Grill spatula and a bottle of bourbon

A bong, a bag, and a lighter

That's three things because any two of them are useless without the third

Pilot headphones and a Rush album.

The Kraken said:

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Pilot headphones and a Rush album.

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1. Bottle of THC gummies
2. A fleshlight

both balls

An undated College Football National Championship Plaque.

Wait that was for Jimbo.

For me? Dunce cap maybe?

Jumbo sized coffee mug and a canvas American Eagle messenger bag from the mid-2000s that is somehow now considered "vintage."

Be sure to pick up additional fun accessories such as:
The "Too Many Cars Pack" A brand new (looking) 2000 Toyota Celica GT-S and a 1970 F-100 that may or may not run when you try to start it! Enjoy the fun of DIY car maintenance with the included set of tools along with a "really fun words" add-on for those times when bolts are stuck.
*10mm socket intentionally not included

"Single Parenting Fun Pack" Was your 'Fife' having too much of a social life? Take care of that problem with these two little kids! They come along with fun activities like daily homework to deal with and a bunch of stuffed animals and toys to scatter around everywhere.Whether it's "I'm hungry for something," "one of them hitting the other," or "I just wanna hug you!" they'll be sure to cause interruptions every half hour. Also included is a bottle of flavored vodka for when they've finally gone to sleep in the evening.

I'm surprised nobody went with this

A coffee tumbler and a big mom purse with everything kids need.

Sea Speed said:

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How dare you OP, we aren't just objects for people to play with. Way to objectify everyone on this board.

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You're not, but your action figure is. Duhhhhh

A scalpel, ronguers, forceps, and PPE.

I honestly don't know anymore and I'm having a little bit of an existential crisis about it.

swimmerbabe11 said:

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I honestly don't know anymore and I'm having a little bit of an existential crisis about it.

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A bottle of wine and a hair clip, duh!

swimmerbabe11 said:

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I honestly don't know anymore and I'm having a little bit of an existential crisis about it.

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A pair of flippers and a missing dog poster?

sounds about right

a light bulb and a blue parachute.

THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:

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swimmerbabe11 said:

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I honestly don't know anymore and I'm having a little bit of an existential crisis about it.

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A pair of flippers and a missing dog poster?

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Dammit boy.

glad you are having fun.

swimmerbabe11 said:

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glad you are having fun.

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I'm not the one who is breaking your balls sweetheart, don't get mad at me.

Eliminatus said:

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None.

I AM the accessory...

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Infinity doesn't looks deep as presumed.

A bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon and a katana, because why the hell not