Young Guns
"Hey dog, dog, did you see the size of that chicken?"

"We're in the spirit world *******, they can't see us!"

Braveheart

"You're mother been telling you stories about me again?"

I get called Abe Froman by my friends because I always just order the sausage at BBQ joints.

maca1028 said:

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Young Guns
"Hey dog, dog, did you see the size of that chicken?"

"We're in the spirit world *******, they can't see us!"

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Regulators mount up!

"If you ain't first, you're last." Ricky Bobby

ApachePilot said:

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maca1028 said:

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Young Guns
"Hey dog, dog, did you see the size of that chicken?"

"We're in the spirit world *******, they can't see us!"

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Regulators mount up!

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"Ima pugilist."

Occassionally I catch myself saying this

Has no one mentioned the classic SLJ line from Jurassic Park?

"Hold on to your butts!"

I mean anything from The Big Lebowski is nails, and I use each of these for their appropriate situation.

• When a situation is getting tense: "Are these men going to hurt us, Walter?"
• And then the line right after that:

• Any time, really: "Smokey, this isn't 'Nam, there are rules."
• Any time nihilism is mentioned: "Nihilists? **** me...I mean say what you will about the tenants of national socialism, Dude, at least its an ethos."
• When someone makes an incorrect sports reference: "Obviously, you're not a golfer."

Other things:

• Someone says something awkward or dumb:

• This:

• This when someone says something that's faux-intelligent/an empty statement:

• Something crazy happens suddenly:

• This when I feel even just a little bit sick:

Big mistake, big huge mistake..... Time to go shopping.

I prefer, "Hold onto your ass, Fred."

I'm amazed at how many we all use from the Griswolds, lol. To add:

'It's a bit nipply out...' and

'Russ?!?'
'Right here dad'.

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I use this often, especially watching sports:

Umpire/referee blowing a call
Kickers, punters, closers, goalies

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I use the 'leave it out' part when stuff goes sideways at work.

Ag 11 said:

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Usually something from Dumb and Dumber

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"Samsonite...I was way off"

"I recon so." Josey Wales

"I like to watch." Being There Chauncey Gardner

"Put the candle back" Young Frankenstien

"I never trusted happiness, I never have I never will." Tender Mercies

"I read your book you magnificent SOB." Patton

Forgot to include all the great Tombstone quotes I regurlarly use:

"Is that a fact?"

"You just gonna lie there and bleed?"

"I'm your Huckleberry."

"Well.........bye."

Hickory High said:

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Forgot to include all the great Tombstone quotes I regurlarly use:

"Is that a fact?"

"You just gonna lie there and bleed?"

"I'm your Huckleberry."

"Well.........bye."

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Yep. highly quotable film.

"Damn the man, save the empire", "What's with today, today?"- Empire Records

"It be cooler if you did"- Dazed and Confused

"Leave the gun, take the cannoli"

"You crazy Dutch *******"- Austin Powers, although I've changed ******* to baby because I'm generally questioning something one of the boys is doing

*Any city is mentioned*

"The Sunshine State. Gorgeous!"

Whenever my wife makes breakfast I almost always say "awful good cereal flakes Mrs McDonough."

When my kids are too locked into the TV to hear me ask them a question, I"ll give them the Kilborn line from Old School

"Good talk, I'll see you out there."

The highlight of my adult life was when my brother said he didn't want to go to a certain Target to buy something and I responded with Moff Tarkin's "You prefer another Target? A military Target? The name the system!"

Stop looking at me swan

From Snatch

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again"

Axmel, axwell, axel

I ain't fallin for no banana in my tailpipe

"that's some high quality h2o"

I also quote grease 2 a lot and no gets it.

When I'm playing golf...

"GO TO YOUR HOME!"



Oh, and....not as often, but still funny.

Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn!

I cannot make caviar out of fish eggs!

from the Great White Hype.

Whenever I see a limousine

I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it. (Tommy Boy)

Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a ***** (Happy Gilmore)

Seems like they got problems with heroes around here. (Freddy got Fingered)

I'm kinda tired....think I'll go home now... (Forrest Gump)

Lieutenant Dan, ice cream! (when trying to get the attention of someone)

Lt dayne...ice crame.......

Green jacket gold jacket WGAS

"my hypocrisy only goes so far"

"I wasn't as sick as I made out"

"welcome to the party, pal"

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I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it. (Tommy Boy)

Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a ***** (Happy Gilmore)

Seems like they got problems with heroes around here. (Freddy got Fingered)

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Wait...It's gotta be your bull...

"Johnny, who the fk is Johnny?"

"Timmys a fking liar"

"Sha, and monkeys might fly outta my butt."

"I'm way to baked to drive to the devils house."

"What if he shot him in the face?"
"That's a risk we were willing to take."

"Hey fellas, big gulps?...... Alright"

"Harry, I took care of it"

"We got no food. We got no jobs.... OUR PETS HEADS AR FALLING OFF."

"Samsonite, that's the one"

"I told her what time it was"

"Hookers and blow in the desert"
Yes I know he said strippers and cocaine, but it has evolved to this.

"You really *****ed out back there. Fkin Judas"

"One little bottle of spermicidal lube."

"That's like slapping god across the face for giving you a beautiful gift."

"Of course she doesn't have a microwave, she's fkin a hundred."

"We get coons on the porch, mamma just scares em off with a broom"

"But lieutenant Dan you ain't got no legs"

"Sorry I got in a fight in the middle of your black panther party"

And many more....

" Tengo el gato los pantalones"