Once he gets killed, THEN it's a movie worth making.
AgStuckinLBK said:aggiez03 said:For what purpose?itsyourboypookie said:
One of my contractors knocked up his side piece. So he swabbed his DNA but I put my name on it so his wife wouldn't find out.
So I'm in a DNA database.
With someone else's DNA
So if the child is put up for adoption, and he researches his father, he is going to come to you?
What will your wife think?
Did you think this through?
This sounds like the plot of a Coen Brothers movie. And the twist is that pookie's character has slept with the same side piece, so after she humorously dies, he ends up stuck raising the kid due to the paternity test. All the while, the contractor who was shady enough to knock up his side piece and use false DNA, leaves pookie high and dry and penniless after screwing him over in a business deal.
Also, I am betting that they're going to ask your contractor friend (accomplice?) for a new DNA test btw if they try to prove paternity for child support. They're not going to check a database
Sports-Ag said:
Wow. I felt all these reactions while reading.
Lastly just because it's funny.
cool! Shoot me a pm if you enjoy it as much as I did!TCTTS said:
This actually sounds like a great premise for a cabin-in-the-woods-type movie. And for something this relatively old and obscure, certain elements could no doubt be changed to better serve a movie version if need be. Just ordered a $7 paperback version from Amazon. Will give it a shot. Thanks for the heads up.
TCTTS said:
This actually sounds like a great premise for a cabin-in-the-woods-type movie. And for something this relatively old and obscure, certain elements could no doubt be changed to better serve a movie version if need be. Just ordered a $7 paperback version from Amazon. Will give it a shot. Thanks for the heads up.
bearamedic99 said:Sports-Ag said:
Wow. I felt all these reactions while reading.
Lastly just because it's funny.
Should I know this actor or show/movie?