*****Official Seinfeld Thread *****

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Chipotlemonger
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To me when you are splitting hairs of the best characters, the Soup Nazi is more of a "one trick pony" than some of the other options. There's a little bit of a weighted average that you get with characters like Newman and Puddy, they just have more material and range to gravitate to.
Furlock Bones
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She's not Chinese, I was duped!
George: So what?! She still gave you great advice! What's the difference if she's not Chinese?!
Estelle: I'm not taking advice from some girl from Long Island!


Estelle was her best in this moment.
The Porkchop Express
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Furlock Bones said:

She's not Chinese, I was duped!
George: So what?! She still gave you great advice! What's the difference if she's not Chinese?!
Estelle: I'm not taking advice from some girl from Long Island!


Estelle was her best in this moment.

Elaine: "Isn't that a little racist?"
Jerry: "It's not racist if I like them."

Watching old episodes of Seinfeld and the Office makes me really miss non-PC television.
HtownAg92
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helloimustbegoing said:

Furlock Bones said:

She's not Chinese, I was duped!
George: So what?! She still gave you great advice! What's the difference if she's not Chinese?!
Estelle: I'm not taking advice from some girl from Long Island!


Estelle was her best in this moment.

Elaine: "Isn't that a little racist?"
Jerry: "It's not racist if I like them."

Watching old episodes of Seinfeld and the Office makes me really miss non-PC television.
She was trying to call you but....

The rines were crossed?

The discussion of the lawyer in the cape also had a great Frank / Estelle moment:

FRANK
You have no eye for fashion!!!
ESTELLE
I have no eye for fashion?!?!?!


I've got a buddy that works for a Chinese company and I use the "You know, you're not Chinese" on him on the reg.
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HtownAg92 said:





I've got a buddy that works for a Chinese company and I use the "You know, you're not Chinese" on him on the reg.
My first job out of A&M was at Rice University, where I coined the phrase, "Just because you work at Rice doesn't mean you went to Rice."
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Sad! Lost Bookman last night.



MSFC Aggie
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Bookman was my favorite one time character
The Porkchop Express
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Yeah, '71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abbie Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella.



Hard feelings? What do you know about hard feelings? You ever have a man die in your arms? You ever kill somebody?



Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. You know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well, that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world. But what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't he deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld. Maybe that's how you get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well, I got a flash for ya, joy-boy. Party time is over. You got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week!
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Jugstore Cowboy
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The Revenge was on today (2nd season, 12th episode overall). Hadn't seen it in a long time. This is the episode I'm surprised hasn't been pulled from syndication. Kramer making fun of Newman - who is unseen in this episode - threatening to commit suicide and telling him to just do it is something that really does seem like it wouldn't make it on the air today.
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Microwave Onions said:

The Revenge was on today (2nd season, 12th episode overall). Hadn't seen it in a long time. This is the episode I'm surprised hasn't been pulled from syndication. Kramer making fun of Newman - who is unseen in this episode - threatening to commit suicide and telling him to just do it is something that really does seem like it wouldn't make it on the air today.


Many things on that show wouldn't make it on the air today.
oragator
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The great thing about the show is that so many if the episodes had memorable moments.

I could probably name over half the episodes here just from these one second clips.

 
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