Steal a street sign.
General Jack D. Ripper said:
A complicated heist filled with double and triple crosses that leaves me wealthy beyond my wildest dreams.
Let me help you since you seem to need some help with the hypothetical.Canyon Lake Agbu94 said:
I may be the only one on Texags that hasn't done this, but Coke off ofa hot hookersSydeny Sweeney's backside.
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With four seconds left before halftime and the Wildcats leading 42-7, Lankow a UA senior ran onto the field dressed as a game official, whistled a play dead, yelled "ball, ball, ball," attempted to grab the football from the umpire and then bolted from midfield to the north end zone while simultaneously ripping his costume off to reveal a Speedo.
This was a Halloween prank from the then-senior. He bought a ref outfit from the costume store across the street. He counterfeited an all-access field pass using Microsoft Paint.
Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:
keep the fruit of my labor without having it taken from me by the threat of violence to buy votes from deadbeats and to expend it for purposes I find abhorrent.
dabo man said:
I think playing football referee like this University of Arizona student did would be pretty darned fun.
Pac-12 Is Dead, So Let's Revisit That One Time An Arizona Student Dressed Like A Ref, Blew A Play Dead And Ignited A Massive Brawl
https://www.outkick.com/ncaaf/pac-12-is-dead-so-lets-revisit-that-one-time-an-arizona-student-dressed-like-a-ref-blew-a-play-dead-and-ignited-a-massive-brawlQuote:
With four seconds left before halftime and the Wildcats leading 42-7, Lankow a UA senior ran onto the field dressed as a game official, whistled a play dead, yelled "ball, ball, ball," attempted to grab the football from the umpire and then bolted from midfield to the north end zone while simultaneously ripping his costume off to reveal a Speedo.
This was a Halloween prank from the then-senior. He bought a ref outfit from the costume store across the street. He counterfeited an all-access field pass using Microsoft Paint.
Spicy McHaggis said:
Your mom
But, is that even illegal?StinkyPinky said:Let me help you since you seem to need some help with the hypothetical.Canyon Lake Agbu94 said:
I may be the only one on Texags that hasn't done this, but Coke off ofa hot hookersSydeny Sweeney's backside.
Moral High Horse said:
While waiting at an intersection I'll often see panhandlers doing their thing and they leave their backpacks, bags, whatever right at the edge of the curb. When traffic starts to move I often get the urge to just lower my window, grab the bag and take off.
Fair question, I suppose it depends if it's your coke or hers. But if I'm fiddling with a naked Sydney Sweeney I don't care one iota about legality status.Canyon Lake Agbu94 said:But, is that even illegal?StinkyPinky said:Let me help you since you seem to need some help with the hypothetical.Canyon Lake Agbu94 said:
I may be the only one on Texags that hasn't done this, but Coke off ofa hot hookersSydeny Sweeney's backside.
Such absolute gold!the most cool guy said:dabo man said:
I think playing football referee like this University of Arizona student did would be pretty darned fun.
Pac-12 Is Dead, So Let's Revisit That One Time An Arizona Student Dressed Like A Ref, Blew A Play Dead And Ignited A Massive Brawl
https://www.outkick.com/ncaaf/pac-12-is-dead-so-lets-revisit-that-one-time-an-arizona-student-dressed-like-a-ref-blew-a-play-dead-and-ignited-a-massive-brawlQuote:
With four seconds left before halftime and the Wildcats leading 42-7, Lankow a UA senior ran onto the field dressed as a game official, whistled a play dead, yelled "ball, ball, ball," attempted to grab the football from the umpire and then bolted from midfield to the north end zone while simultaneously ripping his costume off to reveal a Speedo.
This was a Halloween prank from the then-senior. He bought a ref outfit from the costume store across the street. He counterfeited an all-access field pass using Microsoft Paint.
That's still one of my favorite videos of all time. The way he runs out in his capri pants waving his hands to stop the clock, and then goes up to the other refs like he's going to discuss something with them. Cracks me up every time.
OOPSvmiaptetr said:
Steal a street sign.
Fins Up! said:
I've always wanted to make moonshine. Good moonshine.
That's only if you're a granddaddy who comes to town once a yearTree Hugger said:
I thought all you needed was 100 pounds of yeast and some copper line?
Tree Hugger said:
I thought all you needed was 100 pounds of yeast and some copper line?