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Something illegal you've always wanted to do but never did
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Well, the coke part is.....Canyon Lake Agbu94 said:But, is that even illegal?StinkyPinky said:Let me help you since you seem to need some help with the hypothetical.Canyon Lake Agbu94 said:
I may be the only one on Texags that hasn't done this, but Coke off ofa hot hookersSydeny Sweeney's backside.
Never pay taxes. Like ever. It i had my gross income, I would have a lake house, boats and jet skis.
Insider trading.
Burdizzo said:
Smoke pot.
(Yes, I have been so drunk I couldn't remember my name (uncounted occasions), but I have never smoked pot.)
Hang out with Rotan and you can fulfill this fantasy…
Canyon Lake Agbu94 said:
I may be the only one on Texags that hasn't done this, but Coke off of a hot hookers backside.
Asking for a friend, but what if she's not a hooker and it's off her boobs?
Still count?
Fins Up! said:
I'm impressed! I do watch too much Moonshiners
Edit: And by the way, your name checks out.
I have never watched the show but it definitely has a Cocke County vibe from the commercials. Maybe that area up around Royal Blue where the locals say "don't go up there."
So when I first moved to Knoxville we did a lot of kayaking and camping all over. I tried some shine and it was swill, but man it gave a great buzz. I think the molecular structure of the alcohol is different. They sell shine in Gatlinburg now, but it isn't the real stuff. The real stuff makes you VERY mellow. Normally I would drink a half a mason jar during a night camping, and it was the real stuff mixed with welch's grape juice concentrate. Don't add water, just Shine and concentrated jelly juice. I'm not a big weed guy so while everyone was passing the dutchie, I was sipping the swill.
Well my "supplier" was a great dude. He literally had an old cadillac and literally had a full dressed big old Harley. I heard from others that he could really ride and the rumor was that he had one of the fastest times ever on the tail of the dragon on that big ol Harley. He would hit the 318 turns with sparks flying off the chrome and take a lot of money from Ninja boys from Florida that could ride 180 mph on a straightaway but left chicken strips 3 inches wide on their tires when it was time for a turn.
My supplier also sold decent enough homemade jerky and probably a bunch of other stuff as well.
Well he died.
He rode up the road by all the car dealerships, drunk as hell, and lost control into the mercedes lot. Went out in a million dollar blaze of mercedes parts and Harley. They said he hit those cars about 120-130 mph.
So some people (friends, not saying I was involved) decided to make their own. Again, not saying I was a part of it.
Jimmy 1 came up with the aquarium idea. It was one of the most inspired pieces of genius I have ever witnessed. An epiphany. Divine inspiration. He threw out the idea and I was just like, "Yep. That is a good idea." The swill taste comes from the stuff you don't distill away, we would get it clean and add out own taste. F ing genious.
The filtering and charcoal pipe came from someone. Jimmy 2 knew a lot about stuff so it was probably him. He collected Muscadines, he gathered wild honey, he would find paw-paws during paw-paw season. He just knew how to live in East Tennessee. You want blackberries, Jimmy2 knew a spot. You want to find a transmission for a 1999 Lexur R300? Ask Jimmy2. He was who taught me when bees will sting you and when they won't. We were swarmed one time and he just said, "don't worry and don't kill any and they won't sting." I gave him my best WTFudge look and he said "wrong time of year, they don't sting now." Sure enough I don't think anyone got stung. Jimmy 2 knew some stuff.
Everybody in East TN knew about sugar shine. The boys up in Cocke County would squeeze corn but it is dirty. They also made meth and crank. Know why they call it crank? Because they would hide it in the crank case of the Harley when they hit the road to sell it.
Anyway someone (not saying I was involved) put together the aquarium still, condenser, etc and we dialed it in (I mean they dialed it in, or someone dialed it in, not saying I was involved). After running it through the filter it was pretty dang good. Oak Barrel taste. Someone thought testing was wise so someone got a specific gravity tester. People experimented with teh wood for the charcoal, we tried different Mashes, it was good old fun.
When mixed with the grape it was just so easy to drink. The system took a long while to produce but there was no typical shine harshness. Normally shine tastes like mixing medicine with.... I don't have any idea what. But that aquarium shine was demure... delightful... relaxing.
