Tanya 93 said:

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Gotten Mardi Gras beads from Chuck Norris

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I turned down Chuck Norris for lunch.

Southlake said:

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Tanya 93 said:

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Gotten Mardi Gras beads from Chuck Norris

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I turned down Chuck Norris for lunch.

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Good call. Seems like he'd be pretty stringy, even apart from the cannibalism thing.

What year was that?

Can't remember exactly but must have been 1978 or 1979.

Climbed the water tower one night in the small town I grew up in. There wasn't much to do there.

I've been attacked by a swarm of ladybugs.

Those mfers are like fire ants. They get all over you and then all bite at once. But ladybugs bite like a small dog.

I hate ladybugs.

I once served senator Phil Gramm his dinner at a fundraiser held in The Zone when it was brand new. I was in the corps at the time and working at Duncan. This was circa 2000.

normaleagle05 said:

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I've been attacked by a swarm of ladybugs.

Those mfers are like fire ants. They get all over you and then all bite at once. But ladybugs bite like a small dog.

I hate ladybugs.

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You are an aphid?

jonb02 said:

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I once served senator Phil Gramm his dinner at a fundraiser held in The Zone when it was brand new. I was in the corps at the time and working at Duncan. This was circa 2000.

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Poor guy was a prof here and then a Senator and they make him eat food from Duncan on a return visit?

He knew.

One more - I was in Bob Gates' office when he told the Chair of the Board of Regents he was firing RC Slocum.

Ryan the Temp said:

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One more - I was in Bob Gates' office when he told the Chair of the Board of Regents he was firing RC Slocum.

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Did you immediately run to Texags and spill the beans?

I don't think I was a regular poster back then.

I bought a henway.

Quantum Entanglement said:

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I bought a henway.

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Ran the London marathon. Twice.

What's a henwey?

Quantum Entanglement said:

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I bought a henway.

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Ever go on a snipe hunt and catch a jackalope?

Quantum Entanglement said:

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What's a henwey?

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15-20 lbs

I raced Danny Ainge to the fountain drink machine at am pm in Phoenix circa 1992-1993.He was annoyed af that I beat him.

Been punched in the face by Valentina Shevchenko (Women's Flyweight UFC Champion). It was a light punch while rolling (sparring) thankfully.

Polar Bear Plunge in Iceland.

Would FBI counterintelligence count?

Testified to the US Congress 15 times

Got a private tour of mission control at NASA.
Sat next to Huey Lewis on a Southwest Airlines flight.
Almost got run over in the airport by a vehicle transporting Yao Ming.
Gone through airport security with Carl Lewis and Danny Glover.
Came close to running into Chris Jericho while sprinting through the Charlotte airport.
Pretty sure Jeff Kent stole a bottle of water from me in the Denver airport when I wasn't looking.
Almost hit TJ Ford with a shopping cart at HEB.
Watched people jump off Trump tower in Chicago when they were filming one of the Transformers movies.
Been given dirty looks by the secret service multiple times in CS when in the presence of George H.W. Bush.
Attended a Metallica practice session.
Been punched in the face by a person I didn't say anything to.
Successfully turned down a side street and killed the lights to have law enforcement pass right by me after they got me speeding at night.