You're being sold as an action figure…

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713nervy
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2:53p, 1/18/24
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You're being sold as an action figure. What two accessories do you come with?
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Ragnar Danneskjoldd
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2:54p, 1/18/24
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my wife's purse
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THE_CHOSEN_ONE
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2:58p, 1/18/24
A beer and a gun
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3:08p, 1/18/24
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2 vape pens
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3:22p, 1/18/24
A dog. I don't need another accessory.
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3:24p, 1/18/24
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None.

Didn't you read the fine print - "accessories sold separately".
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Kool
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3:29p, 1/18/24
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A surgical knife in one hand.
Hopefully a wallet as well. Because if someone is going to be using my Name, Image, and Likeness, I sure as hell better be getting paid for it.
Respect my decision!
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3:33p, 1/18/24
A flamethrower and some ninja stars
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3:54p, 1/18/24
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Golf clubs and a Bluetooth speaker
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4:00p, 1/18/24
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None.

I AM the accessory...

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maroon barchetta
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In reply to Kool • 4:44p, 1/18/24
Kool said:
A surgical knife in one hand.
Hopefully a wallet as well. Because if someone is going to be using my Name, Image, and Likeness, I sure as hell better be getting paid for it.
Respect my decision!


Knife?

You aren't using the DaVinci for all those surgeries?
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4:53p, 1/18/24
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Microchip scanner and headlamp.
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maroon barchetta
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In reply to BaitShack • 4:55p, 1/18/24
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Microchip scanner and headlamp.


Jake and Amanda
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4:56p, 1/18/24
AG
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4:57p, 1/18/24
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I figured a truck wouldn't qualify as an accessory.
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5:00p, 1/18/24
A crackpipe and an Allsups burrito.
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5:01p, 1/18/24
Do pronouns count as an accessory?
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5:25p, 1/18/24
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Dong and a cowboy hat
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5:34p, 1/18/24
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A taco in one hand and margarita in the other.
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In reply to HillCountry15 • 5:44p, 1/18/24
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They do not.
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7:19p, 1/18/24
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A Weber kettle grill and an ice chest of Shiners
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The Dog Lord
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7:32p, 1/18/24
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I only need one thing: Physician's Desk Reference……….Hollowed out. Inside, waterproof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket, and in case I get bored, "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." No, "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban."
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7:35p, 1/18/24
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Nervy Barbie (because the patriarchy says so) likely comes with a glass dong from Mexico or similar and a Whoopie cushion
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In reply to The Dog Lord • 7:40p, 1/18/24
The Dog Lord said:
I only need one thing: Physician's Desk Reference……….Hollowed out. Inside, waterproof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket, and in case I get bored, "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." No, "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban."
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In reply to 713nervy • 8:16p, 1/18/24
Mind reading
Honesty belt

Anything else would expose me as a superhero and I hate attention.
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In reply to 713nervy • 8:24p, 1/18/24
713nervy said:
You're being sold as an action figure. What two accessories do you come with?
Does a "pair" count as one or two accessories?
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In reply to jwoodmd • 8:54p, 1/18/24
jwoodmd said:
713nervy said:
You're being sold as an action figure. What two accessories do you come with?
Does a "pair" count as one or two accessories?

One if they're turtle doves.
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8:59p, 1/18/24
Astroglide and a sock
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9:02p, 1/18/24
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My dick and a box.
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In reply to EFE • 9:45p, 1/18/24
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EFE said:
Nervy Barbie (because the patriarchy says so) likely comes with a glass dong from Mexico or similar and a Whoopie cushion

I was having a hard time coming up with a second item and a whoopie cushion is PERFECT!

A whoopie cushion and a Kindle. That's my answer. Perf!
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A book and a bandana
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10:37p, 1/18/24
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Action EFE comes with a grapefruit and a can of snuff
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8:00a, 1/19/24
Hookers and blow.

------Hunter
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