All this reminiscing has me REALLY wanting to put together a setup and get it dialed in. There is nothing like kayaking all day, camping with 15 of your friends that night, and sipping on the grape goddess. I can literally remember that mellow as I sit here 15-20 years later.
Thanks for bringing this up. I needed this memory.
What memory?
You weren't involved.
You weren't involved.
Gilligan said:Canyon Lake Agbu94 said:
I may be the only one on Texags that hasn't done this, but Coke off of a hot hookers backside.
Asking for a friend, but what if she's not a hooker and it's off her boobs?
Still count?
I'll allow it!
We stole one for Tara Ct and another for Sterling St in College Station for two of my friends over a year's time. Came really close to getting caught on the 2nd one.vmiaptetr said:
Steal a street sign.
The number of times I've been invited to 'take a bump' or 'pass the coke plate' is too numerous to count, which is ironic when you consider I don't party. I worked in different clubs during the Great Recession and still have friends in the business, but I don't partake.Canyon Lake Agbu94 said:
I may be the only one on Texags that hasn't done this, but Coke off of a hot hookers backside.
Live in a smaller town and typically when the cops stop for lunch or the evening meal, they all stop. Kind of stupid to take everyone off patrol so they can eat all at the same time. At the Chinese food place, the parking is such that the vehicles face the restaurant, but at the other place they frequent, the parking is such that the sides of the cars face the restaurant. Generally 4 to 7 vehicles.
I have always wanted to slip between the cars and cut the valve stems, front and back, on each car so that each car has two flats. Then call in some sort of fake alarm then sit and watch them run out, get in their cars, then figure out they have two flats to deal with.
Of course, I can't do that as I would be in serious trouble if I got caught, but I can dream!
I have always wanted to slip between the cars and cut the valve stems, front and back, on each car so that each car has two flats. Then call in some sort of fake alarm then sit and watch them run out, get in their cars, then figure out they have two flats to deal with.
Of course, I can't do that as I would be in serious trouble if I got caught, but I can dream!
CaddoAggie96 said:
Insider trading.
So run for Congress
And if you flatten every cop car, what if there is a real emergency....one safe place said:
Live in a smaller town and typically when the cops stop for lunch or the evening meal, they all stop. Kind of stupid to take everyone off patrol so they can eat all at the same time. At the Chinese food place, the parking is such that the vehicles face the restaurant, but at the other place they frequent, the parking is such that the sides of the cars face the restaurant. Generally 4 to 7 vehicles.
I have always wanted to slip between the cars and cut the valve stems, front and back, on each car so that each car has two flats. Then call in some sort of fake alarm then sit and watch them run out, get in their cars, then figure out they have two flats to deal with.
Of course, I can't do that as I would be in serious trouble if I got caught, but I can dream!
It won't be one safe place anymore.
Gilligan said:Burdizzo said:
Smoke pot.
(Yes, I have been so drunk I couldn't remember my name (uncounted occasions), but I have never smoked pot.)
Hang out with Rotan and you can fulfill this fantasy…
Rotan drove that Cutlass in high school. One day after school let out and hardly anyone was there we went for spin. Drove halfway to Buda, turned around and headed back toward the school. Somewhere around Mountain City he put the hammer down, and by the time we hit the school zone we were doing over a hundred.
Fun times.
Stupid times.
Take random bags home from the airport. I'm honestly surprised this doesn't happen more often tbh. Hilarious to me that that one ****** nuclear waste guy got busted for it though.
A B'n E!
"Guy"???
Well he's a man, so......
I was never clear on that.
Burdizzo said:
Smoke pot.
(Yes, I have been so drunk I couldn't remember my name (uncounted occasions), but I have never smoked pot.)
It's illegal here in AL as it is in TX. But you can buy legal "weed" at the vape shops that's been harvested 10 days prior to when typical Marijuana is cut. Honestly, for me it hit harder than the "illegal" stuff
If you're around the right person and have some good stuff, it's a total game changer. It totally erases all my body pain and I deal with a lot. If you're depressed and you smoke some indica you'll probably have a huge cry which can be good or bad.
For the best experience.
