I think I may go check out and read the Golf board. I'm taking a chance that there won't be any A&M football or Star Wars leak talk over there. If I'm wrong, then its Solitaire for 20+ hours straight.
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quote:****, even I'm thinking about going over there to find a dose of sanity.quote:Is the Politics board accepting refugees?
The meltdown is creeping into every board now. The dark side is taking over.
quote:quote:****, even I'm thinking about going over there to find a dose of sanity.quote:Is the Politics board accepting refugees?
The meltdown is creeping into every board now. The dark side is taking over.
quote:I'll vet you..quote:Is the Politics board accepting refugees?
The meltdown is creeping into every board now. The dark side is taking over.
What will happen if we raise the minimum wage to $15/hr?
A. Every employee will sell two more teas per hour, raising income to match the higher expenses.
B. Companies will lose money and cut down their staff?
Just found an exclusive transcript of the meeting that Kyler and Kevin Murray had with Sumlin! HUGE!
Sumlin: Why wish you become starting Aggie quarterback?
Kyler Murray: Well, mostly because of my father, I guess.
Sumlin: Oh, father! Powerful quarterback was he. Powerful quarterback.
Kyler Murray: Oh, come on! How could you know my father? You don't even know who I am, you keep starting Kyle Allen! Oh, I don't even know what I'm doing here! We're wasting our time!
Sumlin: [sighs, looks upward] I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience.
Kevin Murray: [voice emanates from nowhere] He will learn patience.
Sumlin: Much anger in him, like his father.
Kevin Murray: Uh, we went to 3 straight Cotton Bowls, jerk face.
Sumlin: He is not ready!
Kyler Murray: I am ready! I Dad, I can be a starter! Dad, tell him I'm rea [bangs his head on Manziel's Heisman Trophy] Ow!
Sumlin: [to Kyler] Ready are you? What know you of ready? For 800 games have I trained quarterbacks. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained! A starter must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one, a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away to the read option, the end zone. Never his mind on going through his progressions. [pokes Kyler]. Hmm? Where was the free safety. [paces around] Rushing touchdowns. Heh! 1,000-yard rushing seasons. A quarterback craves not these things. [turns to Kyler and points with his whistle] You are reckless!
Kevin Murray: So was Johnny Football, if you remember.
Sumlin: [still looking at Kyler] He is too old. Yes. Too old to begin the training.
Kyler Murray: What are you, drunk? I'm still a freshman, stupid!
Sumlin: [looking toward the Zone] Will he finish what he begins?
Kyler Murray: I won't fail you! I'm not afraid of Coach Spav's play-calling.
Sumlin: [grimly] Oh! You will be. You will be.
Sumlin: Why wish you become starting Aggie quarterback?
Kyler Murray: Well, mostly because of my father, I guess.
Sumlin: Oh, father! Powerful quarterback was he. Powerful quarterback.
Kyler Murray: Oh, come on! How could you know my father? You don't even know who I am, you keep starting Kyle Allen! Oh, I don't even know what I'm doing here! We're wasting our time!
Sumlin: [sighs, looks upward] I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience.
Kevin Murray: [voice emanates from nowhere] He will learn patience.
Sumlin: Much anger in him, like his father.
Kevin Murray: Uh, we went to 3 straight Cotton Bowls, jerk face.
Sumlin: He is not ready!
Kyler Murray: I am ready! I Dad, I can be a starter! Dad, tell him I'm rea [bangs his head on Manziel's Heisman Trophy] Ow!
Sumlin: [to Kyler] Ready are you? What know you of ready? For 800 games have I trained quarterbacks. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained! A starter must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one, a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away to the read option, the end zone. Never his mind on going through his progressions. [pokes Kyler]. Hmm? Where was the free safety. [paces around] Rushing touchdowns. Heh! 1,000-yard rushing seasons. A quarterback craves not these things. [turns to Kyler and points with his whistle] You are reckless!
Kevin Murray: So was Johnny Football, if you remember.
Sumlin: [still looking at Kyler] He is too old. Yes. Too old to begin the training.
Kyler Murray: What are you, drunk? I'm still a freshman, stupid!
Sumlin: [looking toward the Zone] Will he finish what he begins?
Kyler Murray: I won't fail you! I'm not afraid of Coach Spav's play-calling.
Sumlin: [grimly] Oh! You will be. You will be.
quote:ROFLMAOquote:I'll vet you..quote:Is the Politics board accepting refugees?
