Elite 8 Results
#1 Cosmo Kramer vs. #2 Dr. Tim Whatley, DDS 97%-3%
#1 Jerome "Jerry" Seinfeld vs.
#2 Frank Costanza 22%-78%#1 George Louis Costanza vs. #3 Uncle Leo 89%-11%
#1 Elaine Marie Benes vs.
#3 David Puddy 30%-70%THE FINAL FOUR IS LIVE - VOTE!#1 Cosmo KramerCalling card: Hipster Doofus
Employment: CEO, Kramerica Industries, Culinary entrepreneur, inventor, sitcom actor (Murphy Brown), perfumer, gambler, portrait model, screenwriter, opera ticket scalper, Calvin Klein model, record salesman, ball boy, US Open, small-business investor, soap opera stand-in, author "The Coffee Table Book of Coffee Tables", clothing distributor, beauty-pageant coach/chaperone, vintage clothing salesman, department store Santa Claus, police lineup stand-in, Co-inventor of "The Bro", hansom cab drifer, many others.
Aliases: H.E. Pennypacker, Dr. Martin van Nostrand, Peter van Nostrand.
Words of wisdom: "You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you're crazy... Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window."
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#2 Frank CostanzaCalling card: Festivus
Employment: Army cook with the Fighting 103rd, Korea, Christian artifact salesman, volunteer for United Volunteers, Costanza Computer Sales, Co-inventor of "The Bro", many others.
Words of wisdom: "This is Frank Costanza. You think you can keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock, and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! And I dare you to keep me out!"
#1 George CostanzaCalling card: Short, stocky, bald man
Employment: Dairy Queen employee, waiter for children ata fat camp, real estate agent, car parker, reader at Pendnant Publishing, writer for "Jerry", hand model sales rep at rest stop supplies company, Assistant to the Traveling Secretary for the New York Yankees, Play Now, Computer salesman @ Costanza & Son, Kruger Industrial Smoothing
Employment (fake): Marine biologist, architect, importer/exporter, latex salesman, Playwright, "La Cocina"
Aliases: Art Vandelay, T-Bone, Buck Naked, Donald O'Brien,
Words of wisdom: "It's not a lie if you believe it."
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#3 David PuddyCalling card: Recovering germaphobe
Employment: Grease monkey, New Jersey Devils' superfan, Saab dealership salesman.
Words of wisdom: "Yeah, that's right."