*****Official Seinfeld Thread *****

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Electrical_Ag said:

The hardest choice for me is Costanza vs. Peterman.
Fong has been most accommodating.

Jack Klompus
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I think I'm out in this round
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Electrical_Ag said:

The hardest choice for me is Costanza vs. Peterman.
Same here....but how can you go against George?

Jacopo is probably my favorite secondary character. My personal opinion is this bracket should have been done without the main 4.
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MSFC Aggie said:

Electrical_Ag said:

The hardest choice for me is Costanza vs. Peterman.
Same here....but how can you go against George?

Jacopo is probably my favorite secondary character. My personal opinion is this bracket should have been done without the main 4.


Then get off your personal lazy ass and make it happen.
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Jack Klompus said:

I think I'm out in this round


So far 100% of voters agree with you. But we'll always have del boca Vista phase 3.
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I was being sarcastic, hulka
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I'm on Season 6 of this rewatch right now & I had forgotten how much I loved Uncle Leo. I hope he wins this round
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I have to go help my father-in-law in the morning fix something with his computer, which will either take 10 seconds or 6 hours, so don't expect the Round of 8 until lunch time.
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He clicked on one of those links that takes you to a site that won't let you leave while pictures and video go by and you finally have to shut down the computer, right?

Asking for a friend.
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maroon barchetta said:

He clicked on one of those links that takes you to a site that won't let you leave while pictures and video go by and you finally have to shut down the computer, right?

Asking for a friend.
No, he's been stymied for two days by the process of two-step verification.
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Sweet 16 Results

#1 Cosmo Kramer vs. #5 Lt Bookman 100%-0%
#2 Dr. Tim Whatley, DDS vs. #3 Morty Seinfeld 64%-36%

#1 Jerome "Jerry" Seinfeld vs. #4 Jackie Chiles 93%-7%
#2 Frank Costanza vs. #14 Jack Klompus 100%-0%

#1 George Louis Costanza vs. #4 J. Peterman 96%-4%
#2 The Soup Nazi vs. #3 Uncle Leo 36%-64%

#1 Elaine Marie Benes vs. #4 Newman 54%-46%
#2 Kenny Bania vs. #3 David Puddy 4%-96%


ELITE 8 IS LIVE - VOTE!


#1 Cosmo Kramer vs. #2 Dr. Tim Whatley, DDS






#1 Jerome "Jerry" Seinfeld vs. #2 Frank Costanza





#1 George Louis Costanza vs. #3 Uncle Leo





#1 Elaine Marie Benes vs. #3 David Puddy


















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Bookman and Peterman never had a chance...

Oh....and I predict upsets for Elaine and Jerry.
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MSFC Aggie said:

Bookman and Peterman never had a chance...

Oh....and I predict upsets for Elaine and Jerry.
Frank beating Jerry is definitely not an upset.
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MSFC Aggie said:

I predict upsets for Elaine and Jerry.


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I Have Spoken said:

MSFC Aggie said:

I predict upsets for Elaine and Jerry.



This may be electioneering at the polling place, but I don't care:

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Open to suggestions on how to run the last 2 rounds.

Final 4: Friday, Final 2 Saturday-Sunday
Final 4: Friday-Saturday; Final 2 Sunday-Monday
Final 4: Friday-Sunday, Final 2 Monday


Input welcome.
Chipotlemonger
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Option 2 or 3, not 1
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Semis will start pretty early because all 4 of these matchups are total beatdowns. (spoiler alert)
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helloimustbegoing said:

Semis will start pretty early because all 4 of these matchups are total beatdowns. (spoiler alert)


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Option 3
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Elite 8 Results

#1 Cosmo Kramer vs. #2 Dr. Tim Whatley, DDS 97%-3%


#1 Jerome "Jerry" Seinfeld vs. #2 Frank Costanza 22%-78%


#1 George Louis Costanza vs. #3 Uncle Leo 89%-11%

#1 Elaine Marie Benes vs. #3 David Puddy 30%-70%


THE FINAL FOUR IS LIVE - VOTE!



#1 Cosmo Kramer


Calling card: Hipster Doofus
Employment: CEO, Kramerica Industries, Culinary entrepreneur, inventor, sitcom actor (Murphy Brown), perfumer, gambler, portrait model, screenwriter, opera ticket scalper, Calvin Klein model, record salesman, ball boy, US Open, small-business investor, soap opera stand-in, author "The Coffee Table Book of Coffee Tables", clothing distributor, beauty-pageant coach/chaperone, vintage clothing salesman, department store Santa Claus, police lineup stand-in, Co-inventor of "The Bro", hansom cab drifer, many others.
Aliases: H.E. Pennypacker, Dr. Martin van Nostrand, Peter van Nostrand.
Words of wisdom: "You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you're crazy... Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window."


