***** TEXAGS BEST SPACESHIP TOURNAMENT *****

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In reply to hunter2012 • 4:41p, 1/18/21
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I only wanted to criticize, not offer solutions.

I am irritated I can't give you a blue star and a laughing emote at the same time.
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12:13a, 1/19/21
Round of 32 Results

#1 X-Wing, Star Wars vs. #32 Ghost, Rebels 91%-9%
#2 TIE Fighter, Star Wars vs. #31 Solaco, Aliens 83%-17%
#3 USS Enterprise 1701, Star Trek, TOS vs. #30 Hermes, The Martian 75%-25%
#4 Slave 1, ESB vs. #29 Voltron, Lion Form 76%-24%
#5 Razor Crest, The Mandalorian vs. #28 Rocinante, The Expanse 65%-35%
#6 USS Enterprise, 1701-D, Star Trek TNG vs. #27 Cylon Raider, BSG 1978 69%-31%
#7 Serenity, Firefly vs. #26 UNSC Pillar of Autumn, Halo 68%-32%
#8 Imperial Star Destroyer, Star Wars vs. #25 U-Wing, Rogue One 92%-8%
#9 Death Star, Star Wars vs. #24 B-Wing, ROTJ 70%-30%
#10 Klingon D7 Star Trek vs. #23 Cylon Raider, BSG 2004 68%-32%
#11 Planet Express Ship, Futurama vs. #22 Great Fox, Star Fox, 67%-33%
#12 City killers, ID4 v. #21 Commodore, Thor: Ragnarok, 51%-49%
#13 Eagle 5, Spaceballs vs. #20 Derelict, Alien, 67%-33%
#14 Republic Cruiser, Star Wars vs. #19 Dr. Evil's Wang Ship, Austin Powers, 59%-41%
#15 Discovery One, 2001: A Space Odyssey vs. #18 Milano, GOTG, 39%-61%
#16 Borg Cube, Star Trek TNG vs. #17 Executor, ESB 36%-64%

Sweet 16 Matchups - VOTE NOW

#1 X-Wing, Star Wars vs. #17 Executor, ESB





#2 TIE Fighter, Star Wars vs. #18 Milano, GOTG





#3 USS Enterprise 1701, Star Trek, TOS vs. #14 Republic Cruiser, Star Wars





#4 Slave 1, ESB vs. #13 Eagle 5, Spaceballs





#5 Razor Crest, The Mandalorian vs. #12 City killers, ID4






#6 USS Enterprise, 1701-D, Star Trek TNG vs. #11 Planet Express Ship, Futurama






#7 Serenity, Firefly vs. #10 Klingon D7, Star Trek






#8 Imperial Star Destroyer, Star Wars vs. #9 Death Star, Star Wars








































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12:31a, 1/19/21
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Has Star Wars lost a matchup yet that wasn't to another Star Wars ship?
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In reply to [removed post] • 7:06a, 1/19/21
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C@LAg said:
Shai-Hulud said:

the death star is not a spaceship. it is a small moon.

Oh and my group kinda sucked


It IS a spaceship and not a moon.

it does not orbit anything; it just moves where it is needed to go as an operating platform.


Ahem. Do you mean the Orbital Battle STATION DS-1?? That space station that served as the shield of the Empire until that traitorous scum Luke murdered it along with over a million brave Imperial souls???

Not a ship.
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8:20a, 1/19/21
It can fly through space under its own power and has a hyperdrive. How is that not a ship?
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8:26a, 1/19/21
It's a long shot, but if we could get a 4-13 and 5-12 upset today, the Elite 8 could be Bill Pullman's Eagle 5 from Spaceballs vs. the ID4 City Killers that were defeated by Bill Pullman in Eagle 1.
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8:47a, 1/19/21
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"Puny human spacecraft dominated the preliminary and first round of the TexAgs Spaceship Tournament. Most of the winners so far are from some kind of Star Wars. PUNY HUMANS! Morbo has won many star wars and annihilated countless planets. JUST LIKE MORBO WILL ANNIHILATE YOUR EARTH!

"The Star Wars are challenged by some other spaceships from Star Trek. Morbo likes the angry ones with large foreheads! Morbo will be voting for the Klingon D7! wo' batlhvaD!"

"New New York's very own PlanetExpress delivery ship is still in contention. Morbo cares nothing for the inferior species that fly things ship, but the robot amuses him. KILL ALL HUMANS!

"Morbo's favorite is the City Killers. Morbo has killed thousands of cities and looks forward to destroying your White House with a giant laser!"

