*** MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE *** [Staff message on OP]

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I could write Twitter reviews for the next 10 years of movies without ever seeing one.
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Farmer1906 said:

Maybe it's just me but it feels like they're reviewing this on a curve.
Those reviews do seem to be all over the place.
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MooreTrucker said:

Farmer1906 said:

Maybe it's just me but it feels like they're reviewing this on a curve.
Those reviews do seem to be all over the place.


The vibe is super excited that these didn't suck. Sure X, Y, & Z is horrible but a couple things were good. Hooray! Now shove it right in the middle of the pack for the MCU's 25 movies.
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MooreTrucker said:

Farmer1906 said:

Maybe it's just me but it feels like they're reviewing this on a curve.
Those reviews do seem to be all over the place.


I saw some this morning that were "fun movie, confusing plot, 5 stars" then a handful of people from both the 1 star and 5 star crowd telling theor audience not to listen to the other side lol.
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First movie since my son was born so I'll take the inconsequential fun. That's a win for me. But 2019-Me would be so disappointed.
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rhutton125 said:

First movie since my son was born so I'll take the inconsequential fun. That's a win for me. But 2019-Me would be so disappointed.
Every movie and meal out feels like the greatest thing you've ever done once you are able to dump them off on a babysitter for a couple of hours.
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This must be a pretty exciting moment for Iman Vellani, to be in a movie with Brie Larson and yet all the buzz is you stole the show.
Thanks and gig'em
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If it was fun and funny, then why does the trailer feel so flat? The last trailer that was everywhere doesn't seem wacky or fun at all.
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Probably bc you hate women
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No one should be surprised that Iman Vellani was the best thing in the movie. She's the only reason that I've considered going to see it in theatres.
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My impression from those reviews is that The Marvels can be summed up in two words:

Fun
Forgettable
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double aught said:

My impression from those reviews is that The Marvels can be summed up in two words:

Fun
Forgettable


That was my review for The Batman!
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And this will officially be the first MCU movie I do not see in theaters... Have a feeling there are a lot of people who will be saying the same
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Yeah, I'm giving serious consideration to bailing tomorrow. I was hoping for simple "fun" (and seeing it back-to-back with the Loki finale), but the plot sounds terrible, the cameos sound worse, and usually when there's even an inkling of hesitation in the first Twitter reactions, it's almost always worse than they let on, which the 54% now basically confirms. Will see how I feel tomorrow.
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TCTTS said:

Yeah, I'm giving serious consideration to bailing tomorrow. I was hoping for simple "fun" (and seeing it back-to-back with the Loki finale), but the plot sounds terrible, the cameos sound worse, and usually when there's even an inkling of hesitation in the first Twitter reactions, it's almost always worse than they let on, which the 54% now basically confirms. Will see how I feel tomorrow.


I'm looking forward to the married with children part of your life when you will be ecstatic to be able to see a movie like this to get 2 hours to yourself.
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Quite the marketing strategy. Yeah our movie isn't that good but it's better than being around your kids. Come give us money
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The Porkchop Express said:

TCTTS said:

Yeah, I'm giving serious consideration to bailing tomorrow. I was hoping for simple "fun" (and seeing it back-to-back with the Loki finale), but the plot sounds terrible, the cameos sound worse, and usually when there's even an inkling of hesitation in the first Twitter reactions, it's almost always worse than they let on, which the 54% now basically confirms. Will see how I feel tomorrow.


I'm looking forward to the married with children part of your life when you will be ecstatic to be able to see a movie like this to get 2 hours to yourself.

Ha, I don't care if it means missing meals, I will set aside enough $$$ to pay for a babysitter + a movie outing at least once every ten days or so.

Also, luckily, it's literally part of my job to see this stuff.
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Btw, have you heard about this?????

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The Porkchop Express said:

I could write Twitter reviews for the next 10 years of movies without ever seeing one.

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TCTTS said:

Btw, have you heard about this?????


that headline is technically true. they are both appearing in A marvel property, just not the same ones
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(I'm aware. It's joke based on a boneheaded post I made last week in this thread.)
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TCTTS said:

The Porkchop Express said:

I could write Twitter reviews for the next 10 years of movies without ever seeing one.


Here's my Twitter first reaction / non-spoiler review Mad Libs form for every franchise movie going forward.

Just walked out of FILM TITLE with a big smile on my face! A worthy addition to the FRANCHISE TITLE universe! It's always great to see MAIN ACTOR slip back into that comfortable skin of MAIN CHARACTER while NEW ACTOR was a much-needed breath of fresh air, perfectly embodying the spirit of CHARACTER I READ ABOUT ON WIKIPEDIA YESTERDAY right down to their signature OUTFIT/CATCHPHRASE/WEAPON.

The film takes a while to find its footing, but once DIRECTOR gains some confidence, the rest of the film is literally pitch-perfect! Great action, a few CGI missteps, and that cameo, WOW! It doesn't quite hit the same notes as OTHER FRANCHISE FILM THAT EVERYONE LIKED but there are big LAUGHS/FIGHTS and big FIGHTS/LAUGHS along with a few touching scenes that will have you recalling OTHER FRANCHISE FILM THAT HAD REAL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.
It's official, FRANCHISE NAME is back!
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The Porkchop Express said:



Just walked out of FILM TITLE with a big smile on my face! A worthy addition to the FRANCHISE TITLE universe! It's always great to see MAIN ACTOR slip back into that comfortable skin of MAIN CHARACTER while NEW ACTOR was a much-needed breath of fresh air, perfectly embodying the spirit of CHARACTER I READ ABOUT ON WIKIPEDIA YESTERDAY right down to their signature OUTFIT/CATCHPHRASE/WEAPON.

The film takes a while to find its footing, but once DIRECTOR gains some confidence, the rest of the film is literally pitch-perfect! Great action, a few CGI missteps, and that cameo, WOW! It doesn't quite hit the same notes as OTHER FRANCHISE FILM THAT EVERYONE LIKED but there are big LAUGHS/FIGHTS and big FIGHTS/LAUGHS along with a few touching scenes that will have you recalling OTHER FRANCHISE FILM THAT HAD REAL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.
It's official, FRANCHISE NAME is back!


this movie sounds amazing, count me in!
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The Porkchop Express said:

I could write Twitter reviews for the next 10 years of movies without ever seeing one.
Just put "fun" in there somewhere.
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