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Okey dokie.
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Do not touch Willie. Good advice.
Lousy Smarch weather!
Forget the episode, but it ends with Home getting an NFL team. "Aw, the Denver Broncos. " I can't refer to Denver any other way.
Another episode Homer picks up Maggie, makes faces, goes all googoo, then puts her down, "Ewww Stinky Pants". 14 years later my nephew is still Stinky Pants.
Another episode Homer picks up Maggie, makes faces, goes all googoo, then puts her down, "Ewww Stinky Pants". 14 years later my nephew is still Stinky Pants.
That's the episode where he works for a super villain (Scorpio). Great episode.
"You Only Move Twice" one of the all time great episodes
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Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
Hank Scorpio: That's right.
So I tackled a loafer at work today
Don't like em? Then neither do I. Get the hell out! You ever see someone say goodbye to a shoe?
Scorpio: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country: Italy or France.
Homer: France.
Scorpio: HaHa! No one ever says Italy.
Homer: France.
Scorpio: HaHa! No one ever says Italy.
I just read on the Simpsons Wiki that Hank Scorpio was originally going to be the bad guy in the Simpsons Movie
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Well Russ Cargill, the Supreme Commander of the EPA Armed Forces, was voiced by Albert Brooks, so at least there's that.
Mr Underoos I am pleased to provide you with this employment offer. This letter describes the salary, o yr group medical coverage, and our dental plan (LISA NEEDS BRACES). Medical is included and payroll deductions cover the dental plan (LISA NEEDS BRACES).
Damn. I tried to create a "must record" list and by the end of the 2nd day I already had about 40 it seemed. I need a new DVR
Why must you turn my office into a house of lies!?
I'm going to be hallucinating Simpsons voices by Sunday.
I use the quote "We're gonna be rich! Richer than astronauts!" on a very regular basis.
One of my favorite underrated quotes is Ralph in the tomacco episode: "Oh Daddy, it tastes like Grandma!"
And anytime I hear "Wasted Away Again in Margaritaville" I'm torn between singing it like Sherry Bobbins and using Bart's copyright infringement-proof version from the future where Lisa's president.
One of my favorite underrated quotes is Ralph in the tomacco episode: "Oh Daddy, it tastes like Grandma!"
And anytime I hear "Wasted Away Again in Margaritaville" I'm torn between singing it like Sherry Bobbins and using Bart's copyright infringement-proof version from the future where Lisa's president.
I have signed about 1,000 BS forms as "Milpool" in the past.
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I just read on the Simpsons Wiki that Hank Scorpio was originally going to be the bad guy in the Simpsons Movie
Damn, that would've been awesome.
Milhouse is definitely my favorite character
THRILLHO
It tastes like burning
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Milhouse is definitely my favorite character
Why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
Homer: That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
Bart: I don't think any of us expected him to say that.
Bart: I don't think any of us expected him to say that.
Homer's Brain: Don't say it's a bar, don't say it's a bar. But what else is open that late?
Homer: It's a pornography shop. I was buying pornography.
Homer's Brain: Bravo.
Homer: It's a pornography shop. I was buying pornography.
Homer's Brain: Bravo.
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THRILLHO
Thrillho and a number was my password for something at work until recently. I then needed give it to my boss over the phone because he needed a file I had while I was out of town.
He had a question and not sure he believed it was a Simpsons reference.
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Milhouse is definitely my favorite character
"So this is what it sounds like when doves cry"
Milhouse's Dad: You're letting me go?
Cracker Factory Executive: Kirk, crackers are a family food, happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.
Milhouse's Dad: So, that's it after 20 years? "So long. Good luck?"
Cracker Factory Executive: I don't recall saying "good luck."
Cracker Factory Executive: Kirk, crackers are a family food, happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.
Milhouse's Dad: So, that's it after 20 years? "So long. Good luck?"
Cracker Factory Executive: I don't recall saying "good luck."
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Thrillho and a number was my password for something at work until recently. I then needed give it to my boss over the phone because he needed a file I had while I was out of town.
Oh man that's good.
Also, this is one of my favorite sight gags on the show
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LISA! Never EVER stop in the middle of a hoe down!
Nm
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Stupid sexy Flanders...
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-She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.
-What country is this car from?
-Ehht no longer exists.
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PUT IT IN H!
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I'm sad I have a life and can't watch this whole marathon
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