what a terrible season finale. This was my least favorite episode of the season, and it was the ****ing season ****ing finale. Terrible writing, terrible acting, this show should have ended after season 4.
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....and Dexter fleeing to Argentina to meat up with her in next season's finale ala Morgan Freeman's character.
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1. Hannah Admits to the Poisoning — All season long, I’ve been trying to predict where the Dexter twists would arrive, and the biggest problem with my predictions is expecting a twist. I thought for sure that Debra had poisoned herself in order to frame Hannah, and I was terribly disappointed to find out that it was as straightforward as it was. It’s just as Dexter surmised. Why make that so obvious? If Debra had poisoned herself, the episode could’ve continued on more or less the same track, but we’d have more respect for Debra.
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4. Speaking of Dead-End Plotlines — Quinn? That’s it? He gets involved with a stripper and the mob, shoots George Novikov, and then his stripper girlfriend dumps him and skips town? There are no repercussions? He shot a guy, framed it to look like self defense, and he … gets away with it? It just goes to show how the whole Ukranian mob plot-line was nothing more than a side diversion in season seven, space filler. The only scene in last night’s episode involving Quinn was when he hit on Angel’s sister.
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7. TWIST — The one twist in the entire episode was, again, unpredictable only in its obviousness. Any number of scenarios could’ve made that more interesting. For instance, if Debra had struck out on her own and killed LaGuerta to protect Dexter. Or if Hannah had somehow gotten involved and murdered LaGuerta to protect Dexter. Or if LaGuerta or Hannah had shot Debra, or if Dexter had chosen Hannah over Debra. Anything other than Debra breaking down and ultimately choosing her brother over LaGuerta, who she shot, and whose dead body she sobbed over, which was probably the most surprising turn in the whole episode.
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8. They Got Away With It? — That’s it? Season over? They shoot LaGuerta and walk away? You’re going to tell me they somehow cleaned up that scene and made it look like a shoot-out between Estrada and LaGuerta, even though it was Debra’s bullet that killed LaGuerta. That was a sloppy, irresolute ending.