"This has been Morbo of Channel 2 News. Stay tuned for the season premiere of Hypnotoad. I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
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9:36a, 1/19/21
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#5 Razor Crest, The Mandalorian vs. #28 Rocinante, The Expanse 65%-35%

#16 Borg Cube, Star Trek TNG vs. #17 Executor, ESB 36%-64%
You all need Jesus.
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In reply to Fat Bib Fortuna • 9:44a, 1/19/21
Fat Bib Fortuna said:
It can fly through space under its own power and has a hyperdrive. How is that not a ship?
Only in the Star Wars universe can you have interstellar travel on a 'station'

Maybe it doesn't have a hyperdrive, it just moves the rest of the universe.
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In reply to benMath08 • 9:45a, 1/19/21
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benMath08 said:
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#5 Razor Crest, The Mandalorian vs. #28 Rocinante, The Expanse 65%-35%

#16 Borg Cube, Star Trek TNG vs. #17 Executor, ESB 36%-64%
You all need Jesus.
Nah, we already have Luke Skywalker
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In reply to Fat Bib Fortuna • 9:48a, 1/19/21
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Fat Bib Fortuna said:
It's a long shot, but if we could get a 4-13 and 5-12 upset today, the Elite 8 could be Bill Pullman's Eagle 5 from Spaceballs vs. the ID4 City Killers that were defeated by Bill Pullman in Eagle 1.
The disrespect for Randy Quaid.
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In reply to ramblin_ag02 • 9:51a, 1/19/21
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"Puny human spacecraft dominated the preliminary and first round of the TexAgs Spaceship Tournament. Most of the winners so far are from some kind of Star Wars. PUNY HUMANS! Morbo has won many star wars and annihilated countless planets. JUST LIKE MORBO WILL ANNIHILATE YOUR EARTH!

"The Star Wars are challenged by some other spaceships from Star Trek. Morbo likes the angry ones with large foreheads! Morbo will be voting for the Klingon D7! wo' batlhvaD!"

"New New York's very own PlanetExpress delivery ship is still in contention. Morbo cares nothing for the inferior species that fly things ship, but the robot amuses him. KILL ALL HUMANS!

"Morbo's favorite is the City Killers. Morbo has killed thousands of cities and looks forward to destroying your White House with a giant laser!"

"This has been Morbo of Channel 2 News. Stay tuned for the season premiere of Hypnotoad. I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
Take your blue star.
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In reply to Brian Earl Spilner • 1:48p, 1/19/21
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Fat Bib Fortuna said:
It's a long shot, but if we could get a 4-13 and 5-12 upset today, the Elite 8 could be Bill Pullman's Eagle 5 from Spaceballs vs. the ID4 City Killers that were defeated by Bill Pullman in Eagle 1.
The disrespect for Randy Quaid.
First of all, Randy Quaid went to my high school. You sir, are no Randy Quaid.

Second of all, President Thomas J. Whitmore (the J stands for Jaw-Dropping) defeated the aliens by ignoring the advice of General Gray after the initial strike failed and taking another shot at the mother ship. He could have just turned and ran.

Third of all, drunken, dead-beat dad Russell Case would have never had a chance for his suicide run had not President Whitmore and friends first plowed the road.



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In reply to MGS • 2:04p, 1/19/21
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MGS said:
Fat Bib Fortuna said:
It can fly through space under its own power and has a hyperdrive. How is that not a ship?
Only in the Star Wars universe can you have interstellar travel on a 'station'

Maybe it doesn't have a hyperdrive, it just moves the rest of the universe.


It folds space. So it is a space folder with 3 rings
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2:12p, 1/19/21
Shameless plug - if you are a child of the 1980s, I'm rolling out the 1980s Greatest Cartoons tournament late tonight after whoever that guy was dropped the ball on it last spring/summer.
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In reply to Fat Bib Fortuna • 2:36p, 1/19/21
Fat Bib Fortuna said:
Shameless plug - if you are a child of the 1980s, I'm rolling out the 1980s Greatest Cartoons tournament late tonight after whoever that guy was dropped the ball on it last spring/summer.
Movies or Tv Shows?
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In reply to MGS • 2:46p, 1/19/21
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MGS said:
Fat Bib Fortuna said:
Shameless plug - if you are a child of the 1980s, I'm rolling out the 1980s Greatest Cartoons tournament late tonight after whoever that guy was dropped the ball on it last spring/summer.
Movies or Tv Shows?


Why not both?
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2:48p, 1/19/21
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I can no longer read the first round choices.

Were the Galactica from the 2004 BSG or Spaceball-1 included?
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In reply to Fat Bib Fortuna • 2:50p, 1/19/21
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Was Rocky there when you were there? Probably still Knoblauch. Marianne Williamson also went there, between the Quaids. And ****ing Data went there! Never knew that one
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In reply to bearamedic99 • 2:52p, 1/19/21
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bearamedic99 said:
I can no longer read the first round choices.

Were the Galactica from the 2004 BSG or Spaceball-1 included?


