Blue plate for me.
White People: what's your go to Mayo brand?
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Last: 3 yr ago by jwright4288
****ing disgusting
I don't really eat mayo. Guess I'm not white.
Mayo is the devil's semen.
duke's
now, when you make a grilled cheese. use mayo instead of butter to toast it. thank me later.
now, when you make a grilled cheese. use mayo instead of butter to toast it. thank me later.
I'm white and mayo sucks
Made some from scratch for your mom iykwim
I keep Hellman's, Dukes, and Kewpie. I like Hellman's for sandwiches, dressings, and dips, Dukes for hot foods and potato/pasta salads, and Kewpie for Sriracha Mayo.
My mayo of choice is called mustard.
ITS A TRAP!!!!
Sneaky....trying to draw out the fatties.
Sneaky....trying to draw out the fatties.
Buy an immersion blender and make your own. Takes about five minutes.
FIDO*98* said:
I keep Hellman's, Dukes, and Kewpie. I like Hellman's for sandwiches, dressings, and dips, Dukes for hot foods and potato/pasta salads, and Kewpie for Sriracha Mayo.
Dude - You out Fido'd yourself with this post.
Well done!
Tell us your brand preference of Dijon mustard now.
Hellmans
Hwy30East said:
Hellmans
+1 for Hellmans. GTFO with that Kraft bull*****
Shakes the Clown said:FIDO*98* said:
I keep Hellman's, Dukes, and Kewpie. I like Hellman's for sandwiches, dressings, and dips, Dukes for hot foods and potato/pasta salads, and Kewpie for Sriracha Mayo.
Dude - You out Fido'd yourself with this post.
Well done!
Tell us your brand preference of Dijon mustard now.
False. He gave three suggestions inferior to making your own. He out-Tanya'd himself.
Dumb_Loggy said:Hwy30East said:
Hellmans
+1 for Hellmans. GTFO with that Kraft bull*****
This
Toasted Oaknut bread
Hellman's with Worcestershire mixed in
Sharp cheddar
Roast beef
You are welcome.
Hellman's with Worcestershire mixed in
Sharp cheddar
Roast beef
You are welcome.
three eggs, 3 tbsp apple cider vinegar, 1 tbsp salt, .5 tbsp pepper, 4.5 cups canola oil.
Slowly pour the canola oil into the rest of the ingredients in a food processor and voila' : Mayonnaise.
play around with seasonings and make it your own.
Slowly pour the canola oil into the rest of the ingredients in a food processor and voila' : Mayonnaise.
play around with seasonings and make it your own.
BurnetAggie99 said:
EOT
That is salad dressing, not mayo.BurnetAggie99 said:
you liking Mayo explains why you are weird AF.King moto moto said:
Blue plate for me.
Not what the label says...
Edit: until you read the bottom. Doh!
Edit: until you read the bottom. Doh!
Anyone else grow up white trash and not realize miracle whip and mayonnaise were different things until they got to college and became fancy?
my grandmother, RIP, used miracle whip as literal salad dressing. I know it says so on the jar I just assumed that was a misnomer.Beer Baron said:
Anyone else grow up white trash and not realize miracle whip and mayonnaise were different things until they got to college and became fancy?
I remember asking my mother why it said that and her being like "I don't know some people are weird eat your sandwich."
Guilty.Beer Baron said:
Anyone else grow up white trash and not realize miracle whip and mayonnaise were different things until they got to college and became fancy?
Mayo must have not less than 65 percent by weight of vegetable oil to be Mayo.
Miracle Whip shares a lot of the same ingredients but does not meet the - less than 65 percent by weight of vegetable oil. Has some oil but not near that amount. Also Miracle Whip has little more zing cause it has blend of spices, including mustard, paprika, and garlic. Mayo doesn't have the spices as Miracle Whip
Miracle Whip shares a lot of the same ingredients but does not meet the - less than 65 percent by weight of vegetable oil. Has some oil but not near that amount. Also Miracle Whip has little more zing cause it has blend of spices, including mustard, paprika, and garlic. Mayo doesn't have the spices as Miracle Whip
Beer Baron said:
Anyone else grow up white trash and not realize miracle whip and mayonnaise were different things until they got to college and became fancy?
My great grandmother would make us miracle whip and vienny weenie sandwiches for lunch because that's what the rich folk in town ate and she liked to spoil us kids
If I'm using it as a topping, I make my own. Homemade Mayo is better than any mustard. If I'm using it in something like chicken salad, I use Hellmans. I wouldn't give Miracle Whip to my dog.
Beer Baron said:
Anyone else grow up white trash and not realize miracle whip and mayonnaise were different things until they got to college and became fancy?
We didn't have mayo; only miracle whip. However, both of my parents, and both sets of grandparents, referred to Miracle Whip as Mayonnaise. So when I found out Miracle Whip and Mayonnaise were two different things it was a similar feeling to when I found out mom and dad were Santa. Mind complexly blown, and I felt totally duped.
Kraft
Same here. It was called mayonnaise at all times. I found out I'd been duped when my roommate had a fit and I thought he was just really brand-loyal to Hellman's.
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