The meltdown is creeping into every board now. The dark side is taking over.
What will happen if we raise the minimum wage to $15/hr?
A. Every employee will sell two more teas per hour, raising income to match the higher expenses.
B. Companies will lose money and cut down their staff?
B, and is Lot Y still banned? He might be the laugh we all need.
quote:I barely ever frequent the Politics board, but I get this reference.quote:I'll vet you..quote:Is the Politics board accepting refugees?
The meltdown is creeping into every board now. The dark side is taking over.
What will happen if we raise the minimum wage to $15/hr?
A. Every employee will sell two more teas per hour, raising income to match the higher expenses.
B. Companies will lose money and cut down their staff?
quote:GET THAT TECHNO UNION - TRADE FEDERATION CRAP OUTTA HERE RIGHT NOWquote:I'll vet you..quote:Is the Politics board accepting refugees?
The meltdown is creeping into every board now. The dark side is taking over.
What will happen if we raise the minimum wage to $15/hr?
A. Every employee will sell two more teas per hour, raising income to match the higher expenses.
B. Companies will lose money and cut down their staff?
If I could give you all the blue stars, I would.
/NoHomo
/NoHomo
Muck, I'm sure that's hilarious but the reference by mazag was priceless.
You wrote that all from memory didn't you?
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If I could give you all the blue stars, I would.
/NoHomo
quote:POTDquote:
If I could give you all the blue stars, I would.
/NoHomo
quote:Do I need to frequent the politics board to get this?
Muck, I'm sure that's hilarious but the reference by mazag was priceless.
quote:I'm sure someone who frequents the Politics board more than I can explain this better, but basically a poster had the bright idea that by raising the minimum wage to $15 all that would need to be done to offset the increase in cost associated with employing employees salary would be to sell two teas....... I'm sure I'm forgetting something. Needless to say, most of the board thought that wouldn't work and was completely asinine.quote:Do I need to frequent the politics board to get this?
Muck, I'm sure that's hilarious but the reference by mazag was priceless.
quote:A certain poster with zero economic understanding thinks that minimum wage being raised won't be bad for companies because it will incentivize employees to work harder, and they well "sell" enough product to cover the additional cost of labor.quote:Do I need to frequent the politics board to get this?
Muck, I'm sure that's hilarious but the reference by mazag was priceless.
Ok.. politics talk done for the day. Sorry for the derail.
Someone needs to make a motion in the senate where that kind of a request belongs.
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Someone needs to make a motion in the senate where that kind of a request belongs.
There was actually a gif of that already?! Damn my google-fu needs more work.
Ironically it came up when googling 'i am the senate'.
quote:quote:Is the Politics board accepting refugees?
The meltdown is creeping into every board now. The dark side is taking over.
I am pretty confident that the politics board will not be welcoming refugees from other forums on here.
In light of staying away from reading anything that might ruin the movie for me, I love yalls stuff on here, but go mess with the zoo, it's so much fun, the butt hurt truly flows through them all!!
Can someone please post a brief recap of what is going on in the zoo? It is hard to tell why everyone is pissed.
My personal countdown is now at 27 hours.
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Can someone please post a brief recap of what is going on in the zoo? It is hard to tell why everyone is pissed.
Spavital sucks
Sumlin sucks
Allen still sucks
Murray might suck
1150 The Zone sucks
Hubenak is a badass
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Can someone please post a brief recap of what is going on in the zoo? It is hard to tell why everyone is pissed.
It's honestly more stupider and more confusingly than midi-chlorians, no-father pod racing slave boys, the high ground, etc. all rolled into one.
That's right, Aggie football has gone full George Lucas.
Doesn't matter... I'll be in line for TFA 24 hours from now!!!
quote:LOL! To sum it up in a gif, for the foreseeable future this is Aggie Football.quote:
Can someone please post a brief recap of what is going on in the zoo? It is hard to tell why everyone is pissed.
Spavital sucks
Sumlin sucks
Allen still sucks
Murray might suck
1150 The Zone sucks
Hubenak is a badass
(+1 for central)
YASSSSSSSSSS /whitegirlstoked
Just picked up my tickets at the box office. It's happening. Not planning to leave the house tomorrow until 1 hour before showtime. Just stay alive for 24 hours.
Picked up my marathon tickets. I'll be in my seat in around 7.5 hours
Sumlin to Murray earlier tonight:
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