Something illegal you've always wanted to do but never did

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Steal a street sign.
Marsh
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I really want to become a congressman and use insider knowledge to make a **** ton of money on the stock exchange.


Oh wait, you said something "illegal"
General Jack D. Ripper
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A complicated heist filled with double and triple crosses that leaves me wealthy beyond my wildest dreams.
I wish I was a messenger, and all the news was good. Eddie V.
maroon barchetta
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General Jack D. Ripper said:

A complicated heist filled with double and triple crosses that leaves me wealthy beyond my wildest dreams.


Does it involve Denise Richards?
ARKY AGGIE
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Drive my racecar on the highway!
BTHO bacon bits!!!
Ragnar Danneskjoldd
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keep the fruit of my labor without having it taken from me by the threat of violence to buy votes from deadbeats and to expend it for purposes I find abhorrent.
jwoodmd
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Train station some people
Spicy McHaggis
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Your mom
TecRecAg
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I'm sure I've mumbled something about doing illegal activities to people who bulldog in traffic
Canyon Lake Agbu94
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I may be the only one on Texags that hasn't done this, but Coke off of a hot hookers backside.
Moral High Horse
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While waiting at an intersection I'll often see panhandlers doing their thing and they leave their backpacks, bags, whatever right at the edge of the curb. When traffic starts to move I often get the urge to just lower my window, grab the bag and take off.
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Canyon Lake Agbu94 said:

I may be the only one on Texags that hasn't done this, but Coke off of a hot hookers Sydeny Sweeney's backside.
Let me help you since you seem to need some help with the hypothetical.
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I think playing football referee like this University of Arizona student did would be pretty darned fun.

Pac-12 Is Dead, So Let's Revisit That One Time An Arizona Student Dressed Like A Ref, Blew A Play Dead And Ignited A Massive Brawl
https://www.outkick.com/ncaaf/pac-12-is-dead-so-lets-revisit-that-one-time-an-arizona-student-dressed-like-a-ref-blew-a-play-dead-and-ignited-a-massive-brawl
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With four seconds left before halftime and the Wildcats leading 42-7, Lankow a UA senior ran onto the field dressed as a game official, whistled a play dead, yelled "ball, ball, ball," attempted to grab the football from the umpire and then bolted from midfield to the north end zone while simultaneously ripping his costume off to reveal a Speedo.

This was a Halloween prank from the then-senior. He bought a ref outfit from the costume store across the street. He counterfeited an all-access field pass using Microsoft Paint.

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Holy crap, that's hilarious! Can't believe I've never heard of this.
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Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

keep the fruit of my labor without having it taken from me by the threat of violence to buy votes from deadbeats and to expend it for purposes I find abhorrent.


EOT
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dabo man said:

I think playing football referee like this University of Arizona student did would be pretty darned fun.

Pac-12 Is Dead, So Let's Revisit That One Time An Arizona Student Dressed Like A Ref, Blew A Play Dead And Ignited A Massive Brawl
https://www.outkick.com/ncaaf/pac-12-is-dead-so-lets-revisit-that-one-time-an-arizona-student-dressed-like-a-ref-blew-a-play-dead-and-ignited-a-massive-brawl
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With four seconds left before halftime and the Wildcats leading 42-7, Lankow a UA senior ran onto the field dressed as a game official, whistled a play dead, yelled "ball, ball, ball," attempted to grab the football from the umpire and then bolted from midfield to the north end zone while simultaneously ripping his costume off to reveal a Speedo.

This was a Halloween prank from the then-senior. He bought a ref outfit from the costume store across the street. He counterfeited an all-access field pass using Microsoft Paint.



That's still one of my favorite videos of all time. The way he runs out in his capri pants waving his hands to stop the clock, and then goes up to the other refs like he's going to discuss something with them. Cracks me up every time.
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Spicy McHaggis said:

Your mom



What if she is naturalized?
Canyon Lake Agbu94
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StinkyPinky said:

Canyon Lake Agbu94 said:

I may be the only one on Texags that hasn't done this, but Coke off of a hot hookers Sydeny Sweeney's backside.
Let me help you since you seem to need some help with the hypothetical.
But, is that even illegal?
vin1041
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Shoot at the slow car driving in the left lane?
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56 in a 55

So tempting...but just can't do it...
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Moral High Horse said:

While waiting at an intersection I'll often see panhandlers doing their thing and they leave their backpacks, bags, whatever right at the edge of the curb. When traffic starts to move I often get the urge to just lower my window, grab the bag and take off.

