posted it to the humor thread if you don't mind. Some of those are pretty funny.
Game of Thrones - Season 7
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JaneDoe02 said:
How many times have y'all watched S7E1?
I know im not the only one that rewatches it to see what I missed the first time.
I'm up to 3 but I'll watch it at least once more on Sunday afternoon.
I was still finishing my binge of the earlier seasons at show time so didn't see S7E1 until late Sunday. I'll watch again this Sunday right before E2.
Alt Shift X finally posted his episode recap! For those who aren't familiar with his work, these videos are extremely well done and give great insight into the show!
Champ Bailey said:
http://uproxx.com/tv/game-of-thrones-euron-greyjoy-looks-like/Quote:
Euron Greyjoy looks like a guy who went to Australia once five years ago and still calls everyone "mate."
Euron Greyjoy looks like a guy who "doesn't believe in monogamy."
Euron Greyjoy looks like a guy who sleeps on a mattress that is just lying on the floor, with no frame or box spring.
Euron Greyjoy looks like a guy who sells really terrible weed.
Euron Greyjoy looks like a guy whose cell phone is still on the plan of a girl he broke up with six months ago.
Euron Greyjoy looks like a guy who buys beer for high school students but charges them $40 for a case of Keystone Light and then shows up at the party.
Awesome recap. I'm surprised he didn't mention anything about the Dragonhorn.
I'm pretty sure Ned is in his mid to late 30's and Jon and Rob are in their late teens in the books.
AggieSouth06 said:MBAR said:She was like 13 in the books. "consensual"hunter2012 said:Ol Jock 99 said:That first night wasn't.AgMarauder04 said:Everything has been easy for her.frog_killer said:
whether it's the horn, a **** load of arrows and spears, or the night king, someone is going to take out a dragon or two. Everything will be too easy for Danny with three full grown badass dragons.
It was consensual in the books dangit, I think that was the worst miss in season 1...
When I read the books, I actively blocked out/ignored character ages because they're stupid.
Jon is like 11, Ned is 25... F*** that I want to read stories about grown ups.
Yeah NO.
Ned is actually 36 in the books when he dies - the same year as when the books started ( the year of the War of the 5 Armies).
Jon is 16 at the beginning of the books.
It is set in 299 AC. Jon is born in 283 AC and Ned in 263 AC.
Most of the events through Book 5 are in 300 AC so Jon would be 17 and perhaps 18 by the events we are seeing now.
MBAR said:She was like 13 in the books. "consensual"hunter2012 said:Ol Jock 99 said:That first night wasn't.AgMarauder04 said:Everything has been easy for her.frog_killer said:
whether it's the horn, a **** load of arrows and spears, or the night king, someone is going to take out a dragon or two. Everything will be too easy for Danny with three full grown badass dragons.
It was consensual in the books dangit, I think that was the worst miss in season 1...
Age of consent is an arbitrary legal fiction. It is fantasy based, but "back then" 13 was not an uncommon child bearing age. People lived fast and died fast. Joan of Arc was 19 when she was burned at the stake. Juliet Capulet was 13 when she married Romeo. Marie Antionette was 15 when she was married.
bangobango said:MBAR said:She was like 13 in the books. "consensual"hunter2012 said:Ol Jock 99 said:That first night wasn't.AgMarauder04 said:Everything has been easy for her.frog_killer said:
whether it's the horn, a **** load of arrows and spears, or the night king, someone is going to take out a dragon or two. Everything will be too easy for Danny with three full grown badass dragons.
It was consensual in the books dangit, I think that was the worst miss in season 1...
Age of consent is an arbitrary legal fiction. It is fantasy based, but "back then" 13 was not an uncommon child bearing age. People lived fast and died fast. Joan of Arc was 19 when she was burned at the stake. Juliet Capulet was 13 when she married Romeo. Marie Antionette was 15 when she was married.
Did you just use a work of fiction to try and make a historical point?
Dr. Watson said:
Did you just use a work of fiction to try and make a historical point?
Yep. Too abstract for you?
modern definitions of sexual adulthood are irrespective to human nature in our universe or fantasy.Dr. Watson said:
Did you just use a work of fiction to try and make a historical point?