1. Quality hybrid (there's a bazillion)
2. Take one hit. Take 10 min break. Take another hit
3. Smoke out of a 1 hitter
4. Have ice cold lemonade on hand as you smoke
5. Play some classic rock/any "stoner" music
Weed culture is gay
Aggie Dad 26 said:Burdizzo said:
Smoke pot.
(Yes, I have been so drunk I couldn't remember my name (uncounted occasions), but I have never smoked pot.)
It's illegal here in AL as it is in TX. But you can buy legal "weed" at the vape shops that's been harvested 10 days prior to when typical Marijuana is cut. Honestly, for me it hit harder than the "illegal" stuff
If you're around the right person and have some good stuff, it's a total game changer. It totally erases all my body pain and I deal with a lot. If you're depressed and you smoke some indica you'll probably have a huge cry which can be good or bad.
For the best experience.
1. Quality hybrid (there's a bazillion)
2. Take one hit. Take 10 min break. Take another hit
3. Smoke out of a 1 hitter
4. Have ice cold lemonade on hand as you smoke
5. Play some classic rock/any "stoner" music
Holy crap, this guy know what he's talking about. Perfect advice.
Hey Aggie Dad 26- are you referring to THCA with the "10 days prior" comment?
StinkyPinky said:Let me help you since you seem to need some help with the hypothetical.Canyon Lake Agbu94 said:
I may be the only one on Texags that hasn't done this, but Coke off ofa hot hookersSydeny Sweeney's backside.
I would rather do it off her tits, but different strokes I guess.
CoachtobeNamed$$$ said:
A B'n E!
I'm down.
Everything from GTA, Red Dead Redemption, and Forza Horizon. Fortunately those games exist so I do not have to do it in real life
It took me a second to realize you meant Sweeney's lungs, not a hooker's.Cromagnum said:StinkyPinky said:Let me help you since you seem to need some help with the hypothetical.Canyon Lake Agbu94 said:
I may be the only one on Texags that hasn't done this, but Coke off ofa hot hookersSydeny Sweeney's backside.
I would rather do it off her tits, but different strokes I guess.
Run guns. Always wanted to be the "gun guy" all the shady people turn to. Attached to no one, sought after by all.
Like this:
Like this:
Be an international jewel thief and heist the Hope diamond. I'm ambitous
vmiaptetr said:
Steal a street sign.
Been there and done that. Hung it in a tree of a police officers house.
That's a bold move, Cotton.
maroon barchetta said:
That's a bold move, Cotton.
Yep high school, Corpus Christi. Stop sign was loose. A couple of buddies and I pulled it up, threw it in the back of his truck, and hung it in a tree. It was obviously in the middle of the night. Not a drop of alcohol involved.
While I agree it's not about us. It's about helping Canyon Lake get better with his hypothetical. Don't want to rush it too much. Baby steps.Cromagnum said:StinkyPinky said:Let me help you since you seem to need some help with the hypothetical.Canyon Lake Agbu94 said:
I may be the only one on Texags that hasn't done this, but Coke off ofa hot hookersSydeny Sweeney's backside.
I would rather do it off her tits, but different strokes I guess.
Philo B 93 said:Aggie Dad 26 said:Burdizzo said:
Smoke pot.
(Yes, I have been so drunk I couldn't remember my name (uncounted occasions), but I have never smoked pot.)
It's illegal here in AL as it is in TX. But you can buy legal "weed" at the vape shops that's been harvested 10 days prior to when typical Marijuana is cut. Honestly, for me it hit harder than the "illegal" stuff
If you're around the right person and have some good stuff, it's a total game changer. It totally erases all my body pain and I deal with a lot. If you're depressed and you smoke some indica you'll probably have a huge cry which can be good or bad.
For the best experience.
1. Quality hybrid (there's a bazillion)
2. Take one hit. Take 10 min break. Take another hit
3. Smoke out of a 1 hitter
4. Have ice cold lemonade on hand as you smoke
5. Play some classic rock/any "stoner" music
Holy crap, this guy know what he's talking about. Perfect advice.
Hey Aggie Dad 26- are you referring to THCA with the "10 days prior" comment?
Yes ma'am/sir. The stuff I bought was THCA, and I purchased it days after I made my "Gummies" thread here in the GB that was recently bumped. Oddly enough, I still have some of that stuff left over. I gave 75% of it away. I'm not an everyday smoker
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