It looked pretty ****ung scary to those gold cloacks.
Game of Thrones - Season 7
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What's funny is that the only person on the show that could probably swing that thing (if it was actually made out of metal) is the Mountain. Gendry's scrawny ass isn't gonna do any damage with something that heavy.CapCityAg89 said:
It looked pretty ****ung scary to those gold cloacks.
It's ridiculous. Straight out of a video game.
My computer won't open thoseBurnetAggie99 said:
The links I posted Part 1 and Part 2. Perfect sound in English. I watched it on my laptop with a 4K curved monitor and it was glorious
Weird my laptop hadno problem. I just rechecked and the links also work on my IPad and IPhone as well.
you need the vlc player.
My first watch was low quality
Should we be excited? Temper expectations? That's all I need to know.
Expect mind to be blown
Midieval war hammer
Midieval war mallet (what I had pictured when Robert talked about killing the Tarly boy)
And they went full larp
Midieval war mallet (what I had pictured when Robert talked about killing the Tarly boy)
And they went full larp
AstroAg17 said:
I don't know **** about war hammers, but that doesn't look like a functional war hammer. Shouldn't it be flat? If you hit something indirectly, it seems like a rounded, asymmetrical hammer would try to rotate in your grip.
Granted, they are going to fight skeletons, and I bet there will be a shot of him obliterating a skeleton with bones flying everywhere. That should be pretty sweet.
I think it's more of a maul than a war hammer. But I don't know enough to say for sure.
A maul is typically rounded, almost a ball on the end of the hammer (think ballpeen hammer).
It's also way too big for actual use and would weigh about 10 lbs, the actual hammers used (metal section only) weighed at most 4 or 5 lbs, even then control would be crap. A 8-10 lbs sword works because the weight is distributed along it's length, while a hammer all the weight is at the end.
Try swinging an 8 or 10 lb sledge hammer around sideways then spinning and swinging down etc. It could be done by a big guy, who is trained, but not by an average build person.
It's also way too big for actual use and would weigh about 10 lbs, the actual hammers used (metal section only) weighed at most 4 or 5 lbs, even then control would be crap. A 8-10 lbs sword works because the weight is distributed along it's length, while a hammer all the weight is at the end.
Try swinging an 8 or 10 lb sledge hammer around sideways then spinning and swinging down etc. It could be done by a big guy, who is trained, but not by an average build person.
I always saw this depiction of Robert and his hammer
Just a normal sledge is hard enough to control for quick hits. I can't imagine accuracy and battle effectiveness.
Even that looks moderately manageable if they scale it properly
In the books, Robert and Renly are supposed to 6'6" and jacked, if that makes a difference. Robert was respected as a great warrior - he killed the Dragon Prince on the Trident (like in the picture). Not sure about Gendry.
A medieval blacksmith should be jacked
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"A man without a belly is like a house without a balcony"
- Old Turkish saying
"A man without a belly is like a house without a balcony"
- Old Turkish saying
Go watch the scenes when he was smithing at Harrenhall in S2. He was cut then, and I imagine all that rowing just added on.
Is it possible that third dragon is for Tyrian? I'm assuming one is for Jon as well because he's a Targaryn. It is possible that the same can be said about tryian?
He was able to go into the crypt and free the dragons when Dany was out running around.
He was able to go into the crypt and free the dragons when Dany was out running around.
Just check the reddit link a page or so ago. There's links on there working right now.
Haven't watched yet but the copies out there are legit HD and have no subtitles or watermark.
Haven't watched yet but the copies out there are legit HD and have no subtitles or watermark.
Worked for me when I opened it in safari but not in Chrome.BurnetAggie99 said:
Weird my laptop hadno problem. I just rechecked and the links also work on my IPad and IPhone as well.
I'm going to laugh my ass off if all of the early release game of thrones episodes are loaded with viruses.
