicated if those dysfunctional bucket pull social pariahs are managing to get in. But I think they mostly come from the overflow bar, so they probably just stand in line the night of.
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Tickets go on sale every few months or so. They post when the drop on their instagram. I just go to their website right went they go on sale and was able to get a couple shows
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14M on that Trump-Biden now just off youtube.

Bet some full budget shows on Netflix, Apple Amazon don't sniff those numbers.
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The guy with the pooper scooper was one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen.
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Definitely Not A Cop said:

The guy with the pooper scooper was one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen.

THAT'S what that was? I was listening instead of watching so I had no idea what he was doing.
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Had tickets in the cart for Joe, Tony, and Ron in San Antonio, but decided to pass. This was for the now announced Netflix special. Bummer!
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The guy with the pooper scooper was one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen.

THAT'S what that was? I was listening instead of watching so I had no idea what he was doing.


He just had a pooper scooper and was using it like a sock puppet mouthing along to whatever Sam was saying.
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Definitely Not A Cop said:

Counterpoint said:

Definitely Not A Cop said:

The guy with the pooper scooper was one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen.

THAT'S what that was? I was listening instead of watching so I had no idea what he was doing.


He just had a pooper scooper and was using it like a sock puppet mouthing along to whatever Sam was saying.
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Lady escapes from rehab at the alumni dinner. She made a run for it. Hilarious. She's a pro.
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I can fix her
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Huge production value for this MSG special. Dice Clay opens it up. They wen't all out with it. Tony and Redban seem like the flexing on all the haters that gave them **** over the years about their Monday night show in front of 15 people. Somebody will eventually nut up and pay them a giant amount of money.
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72- y/o former heroin addict stole the show last night. Guy says he on heroin for 34-years and now his ass on kill tony. Dude up there telling stories about shooting dope with the 'The Night Stalker' Richard Ramirez. Put your hand in the bucket and you never know what you gonna get.
Old dude does it again. Has a decent set but aggravates Tony during the Interview. It starts to go south and he bust out with a story about him robbing a butcher shop. Wins everyone back over with this story. Crowd and panel go wild.
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Stat Monitor Repairman said:

Stat Monitor Repairman said:

72- y/o former heroin addict stole the show last night. Guy says he on heroin for 34-years and now his ass on kill tony. Dude up there telling stories about shooting dope with the 'The Night Stalker' Richard Ramirez. Put your hand in the bucket and you never know what you gonna get.
Old dude does it again. Has a decent set but aggravates Tony during the Interview. It starts to go south and he bust out with a story about him robbing a butcher shop. Wins everyone back over with this story. Crowd and panel go wild.


Which show was this? (Old dude's second appearance)
Loved the first one!
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#676. Dude trolled us into thinking he was a one hit wonder then hits everybody with that. If it was a bit, it was genius.
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Worlds collide as Jordan Peterson on KT tonight.
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#678 with Whitney Cummings in the top 3 of 2024 imo.

Virgin shakey leg guy gets pulled again with a polished set. Tony gets a girl out of the audience to try and **** him that night. Dude says he can't because he got to get up at 4am to work at HEB. Shakey leg should get a shot as a regular.

Vanilla gorilla's mom comes out and tells a hilarious story to close the show.

Traded in the walmart folding table for a new custom desk.

Other bucket pulls solid.
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Whitney Cummings. Hot or not?
 
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