Beer Baron said:
Dumb and dumber
Airplane
Happy Gilmore/billy Madison.
Christmas vacation
These are the only correct answers.
You forgot Eurotrip, so your answer there are obviously more correct answers
Most quoteable comedy?
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You forgot Eurotrip, so your answer there are obviously more correct answers
Three Amigos
Idiocracy
This Dude Abides said:****in A Man!ac04 said:
lebowski
On second thought Lebowski is easily my #1
Raisin Arizona is such a slept on classic!!
Jack Cheese said:EastSideAg2002 said:
The Jerk
It's the cans! He hates the cans!
Lord loves a working man. See a doctor and get rid of it. Never trust whitey.
Fathers Day with Robin Williams and Billy Crystal
Billy explaining to Robin about Lou Gehrig said " Lou Gehrig, you know he died from Lou Gehrigs disease."
Robin " Damn. what are the odds of that!"
Billy explaining to Robin about Lou Gehrig said " Lou Gehrig, you know he died from Lou Gehrigs disease."
Robin " Damn. what are the odds of that!"
Win At Life said:Jack Cheese said:sw@n said:Jack Cheese said:
How have we gotten this far with no mention of O Brother Where Art Thou?
We thought you was a toad?
Any of you boys smithies, or otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts?
Mah hair
Caddyshack
"Assistant greenskeeper about to become Masters champion"
"Excuse me, but if we kill all the golfers?"
"i don't think the hard stuffs gonna come for another hour"
"that's a peach 'hon"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"He must be king."
Airplane
"I picked a bad time to quit taking amphetamines"
"A broach, a pterodactyl"
Smokey and the Bandit
"If they'd have creamated the sumbi**h, I'd be kickin Mr Bandit's a** around the moon by now"
"Bank robber?! Bank robbin' is babtsh*t along side of what this guy's doin!"
"Assistant greenskeeper about to become Masters champion"
"Excuse me, but if we kill all the golfers?"
"i don't think the hard stuffs gonna come for another hour"
"that's a peach 'hon"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"He must be king."
Airplane
"I picked a bad time to quit taking amphetamines"
"A broach, a pterodactyl"
Smokey and the Bandit
"If they'd have creamated the sumbi**h, I'd be kickin Mr Bandit's a** around the moon by now"
"Bank robber?! Bank robbin' is babtsh*t along side of what this guy's doin!"
You two are as dumb as a bag of hammers.
They goan pull our paints down an paddle out BE-hinds. Paddle it ree haud.
Nah. I think it's more of a kick'n sit-chiation.
They goan pull our paints down an paddle out BE-hinds. Paddle it ree haud.
Nah. I think it's more of a kick'n sit-chiation.
I think a lot of you are confusing "funniest" with "most quotable". With most quotable, you are looking at lines from the movie that fit your everyday occurrences.
And thus Office Space, for anyone who works in any kind of tech field, is the hands down winner. I can quote that movie ten times a day at work and have perfect fits every time.
And thus Office Space, for anyone who works in any kind of tech field, is the hands down winner. I can quote that movie ten times a day at work and have perfect fits every time.
EastSideAg2002 said:Jack Cheese said:EastSideAg2002 said:
The Jerk
It's the cans! He hates the cans!
Lord loves a working man. See a doctor and get rid of it. Never trust whitey.
Got a voucher!
Better Off Dead!
"Man, it's a shame when people be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that"
"I'm sorry your Mom blew up, Ricky"
"Do you have any idea of the street value of this mountain"
"Go that way, really fast, if something gets in the way, turn"
"I want my two dollars!"
"Man, it's a shame when people be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that"
"I'm sorry your Mom blew up, Ricky"
"Do you have any idea of the street value of this mountain"
"Go that way, really fast, if something gets in the way, turn"
"I want my two dollars!"
People of integrity expect to be believed, when they're not, they let time prove them right.
Encino Man
Way to make everyone R-U-N-N-O-F-T
Hadn't seen Office Space mentioned yet
Show her my O face
2 chicks at the same time
Case of the Mondays
Federal pound me in the a** prison
Yeah hi
I was told I could listen the the radio at a reasonable volume
Show her my O face
2 chicks at the same time
Case of the Mondays
Federal pound me in the a** prison
Yeah hi
I was told I could listen the the radio at a reasonable volume
Postal said:
Hadn't seen Office Space mentioned yet
Show her my O face
2 chicks at the same time
Case of the Mondays
Federal pound me in the a** prison
Yeah hi
I was told I could listen the the radio at a reasonable volume
It's one of the first 10 replies
Come on, who reads the thread when you can just give your opinion?
Nacho Libre is the most quoted I'm my house.
The Sandlot deserves some mention -
"You play ball like a girl!"
"You're killing me Smalls!"
"Is that your sister out there in left field, naked? She's naked".
Batter gets upset tells Porter to shutup
"Hey, I'm just trying to start a friendly conversation, come on."
A a second or two later "Think she'll go out with me?"
"I've been coming here every summer of my adult life, and every summer there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling."
"You play ball like a girl!"
"You're killing me Smalls!"
"Is that your sister out there in left field, naked? She's naked".
Batter gets upset tells Porter to shutup
"Hey, I'm just trying to start a friendly conversation, come on."
