*****Official Seinfeld Thread *****

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8:48p, 1/1/22
Things about Seinfeld. Only Seinfeld.

Questions

Write your own episode

Weird references

Let's put them here. Anything goes with the greatest sitcom ever.
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8:49p, 1/1/22
When did George become George?
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In reply to I Sold DeSantis Lifts • 9:41p, 1/1/22
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What's the deal?
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9:47p, 1/1/22
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Elaine Benes is an absolute doll. Chicks that funny don't exist in real life.
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10:44p, 1/1/22
https://www.google.com/search?q=julia+louis+dreyfus+beautiful+hot&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjm3vmGoJL1AhUHvKwKHctcAHIQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=julia+louis+dreyfus+beautiful+hot&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzIFCAAQzQI6BQgAEIAEOgQIABAeOgUIIRCrAlCsClj7D2DDFGgAcAB4AIAB7gGIAfIDkgEFNC4wLjGYAQCgAQHAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=vCzRYeaQG4f4sgXLuYGQBw&bih=716&biw=414#imgrc=pK-XK3tYKldjiM
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In reply to Corporal Punishment • 11:04p, 1/1/22
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Corporal Punishment said:
Elaine Benes is an absolute doll. Chicks that funny don't exist in real life.


I never found her attractive until her hair style changed.
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Mike Jones who Mike Jones
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11:08p, 1/1/22
Favorite episode not talked about a lot?

Me its the dinner party. So many great things.

Big Coat - or Gore Tex Coat
Kramer yelling "your lights are on" and George leaning over to tell him its a funeral
Pepsi and ring dings - Especially George saying he would be the hit of the party if he brought Pepsi and ring dings
Chocolate Bobka - Cinnamon Bobka - Another Bobka? "You sold me a hair with a Bobka around it"
Black and White cookie - "Look to the cookie Elaine". Peace
Can anyone break a $100 - Gum, penthouse (great dinner table conversation), newspaper, Clarkbar
Saddam Hussein with a British accent as a double parker
Jerry's vomit streak
The cane landing on Elaine's foot - "Sorry"
And the ending scene with George asking Elaine why she didn't get Chocolate Bobka
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In reply to Mike Jones who Mike Jones • 11:18p, 1/1/22
Mike Jones who Mike Jones said:
Favorite episode not talked about a lot?

Me its the dinner party. So many great things.

Big Coat - or Gore Tex Coat
Kramer yelling "your lights are on" and George leaning over to tell him its a funeral
Pepsi and ring dings - Especially George saying he would be the hit of the party if he brought Pepsi and ring dings
Chocolate Bobka - Cinnamon Bobka - Another Bobka? "You sold me a hair with a Bobka around it"
Black and White cookie - "Look to the cookie Elaine". Peace
Can anyone break a $100 - Gum, penthouse (great dinner table conversation), newspaper, Clarkbar
Saddam Hussein with a British accent as a double parker
Jerry's vomit streak
The cane landing on Elaine's foot - "Sorry"
And the ending scene with George asking Elaine why she didn't get Chocolate Bobka


Youll catch your death of cold
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11:24p, 1/1/22
I've been doing a rewatch.

I forgot how great the frozen yogurt store episode was. So good. All the bleeped out words.
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11:25p, 1/1/22
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From the fairly early on episode "The Apartment", where they watch the NYC Marathon at someone's house

Jerry: "What's to see? A woman from Norway, a guy from Kenya, and 20,000 losers."

The episode where George entertains the execs from the Astros

""You tell that son of a ***** no Yankee is ever comin' to Houston! Not as long as you *******s are running things"

The extreme deep cut baseball reference when Elaine and Kramer go to the game with her boss and Elaine wears the Orioles' cap.

Kramer screams out, "You better field it here, Charlie, cuz this ain't Philadelphia!", a reference to the time Charlie Hayes made 4 errors playing for the Phillies, a few years before he played for the Yankees.

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11:41p, 1/1/22
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Would you guys prefer an episodes tournament or a characters tournament?

Vulture has a list of all 169 episodes ranked. Could take the top 128 or so and make it happen.
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12:54a, 1/2/22
I have all the episodes in a DVD box set, guess I need to get an updated collection on Blu-ray. Did get Jerry's Lego apartment for Christmas
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1:06a, 1/2/22
Sue Ellen Mischke, the braless wonder

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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 6:01a, 1/2/22
helloimustbegoing said:
Would you guys prefer an episodes tournament or a characters tournament?

Vulture has a list of all 169 episodes ranked. Could take the top 128 or so and make it happen.


