I turned down Chuck Norris for lunch.Tanya 93 said:
Gotten Mardi Gras beads from Chuck Norris
I turned down Chuck Norris for lunch.Tanya 93 said:
Gotten Mardi Gras beads from Chuck Norris
Southlake said:I turned down Chuck Norris for lunch.Tanya 93 said:
Gotten Mardi Gras beads from Chuck Norris
normaleagle05 said:
I've been attacked by a swarm of ladybugs.
Those mfers are like fire ants. They get all over you and then all bite at once. But ladybugs bite like a small dog.
I hate ladybugs.
jonb02 said:
I once served senator Phil Gramm his dinner at a fundraiser held in The Zone when it was brand new. I was in the corps at the time and working at Duncan. This was circa 2000.
Ryan the Temp said:
I once was Sir Elton John's driver when he came to Houston. Right before he got on his plane to leave he grabbed me and kissed me right on the mouth.
Ryan the Temp said:
One more - I was in Bob Gates' office when he told the Chair of the Board of Regents he was firing RC Slocum.
Quantum Entanglement said:
I bought a henway.
Ever go on a snipe hunt and catch a jackalope?Quantum Entanglement said:
I bought a henway.
15-20 lbsQuantum Entanglement said:
What's a henwey?