jjmanzano said:

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"Inconceivable!" is one I regularly use at work

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Well......the meme has the quote wrong. "I do not think it means what you think it means"

Roadhouse is my fave source: "Pain don't hurt."


Others:
"Have fun storming the castle!"
Trite but, "negative, ghostrider etc" still works on the kids

"Sh*tter's Full"

Clerks: "This job would be great if it weren't for the ******* customers."

"Looks good on you, though"

"No can do Po Campo"

"You eat **** for Breakfast?"

A few household chemicals in the proper proportions.

Forgot another frequent one (that sadly, few get)

I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that!

When I see people doing stupid things:

Don't **** with the Jesus

Rat farts!

You do drugs Danny?

That's a peach, hun!

I know the OP specified movie quotes. However, most of the things I quote come from Seinfeld.

Man hands.

Close talker.

No soup for you.

I'm out.

When I start any conversation...

... And when it doesn't go well

"Aaaaahhhh. It's a PROFIT deal!!"

My dad and i use it all the time when talking about business/money stuff.

"Niiiiice beaver...."

Whenever someone in my family complains to me about something (which occurs daily):

"Go see the school nurse"

One of these days, I'll get the:

"She doesn't know anything!" in response.

Texmid said:

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I know the OP specified movie quotes. However, most of the things I quote come from Seinfeld.

Man hands.

Close talker.

No soup for you.

I'm out.

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That's ok, my most used quote is from the Simpsons - minus "my car":

Who wears the pants in the family H.I.?

What were dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law

It's not personal, ...it's strictly business

You sum*****es couldn't close an umbrella

You f'd up...you trusted us!

Grab a brew, don't cost nuthin

I'd like to see the herd you two would bring in, herd of *****s, maybe

Expect you've been up all night reading the good book

I feel like every week of my life something happens that I either say this calmly, under my breath, or loudly.

Oh, I forgot to my dogs i quote Black Sheep...."Nothing in the truck for you dogs, no food!"

"Ro-ads...roods,"

How typical (C-3P0 from The Empire Strikes Back), I quote that one a lot

If you cannot keep up with me, that stinging sensation you'll be feeling in the seat of your pants will be my boot in your butt (Captain Ramsey, Crimson Tide, although I've PG'd it)

Shi**er's full, and You serious, Clark - both from Christmas Vacation

Wife: "I love you"

Me: "I know"

I speak in quotes often

"Strikes and gutters, ups and downs"
"_<insert whatever phrase here>_ is not the preferred nomenclature"
"Well, that's just like, your opinion, man"

"Nah. **** nah. I believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that"
"What would you say you actually DO here?"

" Fell off the jetway again"
" This here's an IOU. It's as good as money"
Anytime i hear anything about Austria: " Well g'day mate! Why don't cha throw another shrimp on the Barbie!"

"I immediately regret this decision"
"Scotchy-scotch- scotch" (whenever drinking scotch)
"I have many leather bound books... My office smells of mahogany"

From LOTR: using douchy Legolas voice: "A Diversion"

When greeting other medical professionals: "Doctor. Doctor. Doctor...." from Spies like us

When finding common ground with someone else: "Did we just become best friends?"

As a middle-schooler, anytime we were driving through an especially sh***y little spot-in-the-road town, I would sarcastically say "_____ is a fine town". This was a quote from Lt Dan in Forrest Gump. For 12-year old me, it was funny to use it in this context.

From Mean Girls...

"I'm not a regular mom. I'm a cool mom."

"Boo! You wh0re!"

"You go, Glen Coco!"

When my wife was supposed to be ready 5 minutes ago:
"What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?"

Twister : Food! Fooood, fooood

Just about any line from Blazing Saddles.

I didn't get a harumph outta that guy!

you'd think it was 120 degrees. Can't be more than 114!

Any time I walk by cheap champagne in the supermarket: "You can get a whole bunch of Mums"

I'm a Dapper Dan man gotdamn it!

Ordering at any restaurant when I'm being a smart ass...

"I'd like 4 whole fried chickens and a Coke"

Champ Bailey said:

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I'm a Dapper Dan man gotdamn it!

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We have Fop. If you want dapper Dan, I can order it. Take a couple of weeks.

Well ain't this a geographical oddity! Two weeks from everything!

yeah now that you mention it:


"Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!" beat me to it^

"That don't make no sense!"

"Them sirens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a... horny toad."....
"We thought you was a toad!"

"Oh, George... not the livestock."

"But you ain't bona fide!"

I use this often, especially watching sports:

Umpire/referee blowing a call
Kickers, punters, closers, goalies