CE Lounge Lizzard said:

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hunter2012 said:

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I have no idea why but I cannot help but laugh every time I hear it.

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You laugh because it's funny.

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I always though this one was funny.

The sheriff is a "gong"

"Sometime the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love...true love never dies. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. Your see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in."

- Hub McCann, Secondhand Lions

JayHowdy! said:

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CE Lounge Lizzard said:

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hunter2012 said:

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I have no idea why but I cannot help but laugh every time I hear it.

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You laugh because it's funny.

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I always though this one was funny.

The sheriff is a "gong"

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What'd he say?

The sheriff is near.

Also:

So much of this movie is quotable and fantastic. In college, my dad and I went on a golf weekend trip just to talk about life, potential job stuff, and the girl I was dating seriously. We played 18 holes that day, then grabbed dinner and some beers at Joe's Crab Shack, then before going back to the hotel, we decided to see a movie. Neither of us knew anything about Secondhand Lions but figured it was worth seeing with Robert Duvall and Michael Caine in it, so we gave it a shot. My dad and I don't really have a ton of memories together for stuff like that, but that weekend and that movie made an impression on me.

One of my favorites and seriously underrated film

I also watched that movie with Dad. Great movie. Reminds me to watch it again.

When I saw the line to get into Emire Strikes Back...I was pretty angry...damn that was long

And the Band Camp line from American Pie...ha

"Death. What do you know about death?"

"I hate Illinois nazi's"

A man's vision, you say. Yeah. Hell of a vision...

Introduced my kids to the Matrix a few weeks back on Netflix and even at 10 and 8 they were both struck with "There is no spoon."

Son, you got a panty on your head...

"Fake 23 Blast with a backside George reverse, you got that? Fake 23 blast with a backside George reverse like your life depended upon it."

"What's in the Box?"

"Dusty" reaction:

"Hey Dad, wanna have a catch?"
"Oh Captain, My Captain"
"RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY"
"I love you guys"
"I don't want to begin to think about all the things we should have done for this great man"

Laugh every single time reaction:

"I think you're all f*ed in the head"
"You can start by wiping that f'ing dumb-ass smile off your rosey, f'ing, cheeks...."
"Wait, it's gotta be your bull"
"I want to announce my presence with authority"
"Holding the sandwich?"

The 2nd greatest speech ever given ....

Well, I believe in the soul... the cock...the *****... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight.


The greatest speech ever given....

Now, I want you to remember that no ******* ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb ******* die for his country. Men, all this stuff you've heard about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans traditionally love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball player, the toughest boxer. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans.

Now, an Army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious *******s who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post don't know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating.

We have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit and the best men in the world. You know, by God I actually pity those poor *******s we're going up against. By God, I do. We're not just going to shoot the *******s, we're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun *******s by the bushel.

Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood. Shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do.

Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose.

There's one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home. And you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what did you do in the great World War II, you won't have to say, "Well, I shoveled **** in Louisiana."

Alright now, you sons-of-*****es, you know how I feel. Oh, and I will be
proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle anytime, anywhere.

That's all.

No, he's riding for Lane now.

$50 bucks grandpa, for $75 the wife can watch.

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Honestly what comes to mind for me is the line "Not even Wensleydale ?" From Wallace and Gromit. After airing, the sales of Wensleydale cheese soared, saving the creamery from bankruptcy. They then made a deal to use Wallace and Gromit as their mascots. I've even seen it in HEB. When in England we went to the Wensleydale creamery to take a tour and eat cheese.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world. Those who come in through the door, and those who come in through the window.


Or something like that.

She's only 16!

Yea, finally.

Fill your hand you sonufabich!! Makes me smile every time.

Hey dad, want to have a catch? Makes me tear up every time

It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.
Always I inspires a sense wonder and adventure in me.

I don't know about lines, but when 11yo me saw the stripper jump out of the cake on Under Siege, I had an immediate reaction.

You want me on that wall
You need me on that wall

WHY. SO. SERIOUS.

I'll make you famous.

It's the hard that makes it great.

I feel the need. The need......FOR SPEED.

HOOOO-AHHHHH!!!

BOATS AND HOES.

That's bold talk for a one-eyed fatman

I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?