That's the way lice and bedbugs travel.
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Canyon Lake Agbu94 said:

StinkyPinky said:

Canyon Lake Agbu94 said:

I may be the only one on Texags that hasn't done this, but Coke off of a hot hookers Sydeny Sweeney's backside.
Let me help you since you seem to need some help with the hypothetical.
But, is that even illegal?
Fair question, I suppose it depends if it's your coke or hers. But if I'm fiddling with a naked Sydney Sweeney I don't care one iota about legality status.
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the most cool guy said:

dabo man said:

I think playing football referee like this University of Arizona student did would be pretty darned fun.

Pac-12 Is Dead, So Let's Revisit That One Time An Arizona Student Dressed Like A Ref, Blew A Play Dead And Ignited A Massive Brawl
https://www.outkick.com/ncaaf/pac-12-is-dead-so-lets-revisit-that-one-time-an-arizona-student-dressed-like-a-ref-blew-a-play-dead-and-ignited-a-massive-brawl
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With four seconds left before halftime and the Wildcats leading 42-7, Lankow a UA senior ran onto the field dressed as a game official, whistled a play dead, yelled "ball, ball, ball," attempted to grab the football from the umpire and then bolted from midfield to the north end zone while simultaneously ripping his costume off to reveal a Speedo.

This was a Halloween prank from the then-senior. He bought a ref outfit from the costume store across the street. He counterfeited an all-access field pass using Microsoft Paint.



That's still one of my favorite videos of all time. The way he runs out in his capri pants waving his hands to stop the clock, and then goes up to the other refs like he's going to discuss something with them. Cracks me up every time.
Such absolute gold!
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vmiaptetr said:

Steal a street sign.
OOPS

Did that
Burdizzo
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Smoke pot.

(Yes, I have been so drunk I couldn't remember my name (uncounted occasions), but I have never smoked pot.)
Fins Up!
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I've always wanted to make moonshine. Good moonshine.
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Fins Up! said:

I've always wanted to make moonshine. Good moonshine.

Here are the keys I learned as a former TN resident. I am not saying I have done this, but somehow I know some of the most important things and I know this can all be done in any two story home.


1. You want to make sugar shine, not whiskey. Corn has tons of bacteria and must be brought to much higher temps when making your mash/mix. Sugar shine can be kept clean pretty easily. It is technically rum. Corn (whiskey) is inherently dirty. Potato shine tastes horrible.

2. Before rolling your copper tube into a condenser, fill the tube with sand. If you don't it will crimp and crack, making it worthless. Getting the sand out sucks but it is the only way.

3. Use an aquarium instead of a still. Stills get too hot and evaporate both the alcohol and the water/mash. With an aquarium you can bring the temp to 78.5 - 82.5 degrees and you will have very little water in the evap. You will still get some in the cooling process, but your product will be quite pure. Send it through a second time and you can get around 150-170 proof. Watch it if you make it that strong, shine has different qualities than commercial alcohol and drinkers will have a face to face with Jesus if they drink that stuff at 170 proof.

4. Charcoal filter... Make your own charcoal with the wood of choice. Get a 20 foot pvc pipe with two end caps. Make charcoal by burning the wood then starving it of oxygen. Use this clean charcoal to fill your tube Cap both ends and drill holes in both ends. Run the charcoal pipe down the staircase (why you need a two story home) Product goes in the top and comes out the bottom with all impurities removed and a smooth woody flavor.

5. Get a specific gravity tester to test your proof/alcohol percentage. Once you have that you can do some basic math to know how much to water it down with welches grape juice, Apple, etc. You want the end result to be in the 60-80 proof range.

6. Final product goes in Mason jars and it is to be sold from the trunk of your car, preferably an 80's Cadillac. $15 a jar sounds about right and you get extra points for selling homemade beef jerky, Muscadine grapes, or wild honey
maroon barchetta
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You know stuff.
Fins Up!
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I'm impressed! I do watch too much Moonshiners

Edit: And by the way, your name checks out.
Tree Hugger
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I thought all you needed was 100 pounds of yeast and some copper line?
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Tree Hugger said:

I thought all you needed was 100 pounds of yeast and some copper line?
That's only if you're a granddaddy who comes to town once a year
Fins Up!
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Tree Hugger said:

I thought all you needed was 100 pounds of yeast and some copper line?


You learned a thing or two from Charlie, don't you know…
Backyard Gator
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How do we handle revenooers?
jwhaby
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Steal a fully loaded beer truck.
Aggie Dad 26
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Cocaine. Never have. Probably never will


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Run from the police in my car. I did a quick down shift and floored it years ago, then let off. The officer wasn't impressed and I denied it.
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