Yes, but the Galactica entered the atmosphere and everyone complained it couldnt do it so it lost. And Space Ball 1 went from suck to blow and Spilner stopped voting.
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In reply to Fat Bib Fortuna • 2:52p, 1/19/21
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Fat Bib Fortuna said:
Shameless plug - if you are a child of the 1980s, I'm rolling out the 1980s Greatest Cartoons tournament late tonight after whoever that guy was dropped the ball on it last spring/summer.
Didn't you promise a GoT characters tourney at one point?
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In reply to Brian Earl Spilner • 4:25p, 1/19/21
Brian Earl Spilner said:
Fat Bib Fortuna said:
Shameless plug - if you are a child of the 1980s, I'm rolling out the 1980s Greatest Cartoons tournament late tonight after whoever that guy was dropped the ball on it last spring/summer.
Didn't you promise a GoT characters tourney at one point?
We did that months ago, bro.
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In reply to ramblin_ag02 • 6:11p, 1/19/21
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This was great!
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In reply to Fat Bib Fortuna • 6:25p, 1/19/21
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Really? Man, this pandemic has done a number on me then.
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7:01p, 1/19/21
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any poll that left out Pigs in Space and Mars Attacks is just wrong, fellas...

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In reply to Brian Earl Spilner • 7:31p, 1/19/21
Yep. I just revisited it. You griped multiple times about the lack of respect for davos seaworth
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In reply to Brian Earl Spilner • 7:34p, 1/19/21
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Brian Earl Spilner said:
Really? Man, this pandemic has done a number on me then.


I think the GOT character tournament happened during tournament fatigue. It didn't get a lot of action.
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In reply to Fat Bib Fortuna • 8:11p, 1/19/21
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Fat Bib Fortuna said:
Yep. I just revisited it. You griped multiple times about the lack of respect for davos seaworth


As well I should. Davos deserved the throne and nothing less.
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In reply to Brian Earl Spilner • 8:48p, 1/19/21
Brian Earl Spilner said:
Fat Bib Fortuna said:
Yep. I just revisited it. You griped multiple times about the lack of respect for davos seaworth


As well I should. Davos deserved the throne and nothing less.
https://texags.com/forums/13/topics/3113518/1
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In reply to Fat Bib Fortuna • 9:41p, 1/19/21
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Fat Bib Fortuna said:
Brian Earl Spilner said:
Fat Bib Fortuna said:
Yep. I just revisited it. You griped multiple times about the lack of respect for davos seaworth


As well I should. Davos deserved the throne and nothing less.
https://texags.com/forums/13/topics/3113518/1


Did he complain that the prequels were actually good and we arent giving them a fair shake. Oh wait he will do that next year.
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9:36a, 1/20/21
Sorry for the delay, had a problem with Google Forms last night.

#1 X-Wing, Star Wars vs. #17 Executor, ESB 81%-19%

#2 TIE Fighter, Star Wars vs. #18 Milano, GOTG 59%-41%

#3 USS Enterprise 1701, Star Trek, TOS vs. #14 Republic Cruiser, Star Wars 72%-28%

#4 Slave 1, ESB vs. #13 Eagle 5, Spaceballs 62%-38%

#5 Razor Crest, The Mandalorian vs. #12 City killers, ID4 51%-49%

#6 USS Enterprise, 1701-D, Star Trek TNG vs. #11 Planet Express Ship, Futurama 60%-40%

#7 Serenity, Firefly vs. #10 Klingon D7, Star Trek 55%-45%

#8 Imperial Star Destroyer, Star Wars vs. #9 Death Star, Star Wars 74%-26%


The ELITE 8 - VOTE NOW!


#1 X-Wing, Star Wars vs. #8 Imperial Star Destroyer





#2 TIE Fighter, Star Wars vs. #7 Serenity, Firefly





#3 USS Enterprise 1701, Star Trek, TOS vs. #6 USS Enterprise, 1701-D, Star Trek TNG





#4 Slave 1, ESB vs. #5 Razor Crest, The Mandalorian



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10:45a, 1/20/21
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#5 Razor Crest, The Mandalorian vs. #12 City killers, ID4 51%-49%
Listen, I love The Mandalorian. But come on.
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In reply to Brian Earl Spilner • 11:15a, 1/20/21
Brian Earl Spilner said:
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#5 Razor Crest, The Mandalorian vs. #12 City killers, ID4 51%-49%
Listen, I love The Mandalorian. But come on.
1 vote difference
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11:19a, 1/20/21
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I hate the results but love the matchups. Bounty hunter versus bounty hunter, 1701 versus 1701D, X wing versus Star Destroyer
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12:58p, 1/20/21
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you should do one where we claim not our favorite but which one wins in a fight.

but you would need to do small, capitol and big/Stations categories.

Although I suspect X wing or Millennium Falcon would still win small ship one.
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