"Porter!" - to.most of my employees when I need them to do something.

we have a pond in the back.... we have a pool and a pond...pond would be good for you.

the heavy stuff's not gonna come down for quite some time

Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a miracle...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

So I got that going for me, which is nice.

thank you very little.

be the ball.

Well........we're waiting.

The world needs ditch diggers too.

These go to eleven

queso1 said:

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Likely something from Vacation...on a daily basis.

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Real tomato ketchup, Ed?

Zombie Jon Snow said:

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we have a pond in the back.... we have a pool and a pond...pond would be good for you.

the heavy stuff's not gonna come down for quite some time

Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a miracle...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

So I got that going for me, which is nice.

thank you very little.

be the ball.

Well........we're waiting.

The world needs ditch diggers too.

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this isn't Russia, is this Russia
What's wrong with lumber? I own three lumber yards. Notice you don't spend much time there.
Not real sure where they are.

You take drugs Danny?

That kid....is back! ...ON THE ESCALATOR!

If my wife or friends are griping about their day i will add "our pets heads are falling off !" If i am somewhere with my wife and she is going to look at something i will say " I will stay here and put out the vibe."

Were a big Princess Bride household. So...

Have fun stormin the castle.

You kill my father ... prepare to die.

Love ... twoo love

There's a lot of standard go-to's that have already been mentioned...a random few other lines in the rotation:

If the answer is "potatoes", I'm going with "PO-TA-TOES. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew". And if you think I'm saying "precious" not in Gollum's voice, well you're wrong.

"Liter of cola" is a standard drink order and when Tyrel Dodson makes a play, it's hard not to say "Dodson, we got Dodson here!".

For years, the standard farewell was "Big gulps huh? Welp, see ya later". Screw ups are a perfect time for "I immediately regret this decision." Injuries = "Tis but a scratch".

You get the point

"Sure is good." - Pure Country

"Perhaps it should've been rule of wrist."

"I'm surrounded by ass holes."

"I always get the warped ones."

"Take me to bed or lose me forever."



And my kids love the Avengers movies. Thanks to Thor Ragnarok, my 7 and 4 year old girls walk around saying, "It's freakin' gone."

"What'd you do?!" </TommyBoy>

CapCityAg89 said:

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Were a big Princess Bride household. So...

Have fun stormin the castle.

You kill my father ... prepare to die.

Love ... twoo love

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yes love those... although in my house we have one that is a butchered star wars/princess bride reference cuz my daughter used to say this when she was little and it made me laugh:

"Luke I am your father... prepare to die!!"

we also use these a lot.


"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"As you wish..."

"Get him a body bag. YEAH!!!!"
"They look like big, strong hands. Don't they?"
"You, sir, are a steely eyed missile man."
"Where did who gooooooo?"

and for no reason at all: "They're not stolen......They're put away."

Anytime someone's grabbing a beer and I need one... "Utah! Make it two!"

"Inconceivable!" is one I regularly use at work

'God? God? Why did you put so many *******s on the Earth at the same time?"

The Great Santini

Brian Earl Spilner said:

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queso1 said:

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Likely something from Vacation...on a daily basis.

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Real tomato ketchup, Ed?

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Now you're talkin', Ed.

Fifty yards...

Nothing to be proud of Russ.

The moose out front shoulda told ya.

and the best:

I think you're all f'ed in the head.

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personally i use "sweep the leg" a lot

One of my buddies was jokingly nicknamed the extreme in junior high, and yes, I still say it the way Philip Seymour Hoffman's character said it in Twister.

Have that removed! Every time I trip over something

Don't think Axel - it makes my dick itch!

-Beverly HIlls Cop, Inspector Todd

If someone asks me "Where did it go?" I usually say:

"Right in the lumber yard"

"Mark it zero Donny"

...for obvious reasons

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

Lots of office space quotes at our office regularly...

"What do you say you do here?"
"Have you seen my stapler?" Really happens
"I have people skills!!!"
"Hey -insert name-. What's happening?"

If a manager gives instructions or talks to someone, I'll immediately go talk to them about the same thing in an effort to mimic the movie.

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It's the cheapest drug there is...

Great scene.