A a second or two later "Think she'll go out with me?"
"I've been coming here every summer of my adult life, and every summer there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling."
Arthur
Lonesome dove
Lonesome dove
maddiedou
maddiedou said:
Arthur
Lonesome dove
Lonesome Dove FOR SURE!!
Castaway
Modern Times
Safety Last
Modern Times
Safety Last
Kind of an obscure movie, but "Night Shift", starring MIchael Keaton has provided the exclamation point for my sister and me for decades when either of us proposes a solution to a problem and the other accepts it:
"I'm an idea man, Chuck."
My other siblings have declared it to be the world's longest running gag, but that hasn't stopped us.
And I'll second "Better Off Dead" as a source for at least one quote that we have used over and over again. We can't order French fries without thinking of this scene:
"I'm an idea man, Chuck."
My other siblings have declared it to be the world's longest running gag, but that hasn't stopped us.
And I'll second "Better Off Dead" as a source for at least one quote that we have used over and over again. We can't order French fries without thinking of this scene:
Surprised nobody's mentioned Ghostbusters yet.
Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.
When someone asks you if you're a god you say yes!
Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.
When someone asks you if you're a god you say yes!
aTm2004 said:Builder93 said:aTm2004 said:Austria? Well then...good day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!americathegreat1492 said:
Dumb and Dumber?
It feels like Im running at incredible rate
Our pets heads are fallin off!
Its Samsonite! I was way off.
That John Denver's full of **** man.
So you're sayin there's a chance.
I got worms...
Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
It's a cardigan but thanks for noticing
Tic-Tac, sir?
What happened, Harry? Some little filly break your heart?
No. It was a girl.
Kick his ass, Sea Bass!
Man, you are one pathetic loser, no offense.
Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg...
Look at the butt on that.
Yeah, he must workout.
Hey, look, the Monkees. They were a huge influence on the Beatles.
Yeah...we're in the Rockies
I desperately want to make love to a school boy
No way...WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!
Fell off the jetway again....
Big Gulps, huh? Alright! Well, see ya later.
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this and totally redeem yourself.
It's OK! I'm the limo driver!
Harry! Your hands are freezing!
Talladega Nights is up there has quotes for all occasions:
Dating Profiles/Performance Reviews
Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Wife/Server/Manager Asks How Meal Is
Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
Intercourse
If you ain't first, you're last.
Anyone Disagrees With You
With all due respect, I didn't realize you'd gotten experimental surgery to get your balls removed.
Greeting Friends
I can't believe it, if it isn't Mike Honcho himself.
A gold mine...
Dating Profiles/Performance Reviews
Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Wife/Server/Manager Asks How Meal Is
Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
Intercourse
If you ain't first, you're last.
Anyone Disagrees With You
With all due respect, I didn't realize you'd gotten experimental surgery to get your balls removed.
Greeting Friends
I can't believe it, if it isn't Mike Honcho himself.
A gold mine...
Princess Bride.
GovAg said:aTm2004 said:Builder93 said:aTm2004 said:Austria? Well then...good day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!americathegreat1492 said:
Dumb and Dumber?
It feels like Im running at incredible rate
Our pets heads are fallin off!
Its Samsonite! I was way off.
That John Denver's full of **** man.
So you're sayin there's a chance.
I got worms...
Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
It's a cardigan but thanks for noticing
Tic-Tac, sir?
What happened, Harry? Some little filly break your heart?
No. It was a girl.
Kick his ass, Sea Bass!
Man, you are one pathetic loser, no offense.
Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg...
Look at the butt on that.
Yeah, he must workout.
Hey, look, the Monkees. They were a huge influence on the Beatles.
Yeah...we're in the Rockies
I desperately want to make love to a school boy
No way...WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!
Fell off the jetway again....
Big Gulps, huh? Alright! Well, see ya later.
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this and totally redeem yourself.
It's OK! I'm the limo driver!
Harry! Your hands are freezing!
Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swan...Swanson?
Maybe it's on the briefcase.
Oh, yeah! It's right here. Samsonite! I was way off!
"Have fun storming the castle!"Gravy said:
Princess Bride.
Drawkcab said:
Encino Man
The cheese is old and moldy. El queso...
Stop weezing the juice!
maddiedou said:
Arthur
You must have hated this moose.
My brother and I still use that one all the time.
Time Bandits
"...you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence."
"...you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence."
Cut from Blazing Saddles, but still quotable:
Lili Von Shtupp": 'Is it true what they say about you people?'
Sheriff Bart: 'I hate to disillusion you, ma'am, but you're sucking on my arm.'
Lili Von Shtupp": 'Is it true what they say about you people?'
Sheriff Bart: 'I hate to disillusion you, ma'am, but you're sucking on my arm.'
Mr. White said:TPS_Report said:"But the doctor told us her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."Emotional Support Cobra said:TPS_Report said:
Raising Arizona
Better get the dip-tet!
"Mind you don't cut yourself, Mordecai."
"So many social engagements............so little time."
Reporter: "Sir, is it true that your son was abducted by aliens?"
Nathan Arizona: "Son, don't print that. His momma sees that, she's just gonna lose all hope."
Idiocracy.
Oh way, it has become true. Does that not make it a comedy ?
Oh way, it has become true. Does that not make it a comedy ?
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