What's the worst movie you've ever watched.

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jkag89
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I'm assuming Passion of the Christ
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Lifeguard with a young Sam Elliott before he was cool.

The only movie I've ever walked out of.
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Wings of Desire. The fact that other smart peoples thought it was brilliant gave me an inferiority complex to go along with the mind numbing boredom.
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As a very unsmart person I love that movie and have the dvd lying around somewhere.
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SidetrackAg said:

coolerguy12 said:

Bone Tomahawk


I wanted to watch this. It has over 90% on rotten tomatoes
I liked it very much, and even have about 30 seconds of it burned into my brain. The same 30 seconds as everyone else.
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Paycheck with Ben Affleck.

Free Willy 2
maroon barchetta
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PoohAh97 said:

SidetrackAg said:

coolerguy12 said:

Bone Tomahawk


I wanted to watch this. It has over 90% on rotten tomatoes
I liked it very much, and even have about 30 seconds of it burned into my brain. The same 30 seconds as everyone else.


I haven't seen it. What 30 seconds is so special?
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Lost in Translation - walked out of the theater
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MooreTrucker said:

Lifeguard with a young Sam Elliott before he was cool.

The only movie I've ever walked out of.

Hot Malibu Summer

I will as a senior in HS and had a date with a sophomore. I walked us out after about 10 minutes. Only movie I ever walk out.
You may not be a moron, but some people think you are.
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Never walked out of a movie, but Natural Born Killers got me soooooooo close.

Garbage movie from a hack director.
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maroon barchetta said:

PoohAh97 said:

SidetrackAg said:

coolerguy12 said:

Bone Tomahawk


I wanted to watch this. It has over 90% on rotten tomatoes
I liked it very much, and even have about 30 seconds of it burned into my brain. The same 30 seconds as everyone else.


I haven't seen it. What 30 seconds is so special?
I watched it this morning while goofing around on the internet. Seemed like a loop of some cowboys wandering around in the desert / hills. They were attacked by Indians who were upset about an Indian burial ground.
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spring breakers was so bad, there was a poster on this forum that was actually talking about it being his favorite movie of the year. vehemently defended it. made me realize i could film myself taking a poop and there is someone out there that would revel in the artistry of my excrement.
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A movie I was utterly disappointed in, and as a self-professed nerd and should probably find something in it, but cannot.
2001 a space odyssey.

I realize its place in history as ground breaking for the visuals, but the actual story is a just stupid and has no meaning no matter how much its fan boys think it is so deep and you have to interpret in however you think and cannot be wrong, unless of course you think it is stupid.
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91_Aggie said:

A movie I was utterly disappointed in, and as a self-professed nerd and should probably find something in it, but cannot.
2001 a space odyssey.

I realize its place in history as ground breaking for the visuals, but the actual story is a just stupid and has no meaning no matter how much its fan boys think it is so deep and you have to interpret in however you think and cannot be wrong, unless of course you think it is stupid.


I felt the same thing about A Clockwork Orange. Hipsters live to talk about how deep it is and all the psychological impacts, but mostly I think Kubrick was just being weird Kubrick.
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Potcake said:

Made it halfway through One Hour Photo.
Put his thing in your mouth.
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So far I've done

Untamed heart
Bone tomahawk
Spring Breakers
Iron Sky
Battlefield Earth
Disaster Movie

Now I'm watching a Catherine Heigel movie One For The Money. It had terrible reviews on rotten tomatoes.
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Several come to mind, I'm sure I'll think of a few more.

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Belly
The Straight Story
The Wolf of Snow Hollow - didn't finish this one
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BaitShack said:

So far I've done

Untamed heart
Bone tomahawk
Spring Breakers
Iron Sky
Battlefield Earth
Disaster Movie

Now I'm watching a Catherine Heigel movie One For The Money. It had terrible reviews on rotten tomatoes.
now you have to tell us which ones are actually terrible
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BaitShack said:

So far I've done

Untamed heart
Bone tomahawk
Spring Breakers
Iron Sky
Battlefield Earth
Disaster Movie

Now I'm watching a Catherine Heigel movie One For The Money. It had terrible reviews on rotten tomatoes.


I'll admit I've never seen the flick because I'm not, you know, depraved, but I don't feel like an effort of this kind is valid without a screening of The Human Centipede.

Merry freakin' Christmas!
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Tanya 93
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Dracula dead and loving it
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Soul Plane
Eot
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Son of The Mask
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Stat Monitor Repairman said:

maroon barchetta said:

Spring Breakers

No amount of boobs could save that abomination of a movie. It was bad.

There are other direct-to-video movies that are complete trash but you expect that with direct-to-video.
John McClain's claim to fame.


The fat greasy one that covers the texans?
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Speed racer
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BaitShack said:

So far I've done

Untamed heart
Bone tomahawk
Spring Breakers
Iron Sky
Battlefield Earth
Disaster Movie

Now I'm watching a Catherine Heigel movie One For The Money. It had terrible reviews on rotten tomatoes.


See if you can make it all the way through Holy Mountain. Its the weirdest most ****ed up terrible pos movie ever. Took me several days to watch just because I wanted to say I did. I shouldn't have.
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Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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SidetrackAg said:

coolerguy12 said:

Bone Tomahawk


I wanted to watch this. It has over 90% on rotten tomatoes
Not sure why, it's terrible
In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.
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Siege of Fort Bismarck
It is better to light a flamethrower than to curse the darkness- Sir Terence Pratchett
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Sea Speed said:

Stat Monitor Repairman said:

maroon barchetta said:

Spring Breakers

No amount of boobs could save that abomination of a movie. It was bad.

There are other direct-to-video movies that are complete trash but you expect that with direct-to-video.
John McClain's claim to fame.


The fat greasy one that covers the texans?


Correct.

He plays a county judge in Florida. Does a pretty good job in his scene.
Dilettante
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The room
Rubber
Birdemic Shock and Terror
Megashark vs crocasaurus (starring Steve Urkle)
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Dilettante said:

The room
Rubber
Birdemic Shock and Terror
Megashark vs crocasaurus (starring Steve Urkle)



I have to give credit to "The Room". It's sooo bad, it's kinda good.
Get Off My Lawn
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Open Water. 79 minutes of people floating in water.
Get Off My Lawn
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Although, since Open Water was previously mentioned, I'll add in Crash.

182 expletives. Dozens of plot lines. 0 value.

A bunch of lefties pretended it was an insightful look at prejudice, but it was just a 5-10 min bit repackaged and repeated: "here a situation that plays into racial stereotypes... psyche! it's actually not, you bigot!"
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The only right answer to this question is Ghosts of Mars
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The Core. It's so cheesy, but I've watched it like 100 times
 
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