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Good movies that would never be made today

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AustinAg2K
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When people talk about how certain movies would never be made today, the first one that comes to mind for me is, "Blazing Saddles." It's still a great movie, and extremely funny. It's very much like a Dave Chappelle skit, in that it points out racism by going over the top in its own racism. Even though I think modern audiences are still able to see its not racist, despite its over the top racism, I don't think there is a movie studio out there that has the balls to produce it. They fear the twitter mob too much.

On an entirely different note, another movie that I think wouldn't be made today is ,"Germlins." It is essentially a horror movie whose target audience is kids. Growing up in the 80s, I remember watching horror movies like. "Friday the 13th" in 4th or 5th grade. Now days, no parent would ever take their kid to a horror movie until they are a teenager at the earliest. I can't see a movie studio green lighting a project to make a horror movie aimed at 4th graders. Sure they might make a movie like "Goosebumps," but that's nowhere near the level of "Gremlins."

What other movies would never be made today? And I mean, movies that still hold up and have value for today's audience, but for whatever a studio would not green light. Not a movie like "Song of the South" or "Birth of a Nation," which is just plain racist.
Aggies76
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Dr. No

Really racist characterization of one of the minor characters.

This may not be the type of film you're asking for though.
Mega Lops
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The Br'er Rabbit stories were awesome, especially the Tar Baby tale.
Duncan Idaho
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Shife said:

The Br'er Rabbit stories were awesome, especially the Tar Baby tale.


I dont know about that. I think they could make song of the south today provided they did two things.

1) it woukd5have to be made by a black owned production company or at least have a black producer and director.

2) it would have to reflect the reality of the life of blacks on southern plantations.

Jordan peele could make it.

And despite what i said above, i think QT could have done some of the stories as vignettes in django
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Aggies76 said:

Dr. No

Really racist characterization of one of the minor characters.

This may not be the type of film you're asking for though.

Pretty much all of Bond before Daniel Craig.
Fat Bib Fortuna
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True Lies
Bruce Almighty
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Soul Man, Tropic Thunder
JCA1
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"48 Hours" would need a serious rewrite to get made today.
SJEAg
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The Toy would never fly today...I'm kind of surprised that even got green lit in the 80s.

Not offensive, but Mr. Mom certainly wouldn't have the same impact today as it did in the early 80s. Almost wouldn't make any sense in today's society.
Cinco Ranch Aggie
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JCA1 said:

"48 Hours" would need a serious rewrite to get made today.
I guess "black Russians" would be too much, huh?
Philip J Fry
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Blazing Saddles
Tobias Funke
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Joker
Quad Dog
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Funny you mention Mr. Mom
MGS
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Ghostbusters - successful entrepreneurs save New York while fighting off evil EPA bureaucrats.
SJEAg
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Lol I stand corrected. I guess the idea can be modernized.
BurnetAggie99
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Yep 48 hours would not be made today as is
cbr
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Airplane
cbr
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Smokey and the bandit
oragator
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Deliverance.
Callate Donnie
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cbr said:

Airplane

Knock yo'self a pro, slick. That gray matter back lot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!

Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

COLD got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.
Duncan Idaho
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cbr said:

Smokey and the bandit


Why not?

Just change it to running from texas to Colorado for some pot
Duncan Idaho
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[This is not Forum 16. -Staff]
PLUM LOCO
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Animal House
HtownAg92
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Callate Donnie said:

cbr said:

Airplane

Knock yo'self a pro, slick. That gray matter back lot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!

Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

COLD got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.
Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Cancelled
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The Toy

Idiocracy. I realize it was made only 8 years ago, but it it wholly politically incorrect.
Ag_07
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American History X
Callate Donnie
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queso1 said:

Idiocracy. I realize it was made only 8 years ago, but it it wholly politically incorrect.
13 years ago. 2006. Really.
Duncan Idaho
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Ag_07 said:

American History X

I dont get this one either. Seems like it would be fairly timely.
Ag_07
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I agree

But I just can't imagine anyone (producer, studio, director, actors) would want to touch something like that nowadays.
Definitely Not A Cop
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Revenge of the Nerds. The main character basically rapes a chick.

Risky Business - what could go wrong with rebooting a movie about minor running a brothel to provide sex to other minors? Could you imagine a female reboot?
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Champ Bailey said:

Revenge of the Nerds. The main character basically rapes a chick.

Risky Business - what could go wrong with rebooting a movie about minor running a brothel to provide sex to other minors? Could you imagine a female reboot?
I thought about Revenge of the Nerds, plus a lot of other 80's teenage sex romps where older partners are involved, like Class, Last American Virgin, Hot Dog, etc. that would probably not get made for because of the whole statutory rape aspects.

American Pie had Stiffler's Mom, but I think that was even before PC things got out of hand.
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Rush Hour?


TexasAggie_02
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Quote:

American Pie had Stiffler's Mom, but I think that was even before PC things got out of hand.
American Pie had the secret webcam videoing the exchange girl
Ronnie
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HtownAg92 said:

Callate Donnie said:

cbr said:

Airplane

Knock yo'self a pro, slick. That gray matter back lot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!

Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

COLD got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.
Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
I can take some grease an butter and drag through the garden.
LoudestWHOOP!
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My millennial son was shocked at the rape screen in High Plains Drifter.
A bunch of "No means Yes" in older movies.
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