BESIDES 'kick his ass seabass'
mine is:
"Hey guys, oh, big gulps huh? All right, well, see ya later."
mine is:
"Hey guys, oh, big gulps huh? All right, well, see ya later."
Favorite Dumb and Dumber Quotes
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"How was your day?"
"Not bad, fell off the jetway again"
"What's the matter, Harry? Some filly break your heart?"
"No, it was a girl"
"Not bad, fell off the jetway again"
"What's the matter, Harry? Some filly break your heart?"
"No, it was a girl"
"That John Denver is full of s***, man. "
"So you're saying there's a chance?"
Gasman?
How the hell they know I got gas?
Gasman?
How the hell they know I got gas?
"Pretty bird, yeah, can you say pretty bird? Pretty bird, yeah pretty bird... Polly want a cracker?"
"WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!"
"WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!"
Lloyd: So where are you headin'?
Mary: Aspen.
Lloyd: Hmmm, California! Beautiful!
Mary: Aspen.
Lloyd: Hmmm, California! Beautiful!
You can't triple stamp a double stamp!
I guess it's true what they say, "old people, though slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose! Don't you go dyin on me now."
from dumb and dumberer
HE SH*T EVERYWHERE!
HE SH*T EVERYWHERE!
I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Big Gulps huh?
Welp, see ya later!
Welp, see ya later!
I thought we were going to be together forever, then all of a sudden about 2 weeks later she sends me a John Deere letter.
What did it say?
Something about me not listening to her enough or something. I dunno, I wasn't really paying attention.
WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!!!
What did it say?
Something about me not listening to her enough or something. I dunno, I wasn't really paying attention.
WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!!!
Jef Daniels - Those your skis?
Girl - Yup
Jeff Daniels - Both of em?
Girl - Yup
Jeff Daniels - Both of em?
Can't believe my fav hasn't been posted yet:
quote:
We got no food, we got no jobs, OUR PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
midnightyell2003, got mine.
"I desperately want to make love to a school boy."
-Lloyd
-Lloyd
Harry - Nice set of Hooters.
Mary - Excuse me?
Harry - The Owls, they're beautiful
Mary - Excuse me?
Harry - The Owls, they're beautiful
Mary - Any unusual breeding?
Harry - No, mostly just doggy style
Harry - No, mostly just doggy style
What was all that one in a million talk?
-Lloyd
-Lloyd
Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.
Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.
ill ask it again. how does this movie not make the top 10 of all time?
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quote:
Harry: What's her last name? I'll look it up.
Lloyd: You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
Harry: Maybe it's on the briefcase.
Lloyd: Oh, yeah! It's right here.
[He reads the manufacturer's name, which is Samsonite]
Lloyd: Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.
I'm talkin about a little place called Aspen!
I don't know Lloyd, the French are as$holes
I don't know Lloyd, the French are as$holes
A place where the beer flows like wine.
Lloyd: "Tell her I'm good-looking and I'm rich and I have a rapist's wit."
just when i think you couldn't be any dumber, you go and pull a stunt like this........AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
still want to go to aspen?
OH YEAH!!
still want to go to aspen?
OH YEAH!!
Lots of mine are takin, but this is also one of my favs.
cop: pull the vehicle over, pull over!
Harry: No, it's a cardigan, thanks for noticing!
cop: pull the vehicle over, pull over!
Harry: No, it's a cardigan, thanks for noticing!
The "Big Gulps, eh?" quote is definitely my favorite.
These are all good ones too though
These are all good ones too though
quote:
Harry: So you got fired again, eh?
Lloyd: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, ya' know?
Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.
Lloyd: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Harry: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog.
quote:
Lloyd: Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.
Harry: But he blamed me. You heard him. Those were his last words.
Lloyd: Not if you count the gurgling sound.
quote:
Mary: Okay, how do you guys know each other?
Lloyd: We used to be best friends.
Harry: Yeah, until he turned into a back-stabber.
Lloyd: Me, a back-stabber? You've got a lot of nerve. You knew I was crazy about her!
Harry: Yeah, and you knew I was crazy about Fraida Felcher, and that didn't stop you, did it?
Lloyd: What do you mean?
Harry: "What do you mean?" Don't deny it, Lloyd. Fraida told me the whole sleazy story, Mr. French Tickler! I guess we both learned a little something about each other today.
Lloyd: You said it, pal. Maybe we're not as good of friends as we thought. I mean, if one beautiful girl can rip us apart, then maybe our friendship isn't worth a damn. Maybe we should call it quits right now.
Harry: You just tell me where to sign, bud.
Lloyd: Right on my ass after you kiss it!
Harry: You kiss mine! Both cheeks, both lips, right here!
Beside many that were already posted, I like this one too.
quote:
Lloyd: Excuse me, Flo?
[Harry and Lloyd crack up]
Lloyd: Flo, like the TV show. Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?
Flo, Waitress #1: It's the Soup of the Day.
Lloyd: Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that.
We don't have enough money to get to Aspen. We don't have enough money to get home. We don't have enough money to EAT. We don't have enough money to SLEEP.
This movie is great. Sometimes I forget how many great quotes there were.
Some of my favorites -
Yeah, we're in the Rockies.
She touched my leg
I sold a few things...
This is such a great movie.
Some of my favorites -
Yeah, we're in the Rockies.
She touched my leg
I sold a few things...
This is such a great movie.
"Just go man!"
That's warm.
That's warm.
Harry - Whoa, look at the buns on that one.
Lloyd - Yeah, he must work out.
Lloyd - Yeah, he must work out.
Thurman Merman
Taylor Hamm more rational than a lot of you right now
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gigemJTH12
3 weeks to prepare, yet no new creativity or at least a contingency plan on offense?
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JW
3 weeks to prepare, yet no new creativity or at least a contingency plan on offense?
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txaggie2012
Taylor Hamm more rational than a lot of you right now
in Billy Liucci's TexAgs Premium
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