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Most pathetic male characters in film

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Zeke1995
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In reply to AggieBQ03 • 11:01a, 2/11/15
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Verbal Kint was completely pathetic, right up until you find out he's Keyser Soze.
SPOILER ALERT!!!
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KeithDB
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11:09a, 2/11/15
Obvious choices I have been surprised to not hear yet:

1. Mr. Rogers of the Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.

2. Cliff Claven of Cheers.

3. Corporal Klinger of MASH.
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AggieBQ03
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In reply to KeithDB • 11:21a, 2/11/15
Also Mr. Snuffleupagus
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AggieBQ03
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In reply to Zeke1995 • 11:23a, 2/11/15
Oh and Zeke, I though early Luke Skywalker was pathetic too before he meets Old Ben.

SPOILER ALERT: Darth Vader is Luke's Father
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Stive
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In reply to KeithDB • 11:25a, 2/11/15
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Obvious choices I have been surprised to not hear yet:

1. Mr. Rogers of the Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.

2. Cliff Claven of Cheers.

3. Corporal Klinger of MASH.
I'd probably call Radar or Frank more pathetic than Klinger.

Cliff Claven is a decent choice though!

Going back to the 80's Saundra's husband on the Cosby show was extremely pathetic.
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KeithDB
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11:27a, 2/11/15
C'mon, Frank was banging Hot Lips.
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MW03
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11:35a, 2/11/15
Rickety Cricket?

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Stive
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11:38a, 2/11/15
Doesn't mean he wasn't pathetic.
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Zeke1995
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In reply to AggieBQ03 • 11:39a, 2/11/15
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Oh and Zeke, I though early Luke Skywalker was pathetic too before he meets Old Ben.
Luke wasn't pathetic at that point in the movie. He just REALLY wanted to go to Tosche station to get those power converters.
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11:40a, 2/11/15
First thought was Bill Paxton in True Lies. Glad I'm not the only one.
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Atreides Ornithopter
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11:40a, 2/11/15
Mr. Rogers REALLY? Come on he was not pathetic. he was exactly what he was supposed to be for a KIDS SHOW.
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Brian Earl Spilner
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12:16p, 2/11/15
Commodus being pathetic ADDED to the movie, not detracted. The character was excellently acted and was the guy you "loved-to-hate", like Joffrey in GoT.

He's too chicken**** to fight Maximus straight up so he wounds him like a punk ass *****.
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The Collective
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12:20p, 2/11/15
The Fratelli brothers (excluding Sloth)
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Bruce Almighty
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12:54p, 2/11/15
Chris Tucker in Fifth Element
Quentin Tarantino's character in Pulp Fiction
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P.C. Principal
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1:09p, 2/11/15
Frodo f***ing Baggins. Most worthless protagonist ever.
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MichaelJ
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1:14p, 2/11/15
Ben Afflek in gone girl for much of that movie
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StayPuft
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1:21p, 2/11/15
The fat kid in Bad Santa
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redline248
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In reply to StayPuft • 1:22p, 2/11/15
Nm, wrong movie
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jeffk
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In reply to AggieBQ03 • 1:28p, 2/11/15
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Verbal Kint was completely pathetic, right up until you find out he's Keyser Soze.


SPOILER ALERT!!!!

EDIT - I see you've already been chastised, but still...
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aggie93
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In reply to Tanya 93 • 1:35p, 2/11/15
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Gary in The Last American Virgin
That movie infuriated me more than any other in my early teen life. Shows why it doesn't pay to be a nice guy with girls for the most part (at least as a teenager) and that they can't help but still be attracted to the jerk who treats them like crap.
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AggieBQ03
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1:36p, 2/11/15
Holy hell guys, are there really people on the entertainment board who haven't seen that old movie that are going to have it spoiled? It's older than most kids on campus now.
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The Collective
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In reply to Atreides Ornithopter • 2:08p, 2/11/15
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Mr. Rogers REALLY? Come on he was not pathetic. he was exactly what he was supposed to be for a KIDS SHOW.


Poor mans Mr. Peppermint.
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flintdragon
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2:14p, 2/11/15
I offer... Harry Potter...
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TennAg
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2:16p, 2/11/15
July Johnson, Lonesome Dove. Respectable and pathetic all at once.
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MichaelJ
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In reply to flintdragon • 2:24p, 2/11/15
Seriously? Really?

what part of that resembles "old"
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redline248
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In reply to flintdragon • 5:40p, 2/11/15
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I offer... Harry Potter...


He was a pretty pathetic wizard for the first 3 or 4 movies, but he never lacked courage or a sense of taking action.
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Skinny Wrinkles
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In reply to flintdragon • 6:27p, 2/11/15
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I offer... Harry Potter...

What about Dobby?
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redline248
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6:28p, 2/11/15
Wormtail is the correct answer for pathetic character from Harry Potter.
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Brian Earl Spilner
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7:41p, 2/11/15
Samwise Gamgee, until the end of Fellowship.

Then he became the best character.
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7:47p, 2/11/15
Pretty sure Gollum trumps all in that series.
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Thriller
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8:21p, 2/11/15
Morgan, Lester, and Jeff from Chuck.
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Original_NoOlives
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In reply to Original_NoOlives • 8:24p, 2/11/15
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- Mark 'Rat' Ratner in Fast Times at R. High
- Beni Gabor in The Mummy
- Gilbert in Revenge of the Nerds
- Percy Wetmoore in The Green Mile
- Cpl. Upham in Saving Private Ryan
- Anything with Owen Wilson


Adding Prince Edward from Braveheart to my list
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jeffk
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In reply to Skinny Wrinkles • 8:52p, 2/11/15
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I offer... Harry Potter...

What about Dobby?


You shut your mouth!

Dobby is a HERO!!!
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9:28p, 2/11/15
2 guys from Office Space: Milton and Tom Smykowski although Milton did get the last laugh.
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Ronnie Gardocki
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10:29p, 2/11/15
Captain David Aceveda on The Shield was a huge coward and a complete tool.





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