But they only saw it with their peripheral vision.CapCityAg89 said:
It looked pretty ****ung scary to those gold cloacks.
I wonder if Benjen is going to get a message from the 3 eyed raven that his help is needed with the Magnificent 7.
It's hard to believe (though not impossible) that Benjen's story arc had almost no meaning or bearing on the total story.
This is me speculating...no info at all.
It's hard to believe (though not impossible) that Benjen's story arc had almost no meaning or bearing on the total story.
This is me speculating...no info at all.
So many things about this...RedAgs01 said:
Is it possible that third dragon is for Tyrian? I'm assuming one is for Jon as well because he's a Targaryn. It is possible that the same can be said about tryian?
He was able to go into the crypt and free the dragons when Dany was out running around.
He is going to show up over a hill dressed in all white, on a white, dead horse, along with a mounted force of other good zombies (a la Gandalf in LOTR when he saved that castle from the uruki army). As they charge, there will be a very bright light. And then the magnificent seven will be saved from the evil wizard's army.WestAustinAg said:
I wonder if Benjen is going to get a message from the 3 eyed raven that his help is needed with the Magnificent 7.
It's hard to believe (though not impossible) that Benjen's story arc had almost no meaning or bearing on the total story.
This is me speculating...no info at all.
PS - this is spoiler satire. If that happens I will be shocked. And then I will lol.
Did I unknowingly step into a steaming pile of dog *****FightinTexasAg15 said:So many things about this...RedAgs01 said:
Is it possible that third dragon is for Tyrian? I'm assuming one is for Jon as well because he's a Targaryn. It is possible that the same can be said about tryian?
He was able to go into the crypt and free the dragons when Dany was out running around.
walking thru Berkley wearing a MAGA shirt and swastika arm band is a safer ventureRedAgs01 said:Did I unknowingly step into a steaming pile of dog *****FightinTexasAg15 said:So many things about this...RedAgs01 said:
Is it possible that third dragon is for Tyrian? I'm assuming one is for Jon as well because he's a Targaryn. It is possible that the same can be said about tryian?
He was able to go into the crypt and free the dragons when Dany was out running around.
I didn't mean to say earlier that Gendry on the show isn't muscular. I was trying to say that I can't remember his size in the book. On the show he's fit but kind of small, under 6'. Not that that bothers me that much. A lot of the people on the show are small. Arya is like five feet tall and can beat Briene. Jon is 5'8"ish. The only person I really felt was miscast was Renly. He's supposed to be the spitting image of a young Robert and just look kingly. That explains why people wanted to support him over Stannis. He didn't look like that at all on the show.
Gendry still doesn't have the size to be effective with a weapon like that.Carl Underguard said:
I didn't mean to say earlier that Gendry on the show isn't muscular. I was trying to say that I can't remember his size in the book. On the show he's fit but kind of small, under 6'. Not that that bothers me that much. A lot of the people on the show are small. Arya is like five feet tall and can beat Briene. Jon is 5'8"ish. The only person I really felt was miscast was Renly. He's supposed to be the spitting image of a young Robert and just look kingly. That explains why people wanted to support him over Stannis. He didn't look like that at all on the show.
IIRC he was tall and very muscular in the book.Carl Underguard said:
I didn't mean to say earlier that Gendry on the show isn't muscular. I was trying to say that I can't remember his size in the book.
FrioAg said:
Brightside of getting old and having kids, I don't have time to watch the leaked version during the week. So even though the temptation is there can't do anything with it. Kind of like if Theon had a hot chick hitting onto him.
An opportunity to take another lesson from Grey Worm here.
Maybe if the masters were giving vasectomies versus cutting off everything down there...kdm_01 said:FrioAg said:
Brightside of getting old and having kids, I don't have time to watch the leaked version during the week. So even though the temptation is there can't do anything with it. Kind of like if Theon had a hot chick hitting onto him.
An opportunity to take another lesson from Grey Worm here.