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#2 Frank Costanza
Calling card: Festivus
Employment: Army cook with the Fighting 103rd, Korea, Christian artifact salesman, volunteer for United Volunteers, Costanza Computer Sales, Co-inventor of "The Bro", many others.
Words of wisdom: "This is Frank Costanza. You think you can keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock, and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! And I dare you to keep me out!"




#1 George Costanza

Calling card: Short, stocky, bald man
Employment: Dairy Queen employee, waiter for children ata fat camp, real estate agent, car parker, reader at Pendnant Publishing, writer for "Jerry", hand model sales rep at rest stop supplies company, Assistant to the Traveling Secretary for the New York Yankees, Play Now, Computer salesman @ Costanza & Son, Kruger Industrial Smoothing
Employment (fake): Marine biologist, architect, importer/exporter, latex salesman, Playwright, "La Cocina"
Aliases: Art Vandelay, T-Bone, Buck Naked, Donald O'Brien,
Words of wisdom: "It's not a lie if you believe it."

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#3 David Puddy

Calling card: Recovering germaphobe
Employment: Grease monkey, New Jersey Devils' superfan, Saab dealership salesman.
Words of wisdom: "Yeah, that's right."








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We've finally got a true battle going on in this round.


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Wow takedown of two top seeds.

Not surprised really I hoped it would be.

Now and epic semifinal with Costanzas in both semifinals.

Kramer vs Frank

George vs Puddy


Honestly should have been Newman not Puddy. But it's fine.

If i name my top 4 chars its Kramer, George, Frank and Newman.
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Think we'll just run the semis through Sunday and I'll post the title before I go to bed.

I'll see if I can reconstruct a "Elite 8" of supporting characters to have a separate tournament that Frank will win going away.
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Only one person has voted since Friday, so I'm starting the championship now, and we'll run it through Tuesday morning unless it's just a total blowout.

#1 Cosmo Kramer def. #2 Frank Costanza 66%-34%

#1 George Louis Costanza def. #3 David Puddy 78%-22%

Additionally, I've seeded back the 8 top vote getters that are supporting characters so we can hash that out as well. Technically, Jack Klompus was #8, but since Frank already beat him 100%-0%, I moved him up to 7th for the purposes of this. Those matchups will run the same time frame, then we'll narrow it down to 4 on Tuesday, and 2 on Wednesday for some bonus Sein.

Without further adieu, VOTE

#1 Cosmo Kramer vs. #1 George Louis Costanza






Supporting Characters Tournament

#1 Frank Costanza vs. #8 The Soup Nazi
#2 David Puddy vs. #7 Jack Klompus
#3 Newman vs. #6 Morty Seinfeld
#4 Dr. Tim Whatley vs. #5 Uncle Leo




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Bump for the contest. Well, not that contest. The TexAgs contest.
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3 hours left to vote. Serenity Now.
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Calling it.

We have a champion.




#1 Cosmo Kramer vs. #1 George Costanza, 53.3%-46.7%


The Supporting Characters Elite 8

#1 Frank Costanza vs. #8 The Soup Nazi 97%-3%
#2 David Puddy vs. #7 Jack Klompus 93%-7%
#3 Newman vs. #6 Morty Seinfeld 79%-21%
#4 Dr. Tim Whatley vs. #5 Uncle Leo 52%-48%

Supporting Characters Final 4
GO VOTE

#1 Frank Costanza vs. #4 Dr. Tim Whatley
#2 David Puddy vs. #3 Newman









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This is a shocking result to me.
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The Milkman said:

This is a shocking result to me.


"Hey. I'm Kramer."
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Last day of this very long tournament. Looking forward to getting back to just random Seinfeld stuff.

#1 Frank Costanza vs. #4 Dr. Tim Whatley 100%-0%

#2 David Puddy vs. #3 Newman 65%-35%


Final VOTE

#1 Frank Costanza vs. #2 David Puddy

Consolation
#3 Newman vs. #4 Whatley





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Frank def. Puddy 89%-11%

Newman def. Whatley 84%-16%

Someone else's turn to drive the discussion for a while.
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Missed the contest - just caught up.. very fun!!

But the #1 villain (and the inspiration for my name) deserved a better showing !!

Jack Klompus deserved the ride he had.. glad to see that

Also - Jerry and Elaine from seasons 1-7 were better than their characters in 8-9.. they would have made it to the finals if you didn't count their change that happened late
 
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