12 year old me thought yelling Toll Booth Willie quotes while riding down the Black Hole at Wet'n'Wild was great entertainment.

TCTTS said:

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Ha, YES. "Dollah Twenty Foive" was maybe THE phrase I said the most in junior high. That, and the word "lush" from the bit as well.

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hahaha good time! dollah twenty foive was replaced by tree fiddy for me.

No love for Fatty McGee?

Oh darling...Make me push my dick and balls,

Riight between my legs

Furlock Bones said:

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Brian Earl Spilner said:

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Was introduced to the greatness of this album on a science fair trip in 5th or 6th grade.

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this and his debut album were absolutely incredible.

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I listened to it while mowing today. It holds up.

[Momma:] "Ok. Slow down Jimmy, yer already halfway done with yer sandwhich. You're gonna get a belly ache."

[Jimmy:] "No I'm not. I'm hungry."

[Momma:] "I know, but you shouldn't eat so fast. You're rushing honey, you're gonna choke. Put down your sandwich and beat off your cock and balls for a little bit. Pace yourself."

[Jimmy:] "Oh god."

The Waterboy is by far my favorite Sandler movie. How about his other football flick...

The Longest Yard remake is one of my guilty pleasure movies. I grew up watching the original, so I have some kind of odd reverse nostalgia for it. Also, 3 WCW/WWF stars, Chris Rock, Reynolds, Michael Irving, Terry Cruise. The football scenes aren't bad.

InternetFan02 said:

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Happy Gilmore 60% and the Wedding singer 67% are the only traditional Sandler comedies to get an over 50% RT score

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/adam_sandler/


By my count he is the star of 23 movies that are under a 25% rating which must be a record. Jack and Jill 3% and The Do-over 5% are at the bottom.

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Some time ago I started a thread on this exact topic. Sandler has made more $ per Rotten Tomatoe ratings than anyone ever. It's impressive really.

He just churns our garbage and cashed checks.

But Waterboy was just good fun.

The night time is the right time.

bigjag19 said:

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The night time is the right time.

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WHY WON'T YOU JUST JOIN THIS CULT WITH ME?!?

THERE'S A GIRL I WANT TO MEET THERE

WHAT THE ****'S YOUR PROBLEM?!?!

Champ Bailey said:

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Boo Weekley said:

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Ragoo said:

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Is only 35% on rotten tomatoes?

Tia

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Rocky IV is only 39%

Hipsters suck

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This is one of numerous BM quotes I use regularly, including:

T-T-T-Today, Junior!

"Let's do it" in Eric's smarmy voice

GOOOOOOO!!

You blew it!

Jackpot.

Any more brain busters?

I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!

The "Respect" track always got me....
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"Don't respect the wolf."

"SAMMY JUMP IN FRONT OF A ****ING TRUCK!"
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"Gotta respect the condom."

"YOU ****ING MORON! WHADYA TALKING ABOUT A ****ING CONDOM FOR YOU IDIOT. HES FIVE ****ING YEARS OLD. ILL PUT A ****ING CONDOM ON YOUR ****ING TOMBSTONE!"
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"R. E. S. P."

"S"

"WHAT THE ****!?"
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Also....how has no one mentioned "Click" yet as a good Sandler movie. The ending on that one was totally unexpected for a Sandler movie and was quite pleasing.

[Nicky starts singing very off-tone]

A,
B,
C,
D,
E,
F,
G,

[Sammy:] Oh, you GOTTA respect the song!

[Grandpa:] Sammy, shut the **** up! He's ****in trying to sing a ****in song here, you moron!

Diesel gas sucks my ass!

Sex Panther said:

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Anytime me and my friends got semi annoyed we'd yell, "I'm comin out a the booooth!"

And just randomly throw in "Dollah Twenty Foive"

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Greatness. We used the booooth line all the time as well.

Don't know whether to post this here or on the great lyrics thread:

Quote:

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Put your arms around me baby
Can't you see I need you so
Hold me close against your skin
I'm about to begin
Lovin' you

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock
At a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me
How big they are
Honey, rub your beaver
Up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed
And watch me whack off

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jokershady said:

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The "Respect" track always got me....
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"Don't respect the wolf."

"SAMMY JUMP IN FRONT OF A ****ING TRUCK!"
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"Gotta respect the condom."

"YOU ****ING MORON! WHADYA TALKING ABOUT A ****ING CONDOM FOR YOU IDIOT. HES FIVE ****ING YEARS OLD. ILL PUT A ****ING CONDOM ON YOUR ****ING TOMBSTONE!"
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"R. E. S. P."

"S"

"WHAT THE ****!?"
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Also....how has no one mentioned "Click" yet as a good Sandler movie. The ending on that one was totally unexpected for a Sandler movie and was quite pleasing.

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GOTTA RESPECT THE CONDOM gets me everytime