Yes
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6:34a, 1/2/22
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"Is that a titleist?"
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8:29a, 1/2/22
AG
Here is one of my favorite scenes with George and Jerry

George: Well, it's this little place with this little bathroom. It's like right there, you know, it's not even down a little hall or off in an alcove. You understand? There's no... buffer zone. So, we start to fool around, and it's the first time, and it's early in the going. And I begin to perceive this impending... intestinal requirement, whose needs are going to surpass by great lengths anything in the sexual realm. So I know I'm gonna have to stop. And as this is happening I'm thinking, even if I can somehow manage to momentarily... extricate myself from the proceedings and relieve this unstoppable force, I know that that bathroom is not gonna provide me with the privacy that I know I'm going to need.

Jerry: This could only happen to you.

George: So I finally stop and say, "Tatiana, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I think it would be best if I left".

Jerry: You said this to her after.

George: No. During.
Jerry: Oh, boy.
George: Yeah.
Jerry: Wow! So...?

George: So I'm dressing and she's staring up at me, struggling to compute this unprecedented turn of events. I don't know what to say to reassure this woman, and worst of all, I don't have the time to say it. The only excuse she might possibly have accepted is if I told her I am in reality Batman, and I'm very sorry, I just saw the Bat-Signal.
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8:48a, 1/2/22
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Seinfeld's Apartment already had a great discussion going and the name is more in line with what Seinfeld is about. Official Seinfeld thread.

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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 12:52p, 1/2/22
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helloimustbegoing said:
Would you guys prefer an episodes tournament or a characters tournament?

Vulture has a list of all 169 episodes ranked. Could take the top 128 or so and make it happen.


Neither. And don't ask for any email addresses this time either.
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In reply to Jugstore Cowboy • 12:58p, 1/2/22
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Uh oh.
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1:10p, 1/2/22
Tournament? How would that work on here? You mean like trivia or something?
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In reply to Jugstore Cowboy • 1:38p, 1/2/22
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Harry Lime said:
helloimustbegoing said:
Would you guys prefer an episodes tournament or a characters tournament?

Vulture has a list of all 169 episodes ranked. Could take the top 128 or so and make it happen.


Neither. And don't ask for any email addresses this time either.
Sorry Harry, didn't realize you were one of them.
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In reply to pinkdog • 1:46p, 1/2/22
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pinkdog said:
Tournament? How would that work on here? You mean like trivia or something?
That would be super fun, but not sure how we could do it when all the answers are so readily available on line.
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2:10p, 1/2/22
I think we all feel comfortable within the confines of the honor system……
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2:14p, 1/2/22
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3:28p, 1/2/22
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How is this an official Seinfeld thread? The absolute best moment of television, all time, no contest.

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In reply to BenTheGoodAg • 7:53a, 1/4/22
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"I shave my legs"

"Not every day"
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8:04a, 1/4/22
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This is a thread about nothing.
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8:06a, 1/4/22
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The sitcom they were writing was a show about nothing. Seinfeld was about how a comedian got material for his show.
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8:11a, 1/4/22
Bootlegger George is George's best performance.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 9:56a, 1/4/22
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helloimustbegoing said:
Would you guys prefer an episodes tournament or a characters tournament?

Vulture has a list of all 169 episodes ranked. Could take the top 128 or so and make it happen.
That list is terrible. It ranks anything low that could be construed as "offensive" by modern day standards.
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In reply to The Milkman • 10:00a, 1/4/22
The Milkman said:
helloimustbegoing said:
Would you guys prefer an episodes tournament or a characters tournament?

Vulture has a list of all 169 episodes ranked. Could take the top 128 or so and make it happen.
That list is terrible. It ranks anything low that could be construed as "offensive" by modern day standards.


I've been waiting for some Zoomer generation idiot to catch the Rona, stay home and binge watch all nine seasons of Seinfeld on Netflix, and then put out a call for the cancel culture club (pun intended) to cancel Seinfeld, Larry David, and the rest of the cast for work they did in the 90's.

It would not surprise me at all.
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10:03a, 1/4/22
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Also, as I've been doing a rewatch myself I've been keeping a google doc for my own record keeping of my complete episode ranking. After each episode I slot in the ones I just watched into the list. Much easier this way with a simple "is it better than X episode?"

I just finished Season 5.
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In reply to The Milkman • 10:06a, 1/4/22
The Milkman said:
Also, as I've been doing a rewatch myself I've been keeping a google doc for my own record keeping of my complete episode ranking. After each episode I slot in the ones I just watched into the list. Much easier this way with a simple "is it better than X episode?"

I just finished Season 5.


Good and nerdy approach!

I had forgotten how good some of those episodes were. There are some I didn't have the DVD for and some that just didn't get played much in syndication.
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10:06a, 1/4/22
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I watched this one last night. So great.

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