Humans in Westeros go by biology, just like 99% of our world's history.
Except for muslims
well. Any hole, male or female, of any age is fair game in dirkastanDannyDuberstein said:
Except for muslims
dave94 said:Champ Bailey said:
http://uproxx.com/tv/game-of-thrones-euron-greyjoy-looks-like/Quote:
Euron Greyjoy looks like a guy who went to Australia once five years ago and still calls everyone "mate."
Euron Greyjoy looks like a guy who "doesn't believe in monogamy."
Euron Greyjoy looks like a guy who sleeps on a mattress that is just lying on the floor, with no frame or box spring.
Euron Greyjoy looks like a guy who sells really terrible weed.
Euron Greyjoy looks like a guy whose cell phone is still on the plan of a girl he broke up with six months ago.
Euron Greyjoy looks like a guy who buys beer for high school students but charges them $40 for a case of Keystone Light and then shows up at the party.
Euron Greyjoy looks like Mouth from Goonies all grown up.
Euron Grayjoy? Oh you mean Bam Margera.
From the comments:
Euron looks like that guy who watched The Crow a liiittle too much in high school.
Euron looks like that guy who watched The Crow a liiittle too much in high school.
A friend of mine has a theory that the Hound might be the prince that was promised. Is there anything to back it up he says he read on the internet (probably Reddit)
As is the case with most fan theories...bullllll shiiiii--ttt
Yeah that's more or less what I told him
It is ser pounce
bangobango said:
some of you must not have kids.
Correct.... 3 times now.
This needs to be on this thread as well
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https://instagr.am/p/BWnEDB1AOCi
Glad somebody else enjoyed this as much as I did.
Tormund is awesome
Tormund is awesome
Except it's a work of fiction. And outside of royalty, age of marriage in the Middle Ages was around 18 for women and the mid-20s for men,The Debt said:modern definitions of sexual adulthood are irrespective to human nature in our universe or fantasy.Dr. Watson said:
Did you just use a work of fiction to try and make a historical point?
Humans in Westeros go by biology, just like 99% of our world's history.
Every time I see him I think I've seen him somewhere before. He looks so familiar but I have checked his IMDB resume and do not recall any of his former appearances. It's like he's a cross of Ewan McGregor and Michael Shannon.
7nine
7 days between episodes turns this thread into an absolute beating
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He looks exactly like Joshua Jackson! Charlie Conway from Mighty Ducks and main character in Dawson's Creek.
So half the women were younger than 18 and half were older.
And Dany was royalty so discussions about the average woman marriage age is moot.
Can we move on from this stupid side discussion.
And Dany was royalty so discussions about the average woman marriage age is moot.
Can we move on from this stupid side discussion.
NM
Geez. What did a one year old baby do to piss you off? What makes him ******ed?DannyDuberstein said:
I like Sam but have no use for Gilly and her ******ed kid.
PleaseStive said:
So half the women were younger than 18 and half were older.
And Dany was royalty so discussions about the average woman marriage age is moot.
Can we move on from this stupid side discussion.
Yeah, and look how things turned out for all of them. Maybe if they hadn't been hoes God would have let them live longerbangobango said:MBAR said:She was like 13 in the books. "consensual"hunter2012 said:Ol Jock 99 said:That first night wasn't.AgMarauder04 said:Everything has been easy for her.frog_killer said:
whether it's the horn, a **** load of arrows and spears, or the night king, someone is going to take out a dragon or two. Everything will be too easy for Danny with three full grown badass dragons.
It was consensual in the books dangit, I think that was the worst miss in season 1...
Age of consent is an arbitrary legal fiction. It is fantasy based, but "back then" 13 was not an uncommon child bearing age. People lived fast and died fast. Joan of Arc was 19 when she was burned at the stake. Juliet Capulet was 13 when she married Romeo. Marie Antionette was 15 when she was married.
I just don't give much of a crap about her story or the kid. When grandpa Craster is also dad Craster, I put a kid in the ******ed category.
Tormund is my spirit animal. Sadly had to execute most of my beard for an interview this week.FightinTexasAg15 said:
Glad somebody else enjoyed this as much as I did.
Tormund is awesome
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