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Athanasius
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10:32a, 6/26/26
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Thoughts?
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10:43a, 6/26/26
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It's ass, my dude
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10:51a, 6/26/26
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Sammich lotion.
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10:53a, 6/26/26
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Miracle hwip
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11:11a, 6/26/26
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Real mayonaise is the only way to go.
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11:29a, 6/26/26
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absolute abomination, should be banned
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11:43a, 6/26/26
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Isnt it just dessert mayonnaise?


Also, mayonnaise and miracle whip are disgusting
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In reply to Ginormus Ag • 11:48a, 6/26/26
Ginormus Ag said:
Sammich lotion.


It rubs the sammich lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
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In reply to Athanasius • 11:50a, 6/26/26
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Miracle Whip

Yo mama's like Miracle Whip. She spreads for bread!
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12:08p, 6/26/26
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Poor man's mayonnaise - literally

Though both of them are trash other than very limited applications
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12:17p, 6/26/26
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I can't be the only one who likes both...just depends on the sandwich
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In reply to Sticks&Stones • 12:19p, 6/26/26
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Sticks&Stones said:
I can't be the only one who likes both...just depends on the sandwich

Yes. Yes you can.
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In reply to Sticks&Stones • 1:08p, 6/26/26
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Sticks&Stones said:
I can't be the only one who likes both...just depends on the sandwich


Mayo on the outside of the bread, miracle hwip (or store brand hwipped dressing) on the inside
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1:33p, 6/26/26
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Miracle Whip is disgusting.

It was invented for people so poor they couldn't afford Mayonnaise. Think about that. People who eat Miracle Whip are universally awful cooks as well. Anybody that appreciates decent food could not put that devil's spunk in their mouth.
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1:34p, 6/26/26
Pootie Tang gotzk one...

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In reply to Sticks&Stones • 1:40p, 6/26/26
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Sticks&Stones said:
I can't be the only one who likes both...just depends on the sandwich

Never knew there was a difference until Texags told me I should hate it.
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In reply to FIDO*98* • 1:56p, 6/26/26
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FIDO*98* said:
Miracle Whip is disgusting.

It was invented for people so poor they couldn't afford Mayonnaise. Think about that. People who eat Miracle Whip are universally awful cooks as well.

Absolutely false. I cook very fine dishes incredibly well and I never follow a recipe.

Miracle Whip is better for BLTs and ham sandwiches.

I use mayonnaise for burgers and everything else.
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EastSideAg2002
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2:17p, 6/26/26
How is miracle whip on a s$# sandwich?
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2:22p, 6/26/26
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Haven't touched the stuff since I was growing up. My mom still eats MW.

No thank you.

I can handle a little bit of mayo but not really my jam either. I'll put a little on tuna fish, and maybe a smidge on a burger if it looks dry.
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In reply to EastSideAg2002 • 3:17p, 6/26/26
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EastSideAg2002 said:
How is miracle whip on a s$# sandwich?


Ask Sticks&Stones. Apparently that dude will eat anything and call it good
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3:43p, 6/26/26
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-_-
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In reply to Sticks&Stones • 3:52p, 6/26/26
You're here

How is Miracle Whip on a s%& sandwich?
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In reply to toucan82 • 4:23p, 6/26/26
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toucan82 said:
You're here

How is Miracle Whip on a s%& sandwich?

Dude, I've told you a hundred times...I'm not eating anything your wife makes.
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4:57p, 6/26/26
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Miracle whip is ok, mayo is better. Simple as.
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5:39p, 6/26/26
Miracle Whip > Mayonnaise
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6:55p, 6/26/26
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Both are terrible.
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7:57p, 6/26/26
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Mayo is great, Miracle Whip sucks.
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8:30p, 6/26/26
Imagine a world where you can tell the difference and eat either one.

*Vomit* but also who cares? We have seen countless foreigners here in the last 2 weeks that have never had ranch.
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In reply to deer corn • 12:33a, 6/27/26
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deer corn said:
Imagine a world where you can tell the difference and eat either one.

*Vomit* but also who cares? We have seen countless foreigners here in the last 2 weeks that have never had ranch.

And bless their ignorance for having withstood that long without understanding the rancid and horrid taste which is ranch.
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In reply to abileneag09 • 12:34a, 6/27/26
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abileneag09 said:
Both are terrible.

I didn't like either until like my mid 20's. Weird.
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In reply to Sticks&Stones • 1:29a, 6/27/26
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Sticks&Stones said:
I use mayonnaise for burgers and everything else.

"That's right; you're not from Texas." Lyle Lovett
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7:55a, 6/27/26
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Sugar in mayo is as disgusting as putting sugar in bread at the Texas Roadhouse. I just want plain mayo and plain bread. I once went to the Salt Grass and ordered shrimp.....they covered the shrimp in pepper, so I made them take it back....
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In reply to Thaddeus73 • 8:00a, 6/27/26
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Thaddeus73 said:
Sugar in mayo is as disgusting as putting sugar in bread at the Texas Roadhouse. I just want plain mayo and plain bread. I once went to the Salt Grass and ordered shrimp.....they covered the shrimp in pepper, so I made them take it back....


How dare you besmirch the Roadhouse rolls. And peppered shrimp is best shrimp.
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